- Is my tongue okay after that?
- [Alayna] Okay, that looks good.
- Is my tongue okay?
- I thought it was just gonna rocket down my esophagus
and do the work for itself. - No, no that's why you go
(exhales) (inhales)
- Oh. - Like you have to inhale it.
- Now it's recording on audio.
- Recording on audio?
- [Both] Recording on video.
- I'm wasted.
(laughs)
- I'm wasted. - On Tabasco sauce.
Oh, I guess we can't tell jokes
from the previous videos in this video.
- No, 'cause they're gone.
- 'Cause you are seeing this like a month later.
- So once Bre and I each get 50,000,
then we can be on your channel again?
- Yeah, that is the deal. - Yeah, okay, sure.
- Please subscribe to me, I'm Willow Faith.
- Bre Anne Williamson and please.
We should start our own channel.
- Oh my god. - Like just the two of us.
- Yeah. - The two of us,
fans and no one else.
- Hey guys!
Welcome back to my channel. (laughing)
For today's video, I thought that it was about time
that we actually share the story--
- I don't know where this is going.
- You don't?
Did I not tell you guys?
I told you guys what we were doing.
- Sometimes I don't listen--
- I don't read your text messages.
- Yeah, yeah, same. (laughs)
- I felt that today we could actually
share what really happened behind that kiss.
- Oh!
- Yeah, I thought we could actually like
really say the truth. - Okay, so they made out--
- No!
The truth.
Okay. (claps)
But, before we jump into that--
- Why'd you clap like that? - I got excited.
I got excited about the sponsor of this video,
which is AdamAndEve.com.
- No way! - What a surprise!
- You're acting like I didn't tell you any of this.
- You didn't.
- You didn't tell me one thing.
- I'll put the receipts up on the screen.
So thank you again to Adam and Eve
(humming) (laughing)
Before we jump into that story,
I do wanna thank the sponsor of this video AdamAndEve.com.
If they tell me that I have to redo this
because you guys are talking over my sponsorship piece--
- See, you don't notice it until its your video.
- Oh yeah!
- When I tried to do it, I was like shut the (bleep) up.
(laughs)
- I thought mine went well.
(laugh)
- When Willow's like talking, we like chill
- We follow your lead. - Not always.
There's, on your eye.
- Oh, it's bad.
Yeah, you should go fix it. - Oh no! (sighs)
- Please subscribe Bre Ann Williamson.
- Are you just complaining about my eyeliner?
- [Alayna] Yeah.
- Tell them to subscribe to Bri Ann Williamson.
- Oh yeah subscribe to Bri Ann Williamson
- And but how about me?
- Hmm.
- Thank you so much to AdamAndEve.com
for sponsoring this video.
You guys know this, if you use my code fender
you can get 50% off any single item as well as free shipping
within Canada and the US.
(soft clapping)
- You said it better than I did in my video.
- So thought that before we jump into the actual story,
we could go through, my box.
The third box of the day, not for you guys.
- Willow's been there before but I guess I'll take a peek.
- Ohh!
- Off to a great start!
- Can I see that?
- I don't think so,
maybe the back?
Oh no!
Not the back either.
- Can you eat them, are they edible?
- No, they're crotchless.
- You got three pairs.
- One, two, three.
- Did you ask for three?
Like, hey me and my friends all want--
- I think that at this point they know
that we do all these videos together.
- It's not very good they think
we're wearing matching crotchless panties.
(laughing)
- So do we try them on now, or?
(laughing)
(gasps)
(laughing)
- Wow.
- It's called the wall banger.
I think it's a suction cup.
- Oh my God!
- That's amazing!
- Oh my God, oh my God!
- I don't know if I can show that.
- I don't think you can.
- Strap on the paddle, love that.
- Oh!
- Wow.
- Turn bath time into fun time.
(laughing)
Okay so the last one that we had was basically this
but with a suction cup at the bottom.
- To put on the shower.
- Yeah. - Or window.
- Oh that's a big daddy.
oh that's a big daddy.
- Why is it like that.
- Oh!
- Holy cow!
- Oh a little prido fit for ya.
- Lil clamps.
You guys wanna pull something outta here.
- Egh.
- Now that you have your own sponsorships she's like,
I'm over it.
- Oh, rechargeable finger bullet.
- Oh!
- We'll start the story and then we'll
do the rest of the box.
- I actually not gonna lie I don't know
the story you're talking about.
- Oh so your admitting that we never kissed?
Okay a little bit of backstory here, if your new to us,
then you have no idea what's going on at all.
- We've all dated.
- No.
You may have seen this before.
- Can you not get it anymore?
- I was thinking when this video goes up
I'll put it up for another week.
- I asked Alison and I was like, "hey do you wanna a shirt"?
She's like, "yeah, I don't think I'll get a shirt
about you and Alayna kissing."
(laughs)
- I need to say, for the record,
I never kissed either of them, but they have kissed.
I saw it with my--
- We kissed remember that time?
- No.
- Gentle caress.
- You guys kissed.
- Lets rewind.
My point of making this video,
and the reason why I want
to tell this story is because--
- I wanna sell more merch. - Yeah.
- Because I would really like you
to continue buying these shirts.
- Alayna says she just wants the show to stop.
Alayna makes merch about the joke.
- Its like nobody Alayna.
We never kissed shirts, here's the merch.
- Love it.
- Back on sale now for a limited time only.
- Alayna would you guys want me to make merch?
No one.
Alayna, I made merch.
(laughing)
Also there's a picture of you posted
on my Instagram and I was like,
"I don't know if we could be friends anymore.
- What picture?
Why can't we be friends?
- Because you lookin' slam and I'm like--
(laughing)
- I know your going like,
"did I post something offensive"?
- Yeah I know.
- And then I was like I actually probably will bang Bre.
- Like what?
- Which photo was this?
- You were in that dress and you were just
in your bare feet.
(laughing)
- She's looked at this a few times I think.
- Insert here
- As you guys know-- - Don't put that--
- No.
Willow has been claiming that we kissed basically
since day one and I just really wanted to clear the air
about what actually happened.
- The funny thing is for the first part
you guys actually never kissed.
- That's what I'm saying.
That's what makes this frustrating.
We never kissed, the joke started,
and then she kissed me.
(laughing)
- It takes two people to kiss.
It takes two to tango.
- My eyes were closed--
- Or if your bisexual three people to kiss.
- My eyes were closed.
- How else do you kiss?
Do you kiss with your eyes open?
Don't stop.
- Stop making those sounds.
So this is what happened.
Literally we were taking selfies.
I was going like this,
and then Willow goes, "kiss my cheek."
So I turned my face to kiss her cheek
and she turned here face.
- And then they kissed.
- And our lips pushed together.
- So they started this joke for the longest time,
it was actually not true.
- Yeah and then it got so much worse after that happened
because then you keep saying,
"I saw it, they did, I saw it".
And its like how am I supposed to keep denying
that we never kissed, when we kind of did
but not the way that it would sound
if I went okay fine.
So I needed--
- So she needed to put it on a t-shirt.
(laughing)
I actually taste tabasco-y, so let me brush my teeth.
- Okay.
- We're not actually gonna kiss.
- Isn't it fun sitting in the middle?
- Its so fun.
(laughing)
- We were already done filming and I was literally getting
my backpack at the door and they were still taking selfies.
- Yeah 'cause we were like,
oh lets just take a picture before we go.
I have a video of after.
Oh you got me.
- Really?
Right snack down in the middle.
- She kissed her folks.
- How do you feel?
- My lips are still a little chilled.
(laughing)
Your lips were remarkably cold.
- Your welcome hunnie.
Bye.
- Don't ever do that to me again.
That's the story.
So does that count?
I don't think that counts.
- I would count it. - I would count it.
- I've kissed like four bisexuals now.
- Your such an ally.
Last night, before coming here,
I did order a 'we definitely kissed' shirt.
- Did you? - For yourself?
- Yeah.
- Just to finally get on board?
- Kind of, but like kind of.
Let me know in the comment symbol,
doesn't count or counts.
- If your lips touch you kissed.
- Not if you weren't consenting.
(laughing)
Sorry, I consent, I consent.
Hi, I do wanna clarify one thing about this story
because I'm afraid that people are going to come for Willow.
She didn't know that my eyes were closed.
'Cause my face was looking away from her.
So when she told me to kiss her cheek and she turned
her face as a joke, she didn't realize
that I wasn't gonna pull away, like I normally do.
I do feel like I do need to clarify this
because I don't want people coming for her in the comments.
This is all in good fun.
So keep that in mind before you go down
into the comment section and write something nasty.
- How was the kiss out of 10?
- It wasn't a kiss--
- It was a kiss.
- You were there. - I saw it.
I was shocked.
It takes a lot to shock me.
I was on the ground after.
- Shook, you were shooketh.
- You know those guys that do like social experiments.
- No I don't know--
- And they're like on the street and they're like,
"oh babe like kiss my cheek",
and then they turn their face.
- Okay that's gross. - You say oh they kissed?
That's literally what you did.
- I didn't say, "oh babe come here and kiss my face."
And we weren't on the street.
I don't know, sometimes you send me mixed signals
to be completely honest.
- Oh!
- 'Cause your like come over my house,
and like sometimes I sleep over sometimes I don't.
- So we also have-- - You give me toys--
- The touch by wevibe.
They do like luxury toys.
- Are we vibin'?
- We're vibin' girl.
- Careful don't give her any ideas.
She actually wants
to bang you now. - That's true.
- We kissed and I guess I thought
more sparks would fly or something.
(laughing)
Hi Alayna, hope you're really enjoying this unboxing video.
Oh that's nice.
- That does look nice.
- (laughing) I'm so glad that we opened that up together.
- And then last but not least, we have the AR always ready.
- Egh, why is it so wrinkly?
- Its so wrinkly.
- Its ribbed for her pleasure.
- Thank you again to Adam and Eve for sponsoring this video.
Use my code fender for 50% off any single item.
So that's story.
That's what really happened and--
- That's the truth. - That's it.
Jury's still out on whether or not it counts as a kiss--
- They kissed.
- Listen, listen, listen.
Do you kiss your dad? - Yeah.
Do you kiss your mom? - Yeah
- No, no.
No and no.
- On the lips? - No I do not.
- I do and then now you kissed your best friend Willow,
like what?
- Like what.
- Wait we gotta get your face in it too.
- Go lower, yeah.
- Sorry. - Oh there's a thumbnail.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
- We can kiss now.
- Okay.
(laughing) See this is what I'm talking about.
She's really close.
- Wow.
- What's that game--
- Chicken. - Chicken.
Lets do it again.
- Life with Willow is like a constant game of chicken.
- It is.
- Make sure to subscribe to Bre Ann Williamson.
- Oh also!
I will show you something too.
Alayna I'm gonna give you this photo you can insert it here,
do not take this out, you have witnessed it--
(beeping)
I have a picture, yep. - Oh I did.
Whoops, I did. - Yep.
So I will be posting receipts,
I don't know where my phone is.
So we kissed and we went to second base in the title.
So.
- I am never coming to brunch with you guys.
- Okay that's it for this video.
Thanks you so much for watching.
I love you guys very much, and I'll see you in the next one.
I'd tell you to go check out the videos
on their channels but--
- Don't.
- We're not doing that this time.
- Bye - Its my cat.
- Aww. - That's so cool.
- Why do you do that sound?
- Its so much sound. - I hate it.
- And its so wet, in my ears.
(mumbles)
- Its like a certain sounds make it feel like
there's like nails going into your brain.
- Its like repetitive noises, certain noises,
that trigger a rage inside of you.
That's like you cannot undo.
(laughing)
- Its real. - Its real.
- A rage inside of you that you cannot undo.
- Alison is the same way, like she like literally
she says its like fire in her belly.
- It feels like something's gonna explode.
Whether I'm gonna scream or throw up or cry
or like I'm gonna hit myself in the head,
like no, its bad.
So for me its wet mouth sounds.
Anyway, when people are eating.
- Here's my mouth right now.
(laughs)