Mr. Tentacles, Professor of Art.
What a marvelous opportunity for the people of Bikini Bottom!
How’s this, Squidward?
What the... How the... A perfect circle?
- Do it again! Show your process! - Well…
First I draw this head. Then I erased some of the more detailed features.
- And one, two, three… a circle eh thingy. - Give me that! Ugh!
Forget the circles!
Almost done. Could ya hand me that wrench, SpongeBob?
- Nah uh uh. Lab partner. - Huh?
You called me SpongeBob.
I thought we agreed to address each other by our proper titles.
- SpongeBob! - Uhzzzt! Lab partner.
There, it’s finished. Now I can hid my nuts back in Texas without leavin’ my lab!
It's not about winning, it's about fun!
What's that?
Fun is when you... fun is... it' like... it's kinda... sorta like a...
What is fun?? I... Let me spell it for ya!
♪ F is for Friends who do stuff together ♪
♪ U is for You and me ♪
♪ N is for Anywhere and anytime at all ♪
♪ Down here in the deep blue sea! ♪
Okay now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?
- Do instruments of torture count? - No.
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
That’s fine. No one has any experience.
Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.
[laughing]
Here’s your check. And here’s yours SpongeBob.
I can’t accept your money, Mr. Krabs. Grilling is my passion.
What is this?! You’re making me pay you to stand at the cash register?!
What is the meaning of this? Have you gone off the deep end?
There’s going to be a few changes around here.
Everytime I catch you two goofin’ off, I’m gonna charge ya for it.
Eighteen, nineteen, and twenty. Here you go Mr. K.
I think this should cover all my nonsense.
Let me see. I may have something that’ll work for you.
Here we go. Cotton swabs...
cotton balls…
Here. Try this on for size, Hercules.
[grunting]
- How am I doing? - Pathetic.
Look Larry! I’m hydrating. Oh, I am hydrating so much!
- Yes, I’d like one of your Chum Sticks. - You’re kidding, right?
- No, I’m serious. I want a Chum Stick. - Uh okay, if you insist.
- Oh no, please don’t sue me! - Mmm mmm!
I can’t believe someone actually enjoys my chum.
Ow!
Oh! Whoa!
Whoa! Ompf!
Oh!
For ages, dreams have been thought of as windows to another realm.
Let me not mar that perfect dream by an oral stain but so adjust my daily night.
That it may come again.
- Emily Dickinson wrote that. - Who?
Here’s one you might know.
There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he was eating his shoe.
He awoke with a fright in the middle of the night to find that his
dream had come true.
Ahh! Gee Gary, you sure are smart.
Hi, Mrs. Puff! Today is the day I’m gonna pass my boating exam!
We’ll see about that, SpongeBob. First we must…
First I must pass the oral exam.
I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed.
I know. Okay. Number 1. What is the front of the boat?
The bow.
- What is the back? - Stern.
Number 3. Right is?
Starboard! Port, skipper, deck, cabin, galley, keel, 1924!
You’ve passed the oral test. What a surprise.
- Give me a K-R-U. - Whoa!
- Give me a S-K-Y! - Ahh!
- Krusty Krab! - Whoa!
- Krusty Krab! - Now, that’s what I call talent.
Thank you!
My legs! Uhh.