Here he comes, who's it gonna be?
Festive Son Thomas coming from Bagel Town.
They call me the Festive Son.
My name is Ben Schwartz.
And I'm Thomas Middleditch.
And together we are Middleditch & Schwartz.
That's true, you're watching us play some games.
Hey, we have three specials called
"Middleditch & Schwartz" on Netflix.
You gotta watch them.
They're totally made up on the spot.
Total, completely improvised.
Every single one's different.
Frankly, if you haven't seen them,
you're doing yourself a disservice.
I agree.
Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up,
'cause we're playing one
of the most high-octane, blood-pumping,
thrilling first-person shooters, "Animal Crossing."
♪Dee di, dee di, dee di♪
I run like Naruto.
(smooches)
Kiss, you're it. (laughs)
(laughs) Come over here!
Well, listen, I'm a pear man, I'm a pear man.
Try and kiss me.
Who's this lovely fella?
- It's Sonic the Hedgehog! - Sonic the Hedgehog!
I bet you can't catch me
and then kiss me on my mouth.
What is this?
What have you been doing here?
What is this Dexter's Laboratory?
Don't worry about it, it's nothing.
It's just a few experiments. - What do you mean it's nothing?
What is this?
It's combining genetics of various animals
to create hybrid animals in the vein
of the Isle of Dr. Moreau.
Ben, don't think me a monster.
Ben, wait.
Ben, it's not what it looks like.
I'm a man of science!
Wait, I'd love to see
what your bulletin board says, excuse me.
If you want to kiss, come catch me.
(giggles)
Wee!
I'm running so fast, 'cause I run like Naruto.
Solve my riddles or die here alone?
(laughs)
Ben, about my experiments in the laboratory earlier.
Yes?
You can keep this-
Excuse me, you can keep this between you and I, correct?
Why are you doing this?
Ben, they'll revoke my license.
I'm a doctor, but sometimes doctors have
to go without borders.
You're not- What you're doing doesn't make any sense.
The head of a monkey, but the body of a giraffe?
This could cure world hunger.
Imagine a monkey with a really long neck. - How?!
It could eat anything it wants.
This way, trust me, there's more to show you.
(laughs nervously)
I'm so glad you're here, Benjamin.
Now, I'm not by myself anymore. - You're foaming at the mouth!
If you press the A button, it twirls your umbrella,
I think you're gonna want to know that.
Oh yeah.
♪Just two gentlemen twirling our 'brellas♪
Teach me, daddy, teach me how to fish,
and then teach me how to Dougie. - No, no, no.
No.
Father, will you teach me how to kiss?
No, no, son.
♪Let's go fishing, we're two best friends♪
♪and we can those fish until the end.♪
♪And when we're gonna go fishing just you see.♪
♪And then we're gonna find a fish and make it-♪
Bleed.
This way down in the basement.
Benjamin, now you mustn't read the word
of what's going on down there.
Okay? You mustn't say anything-
What's going on in the basement?
No, tell me what's going on in the basement.
Thomas, don't go down there, Thomas. - Follow me!
Blathers, what do I do?
What do you mean trust him?
Blathers works for you, doesn't he? - Come, come.
(laughs)
It's not just a museum, Benjamin.
It's an Imaginatorium.
Where are you?
It's dark down here.
Where are you?
It's dark down here.
It won't be for long.
Thomas, I never want to forget this moment, so I must.
This is representative of our friendship.
Me, banged up on a bench waiting for you
while you do whatever you want in the background.
Can I get like a 20-pound bass?
Like what's the deal?
What's the biggest fish we can catch?
That's what we gotta go find.
We gotta find an island with some big boys.
It'll make my daddy proud.
Bones.
Thomas, you're in the dark.
Bones, millions of bones!
Look, this a fishy type bone.
This a long necky type bone.
And you thought I was insane. - That was your neighbor!
What's the purpose of it, Tom?
Science.
What do you mean science?
Science!
Sorry, I gotta get a stamp.
Thomas, which character are you gonna play
in Sonic the Hedgehog?
If you can play any character in Sonic the Hedgehog,
what would you wanna play?
Dude, I would love to play Tails.
Wouldn't that be great, if you and I were Sonic and Tails?
Hi, I'm Tails!
Yeah, let's get 'em.
Uh sorry, why are you saying, "Let's get 'em."
Dr. Robotnik, let's get 'em!
Now, Ben,
the final step to visiting-
I like how you always make me stop.
I try to run and you get in my way.
Ben, the final step to my island is I want you
to go ahead and stand behind the animals
and you have the privilege
of combining your genetic material with.
You'll be half cow, half boy.
Is that what you want?
I'm going to be a pig, a little piggy.
Wait, what does this do?
I don't understand what's-
They'll call me Dr. Pig Boy.
Now, you'll take a photo.
Okay, we're gonna zoom in.
You ready?
Nice smile.
Nailed it.
Perfect.
Now let's have fun!
Take off all your clothes.
Wee, undie boys, undie boys!
Wait, let me get my rod out,
so we're literally from Tom Sawyer.
Shake me awake, freak me out.
Pull.
Can I push her into the sea, so she'll-
No, no, no, it's Animal Crossing.
suffer a terrible fate?
No.
Your pockets are bursting.
Oh, that's so mean.
The reason why I can't fit anything is
'cause I have like a full outfit in my pockets.
You stuffed your clothes into your underwear.
Thomas, who's this?
Who's this?
Who's who?
What do you mean, who's who?
Thomas, there's a light on a skull down here.
Oh, that was the last visitor
that came to Bagel Town.
The exit is gone.
Where's the exit, where's the exit?
You're not going anywhere, Benjamin.
Run.
You better run.
You can't catch me!
Now, I'm running for my life.
Go, go, go, go, go!
Go, go, go, gotta go, go, go!
Oh, you better run.
(dissonant music)
You almost got me by wanting to stamp right there.
There's a pop star called K.K. Buggins
or something like that.
Let's see what K.K. Ding Dong is doing.
Legendary pop recording artist K.K. Dildos.
Was that guy drinking?
Was that pilot drinking?
He literally just came out of like a restaurant, going ah,
and then he jumped on a plane.
This is the tree where my mom buried it.
Oh wait, you buried your mom on this island?
Well guys, just make sure to watch
"Middleditch & Schwartz" on Netflix,
three completely improvised comedy specials.
Watch them and as well as, well,
Ben's got a little something
he might wanna share with you.
Space Force is out on Netflix as well.
Watch Space Force with Steve Carell, John Malkovich, me,
Tawny Newsome, Jimmy O. Yang, Don Lake,
a bunch of great people.
But let's tell you about "Middleton & Schwartz" for a second.
We're so happy that Netflix gave us a chance to do it.
The only way we get to watch more
is if enough people watch them.
So please tell your friends, watch them.
We're really proud of them.
It kind of gives you the experience
of what happens when you come and see us perform.
I love you, Thomas.
I enjoyed playing video games with you.
This was a very relaxing, calming game to play together.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Until you brought me to your museum.
Why?
I mean, again, that's just between us, correct?
Ben, you didn't take any pictures
other than the one that I told you to take.
Ben that's the evidence. - Don't follow me here.
Don't follow me in here!
Ben, Benjamin.
I need a ticket, I need a ticket!
I need a ticket home.
Benjamin, you're not going anywhere!
I wanna go home.
You're going to stay here forever, here in Bagel Town.
I wanna go home!
No!
I'm just gonna get on this plane totally naked.
Safe travels, Ben.
Wait a second, who's flying the plane?
Who's flying the plane?
(Thomas laughs)