ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to doom eternal now first
things first I should have fixed the
recording issues last episode you may
have noticed that the screen froze a
couple of times and my voice went in and
out had severe issues recording the last
episode but it should be fixed I don't
know we'll see what happens but I didn't
want to have to scrap the episode or
rerecord it or anything like that so you
got pure unbridled jacksepticeye in that
video it's also part that I forgot to
edit out that luckily I got to end out
in the YouTube editor any of you who saw
it shut up
tell no one but also if my voice sounds
weird it's because I started Invisalign
today invisible braces for any of you
wondering I've had an appointment to get
them join them for a long time that I
got sick so I didn't get to put them in
yet but now they're in today my first
time trying them so I might have a a
small bit of a lisp in my voice but uh
still same old good ol jackaboy alright
we're going down in here they go was
telling us a bunch of nonsense Sentinel
batteries insert Sentinel batteries into
sockets within the forces of doom to
unlock items yes please
[Music]
what are we getting reestablishing power
to core and supplementary systems
acquire ice bomb I forget what this does
alright it's just another grenade that
lets you okay
it's another grenade to let you slow
down enemies basic modification to your
equipment launcher has been completed
thank you
[Music]
gotcha oh I'm with you chief now we're
going down here this is a big-ass ship
I'm very fortunate oh is this where the
arena is there's a training arena in
here where you can go in and just
practice stuff on bad guys not sure that
I like that it's on gee I always miss
click G and hit F and F is my weapon
points I need to get some air strafing
going I need to get my midair control
upgrade the repertory Oh
great name
it's like my rip and tear Colosseum
yeah the demon prison demon president
allows you to practice fighting demons
without dying or permanently losing
inventory such as I'm on extra lifes
which I have lost to money of already
what up what up buttercup oh and rip and
tear is even playing in the background
oh [ __ ] best song in the soundtrack
well PFT division is pretty good to ngl
so this is just like a little practice
zone where I can mess around with stuff
what I have to do it for this tutorial
oh dear you very dare you - how dare you
lads
there we go all right I know how to slay
demons okay
I am the doom Slayer lest ye forget
alright where are we going now send me
back in coach a crier a pray tour suit
point okay
Oh over here sprint pray tour suit
points to purchase pray tort suit perks
trader suit perks and hence your
abilities or unlock new abilities and
I'm pretty sure you get them in around
you find somebody who has a thing as
well that helps this is a suit tab at
the dusty a dossier I can't even say it
anymore
here you can upgrade abilities and
unlock new abilities hmm so I have what
select an available category so
environment rad suit takes less damage
reveals the auto map station location on
the map faster ledge grab a monkey bars
this is probably what I'm gonna go for I
like mobility I like speed grappler
purchase review your health armor and
ammo capacities and bonus upgrades to
plan for the Sentinel crystal upgrade
okay I can do that later thank you very
much how many points we have here - can
we do a whole lot here what is the other
one here yeah this is what I got the
microwave beam which is cool but it kind
of slows down the the game too much yeah
I don't really like this gun it's good
against shields and stuff but I don't
really like it personally I don't like
how it feels this one has like great
feedback and you just see faces and
blood and goats go everywhere that's
what I'm into as a pacifist you know god
it's so weird to have plastic [ __ ] over
your teeth constantly
it's such a weird thing to get used to I
keep like sucking on them I'm still
gonna my teeth and like an old man I
really am a Boomer come on Sarah gate
thank you
all right yeah this this level I played
as well and you guys saw some of it it's
the one with the snakes they're like
Medusa look at fellas if you know what I
mean okay
coldest base I asked you guys as well if
you wanted to hear more of these and
everyone seems to be of the same mindset
that it adds to the Lord it adds to the
series in the video so we're gonna do it
led by I just sorry that I have a list
to do it now led by the elusive help
Rhys dag Roenick the cultists operate
from a remote facility located in the
Arctic tundra as overseer Roenick exerts
absolute control over the facility and
it's legion of possessed acolytes
instrumental in sowing the seeds of the
koltes uprising ranek worked briefly
with Olivia Pierce at the Mars facility
before departing to earth with orders to
prepare the groundwork for the imminent
hel invasion they knew I recently
Declassified UAC
biography for Roenick indicates that he
is a surviving member of the original
order of the dag the ancient argent
clerics he now serves the forces of hell
and is rumored to have personal
knowledge of the dooms layer which one
that I kill I took off someone's head in
the last episode like I don't know who
was suggesting a shared history between
the two wielding total power over the
closest under his supervision
he uses his growing influence to advance
the consumption on corruption of earth
so again I didn't finish doom 2016 so
any of you who didn't know the story and
everything from that I had the same
character from that one I'm the same
doom Slayer from 2016 to now built over
the ruins of an ancient mmm argent a
settlement the closest facility has been
designed as both a gothic monument to
the ancient architecture and a
state-of-the-art science facility
tablets and memory banks found at the
settlement indicate that the order of
the dag discovered earth millennia ago
and found it to be populated with
powerful primeval beasts they named
these creatures
Agathon's great name Jews that are
similar similarity to the mythic
cyclopean giant from argentinos pass
they a guardian
whatever lights it's all mumbo jumbo
gibberish gibberish to me mission
challenges mission challenges are
optional trials that can be completed at
any point throughout the mission
completing the mission challenge rewards
prayed or sued point Cabrini all mission
challenges reward a sentinel battery
check your progress in Jonathan's hand
does Jesus Christ you're gonna give me a
heart attack I also didn't realize that
I can't he skipped over the map thing
last time and the comments were quick to
point out as you do that it shows where
I haven't been it fills in green for
where I have been so I can find all the
secret stuff that I haven't found which
is pretty cool again I am just here to
kind of played the game and go with it
you know keep the speed and the momentum
going
sawing lads in half and drop an arm
animal [ __ ] oh
this place is cool there's a giant
there's a giant thing over there am I
looking it again let's see you humming
it down here
oh nice see it I want to know what that
is I want to know what the [ __ ] is going
on with this thing it looks like a giant
microwave that doesn't look anything
like a giant microwave whoa careful now
there's a [ __ ] spider monkey hello
secret secrets on top of a skull he's
adorable
to eat gargoyle
yeah no easy [ __ ] oh yeah I'm trying to
reload again hi didn't know you were
gonna be showing up like that
can you cook this one thank you Dottie
Dottie oh hey
stay alive for me to do cool [ __ ] to you
like this don't you [ __ ] dare punch
me I'm the doones layer [ __ ] are you
lads zombie cultist
they'd be wait this is the same thing
okay thank you
don't do that
bunny has to get over here man this it's
badass
I want to see this thing like fire and
[ __ ] up a planet Death Star style that's
just the kind of player that I am
the mystery [ __ ] scare should I
should I even intervene okay maybe it
should actually kind of [ __ ] me up
and I won't make it
kind of embarrassing if I'm going to be
perfectly honest all righty
I need a cultist feed who wants to give
me the key
anybody come on now in my time enough to
survive this first pretty sure I'm going
to be strong enough I'm pretty damn
strong for everything else
it's your animation classic off with his
head a classic move
can I have all the armor please Oh
[ __ ]
okay okay
lymphedema pity off with your head again
classic do this whirlwind has arrived
all more doing challenged personnel
please be advised all mortally
challenged where we going
what
oh go back here just do that edge much
better
hey y'all open says me okay the man
cubis 'yeah his weak points i'ma find
him and I'm up [ __ ] him off his chest
let's there you go that's more that's
more my style thank you very much
I'm gonna mow [ __ ]
it don't matter excuse me excuse me I
need to saw one of you an app does that
even work dance that's very cute
here let me help I'll get you tonight
the hard place that you're in out amel
you just never let me have the phone
that I want do you okay
come to [ __ ] down there Jimbo Jones yeah
now I'm gonna come up and [ __ ] you up
eat it could be worse could be Burger
King that your ear all right I think
I've made my point I think I [ __ ]
those guys up enough Hey thank you
right this is going is probably better
for this
Oh
belly lad did you all come out for my
big day thank you as I did my birthday
or Christmas but I'm it's good to see oh
god it's all a little bit too much of
you
sometimes I impress even myself oh he's
already dead geez they're just dying all
in front of me
back away not today disco lady I'm going
up here
okay he had the same idea
you can't copy me you [ __ ] and you
just die instead eat it
God the character models are so [ __ ]
good
good job developers I love this game
everybody should be playing if you're
not playing this game then you're just
not a gamer
you're like a phony baloney game I
[ __ ] did it again got it holds a ski
confirm
step into the zone lamo shady greatness
[ __ ]
and again you guys come this way it's a
lot more fun if I can kill you over here
god damn it you're too eager [ __ ]
eager beaver over here
need help Nelson eat Emily
Oh sketch in half there Johnny
Oh
insufficient fuel that's epic I thought
I had fuel that's okay you don't need a
head but anyone out there is telling you
that you need a heads to do things in
life they're just [ __ ] lying to you
see that they have heads know that they
still try and [ __ ] me up yes yes yes how
do I access my map okay where have I
been
and not been there's a one up here how
do I get to that
something over Jesus
every night it looks like a place that
really wants me dead
ah found it secret phone well not yet
oh yeah
extra life everybody else playing this
game has like [ __ ] five extra lights
I'm over here surviving me the skin of
my teeth
it's okay at least I look good doing it
okay so yeah these guys
if you shoot their shields with this one
they cause them giant explosion and a
pretty damn good one at that Oh what the
music back do I get to fight snake
[ __ ] yet
oh this music it might be a blood-borne
music did I say that already [ __ ]
goddamnit I ran out of extra joints ooh
ah [ __ ] won't be doing that to me
yeah son of a [ __ ] yes
let me in let me in besides besides
Rockets I have you twice
you don't need these stop at your big
[ __ ] hands with you
no one needs that much hands
see you serve a perfectly fine with a
tiny bit look at me while I tell you I
don't like to be looked at in the eyes
oh come here that's a bad friend
yes he's taking a fair few lumps now
I'll tell you that
okay okay okay
I [ __ ] died like an auntie
I need this I need this he's my friend
we go to the same school I should've
just kept using the rocket launcher
I like the shotgun too much that's my
phone God I'm all out animal for
everything I have a way of fixing that
though it's when you patented technique
called saw every copper in half
thanks I did it I should have been using
these whoa health please thank you pull
the crystal okay let's look at
challenges ignite four demons with a
single blast of a flame belch can do
hold the crystal acquire one Sentinel
crystal okay I need to find
all right I think I can do this yeah
just walk that my oh [ __ ] dare you
there we go alright what do I want next
in midair to Gymboree slow down time
that's a good one is this where I could
get my my midair yeah that's very useful
yes more control in the air is always
helpful especially for a game like this
because I'm I'm in the air and I'm
mobile alive oh my god that's such a
huge difference
Jesus I feel like a new man
Rockets please thank you
I see green I want to punch here they
come you ain't [ __ ] give me that neck
dumbass
Oh Oh there's a lot of people coming to
my birthday okay okay okay I need I need
to just you know cooperate a little bit
yeah [ __ ] you that's what that's what I
said
no pick the [ __ ] good but does that
not work all the time okay maybe I need
to get better at using just ready health
yes
actually do this get airman what am i
doing
why am I being a [ __ ] stinky brain
there's so much going on in my changes
doesn't want to focus on it
but at least were having fun right II
remote detonate lock-on bursts and micro
missiles heat blast what does this do
firing the plasma rifle builds up excess
heat that can be released as a powerful
blast by pressing Mouse - ah I feel like
my brain is just not gonna do that for
me let's do the lock-on burst it's
pretty damn hopeful okay I need to get
better at using these now for weapons
I'm certainly I'm certain to accrue
quite an arsenal I've been a not bit
this is little swords what does that
mean
it doesn't say great I'm swimming that's
like a challenge area or just a fight in
a sentinel battery up there that I
didn't get
we're doing ok in this level so far I
mean again I don't really care if I miss
some stuff I don't need to get
everything nice they didn't last piston
time [ __ ] out of my way honey
secrets pretty bleak Ritz hello oh yeah
that's nice secret that's just actually
the way forward oh I remember this being
severe to me my brothers and sisters
have money this week your hate
[ __ ] no target what okay let's do this
there are those [ __ ] first
okay you want your time gentlemen one at
a time there'll be plenty of time for
[ __ ] biscuits and treats afterwards
okay got it
I'll break the shield break the shield
nice Hey yup [ __ ] sorry I'm probably
getting a bit too into this game though
to know if you can
or nothing for you sir it's at the
[ __ ] kick in the jaw
okay
oh that's oh that is so worth it that
guy okay [ __ ] missing focus you me up
here
show her wankers
alright time to get some health and [ __ ]
which is located all around this
beautiful arena have you guys seen this
place
it's very nice during the summer
oh [ __ ] alright there's a lot of [ __ ]
land around here
you I do not care for don't remember
inviting on TV
[ __ ] [ __ ]
I need health health thank you
Jesus Christ [ __ ] are everywhere I
get you I didn't get you
Mikey said let's it's plenty to go
around
you know just [ __ ] wait your turn
you need more you
nothing really worked in it
[Applause]
nice
oh this is kind of sloppy but we're
survived
nice
[Music]
off your [ __ ] arse can we do it ready
to burst [ __ ] awesome
there's somebody left oh hey love it so
many things that I could have used and I
didn't I just used proof pure raw animal
power
just pure brute force I'm just too angry
to die
she's a pain in my talking record the
one up there do I use these to get it
interesting I will get it I need to get
it
Oh
and then you grab that and then you grab
this and then you go over there it's
pink
alright wait for the boosts yes boom
baby
your salvation lies in his destruction
the middle of the Slayer strength is
exposed now to us can you see it
brothers because you lost the result to
continue so I must survive protect and
you secure that works nice way to cheat
the system and then acquire one Sentinel
crystal of it
where'd he go yeah see he keeps all you
guys around to make himself look cool
and then he [ __ ] off into the ether
raise up fellas fight back how many of
these were have four I need six sticky
bomb explosion sighs see I'm I'm
upgrading this straight to the end
immediately unless what can you do for
me
well converse recharge rate I'm
increased by thirty seven point five
percent what a weird specific number
lock on speed increased to 50%
oh that's very useful as well you give
me too many weapons that were shotgun is
nearby a relic from your past the
priests have kept it hidden from you in
this remote location super shotgun is
[ __ ] Joe hey fakers
dirty bastards super shotguns the double
borrow one from the old game oh look at
it oh squeeze my nipples and call me
Judy
hi-yah I can hit these guys oh yeah much
be inside your mind I'm about to [ __ ]
you up seven ways on sunday [ __ ] what
up attack boy I'm here to [ __ ] your mom
and talk about it wildly we you yeah
[ __ ] that would hurted me
nice to get him did I get I hear them
more of these cue boys in my life
it is sucking a big old fat one right
now
give me em give me out okay clean it up
oh eight Ball corner pocket you just
[ __ ] off with that just an annoyance
[ __ ] that's all you are no one likes
you
[Music]
say why am I so mean but they're demons
[ __ ] any big boys yep
Oh a lot of them Oh a lot of [ __ ] I
wasn't paying attention
ass too busy looking at my cue balls
my aim is on point but make
maneuverability is lacking let the site
down you know give me that heart open ye
suck it up eat it gain its courage
simple never even doubted for a second
I saw you doubting though I saw you
getting worried that I was sucky oh I
need that that's the thing I need
can I have no I threw around first of
course I do
yeah so this lets me know what I've
missed oh god there's a lot oh god wait
this is probably all the areas that I
haven't been to yet oh here we go I
covered a good deal of the map
hey that makes me nervous I don't like
being nervous hurt
I should do a shock on the only
playthrough with this game
belch Armour booze napalm belch Newton
magnet zombies your max health all
health pickups on your max ever
resources drop get pulled away from much
further so what do I want to get armor
or ammo don't know having a super-heavy
demon stay on fire longer Oh give me
health yes right yeah I also had a
praetor soot point at four of them
faster weapons switch and mod swap -
refills more quickly oh that's good
- refill Don glory kills I don't know if
they need that one there's probably some
stuff in here that's really really good
he Steven killed by a grenade explosion
spawn scatter bombs that's really good
barrels regenerates barrels barrels
barrels barrels reveals the position of
the progression items larger autumn a
prey Deus reveals a progression and I
want yeah I want the - I like the
maneuverability more than most other
things how fast oh oh oh that's very
fast
so it can be like what Poosh Poosh is
the same as always but
Hey
there we go there we go okay let me do
this
Oh baby hell yeah that's good that's
good that's good so doing these things
gives you points for everything else it
gives you like weapon points that's good
okay so there is a good incentive to
actually do them where am I going next
did I get everything in this area that I
had seen I think that'll crush you
that'll kill you hello dad get you
this is where they midair
maneuverability comes in handy
they think wait to show you that make
those remember yeah so I can jump into
the middle of that
that didn't help at all cuz I supposed
to do something else okay nevermind oh
wait secrets completely [ __ ] mister
can you back that health you just stole
yeah 393 yeah
radar suit noise oh it helps this like
that's tiny
let's do this
there we go
nice there we go
didn't
that's right jump sooner take off
so much armor that I [ __ ] lost
immediately
switch weapons
and we need to get used to using my
numbers to throw whole that was nice
so weapon wheel is really unreliable you
don't need that hey boy and you don't
eat the top half of it you also go away
giving the old one-two punch there Jenny
won that way I kind of want to go this
way I want to go the way secrets
nice yeah all ready to actually pick it
up oh yeah
right where am I going next hello
there's nothing over there
okay Zach a little here I did it
never mind then move past it we're good
I won't [ __ ] people up more walk in grab
those nipples
oh it's fun time
so now we get to be the monster
I mean no connection successful you are
now in control of Ella's Mouse - jetpack
left shift to activate your afterburner
Mouse one twin rockets after launch of
rocket barrage hey my friends yes oh
come on there's no way you guys
I could fit you perfectly that's
ridiculous
superheated watch what is this I thought
I was a superpower being another little
[ __ ] get off me
god that's funny
rocket brush
rocket barrage so this is as far as I
played I think I got to here and then
after that I didn't get to play whoo
that was nice shits I played like this
area and then my time with the game ran
out so anything after this is gonna be
brand new I think you remember
what the big boys out again Cappy it
it's not it
nice that's it
oh yeah cuz I didn't get the super
shotgun
hahaha oh that's really gonna ruin
someone's day it's gonna make my day my
day is gonna be much better after this
I'm gonna stick a chocolate up someone's
hole and just launch them to the [ __ ]
moon with the feet green muscular man
now use it to kill him
Oh buddy Oh buddy Oh Oh my heart is
happy and my dick is hard okay um what
can we get for this general improvements
is the super shotgun meathook recharge
time meathook what super [ __ ] reloads
faster oh I'm a sucker for a shotgun put
a shotgun in my hand and I will mess
things up
the super shotgun is a devastating
close-range weapon that features a meat
hook mod when in range press Mouse - OH
oh my god I can grapple around the
environment are you crazy
oh it's way too much fun
[ __ ] you doom for being the funnest
video game ever mains who give you the
right okay you leave something for the
rest of us actually don't I love it I
should have saved him [ __ ] I'm too busy
killing and too eager tough [ __ ] [ __ ] up
okay if this this needs a different tact
stick it on his foot give me those
[ __ ] wobbly knees [ __ ] that's not a
need beginning to think you don't even
know what a knee looks like I missed a
beat
thank you thank you very much from
downtown
Johnny you dirty four-legged [ __ ] yeah
hey guys Annette I feel amazing look at
all this shotgun ammo they're giving me
so that's what's five see my [ __ ]
fingers can't reach number five that
quickly
okay it's not the best on these types of
guys it's just crazy damage but so does
that you know you see what I mean you
see what I'm all about
if I make a noise your bed I'll keep you
alive for the next guys
catch oh what a dumbass
I'm just gonna shoot you and what do you
go dirty faker so afraid that's
attention oh no no don't kill me
I'm very fragile now hey hey
this is gonna kill you for me thank you
Thank You Saul Bates whoa they hit me
ice
you let me say anything else back here
how
Oh little toy soldier I was you guys
yeah now you're dead
does that feel one would ask if you were
ever alive to begin with let me out him
folks Simeon
I got invisilite now I can fight you I
won't do any damage but I'd wake him the
hell is this music badass though
oh okay how do we get through there
can I climb this okay okay I can see
this platforming stuff getting real
annoying for some people I personally
really like it I like that traversal I
like feeling fast and maneuverable and
bouncy like a panther hey guys
thank you for the giant pancake
quick quick refills on my - a really
nice I am sensing secret somewhere here
is their come on spider monkey is it up
mm-hmm
yes hell yeah we grew up even higher oh
wait these are just
whatever God every soul everyone in hell
is so angry all the time
oh but I'm angry
turns out this is exactly the way you
were supposed to go anyways so I didn't
find any secrets I just found the way to
go that's cuz I'm an expert gamer okay
nice block over that
what are these
okay I need a super shotgun
now [ __ ] this isn't going the best these
animations are slowing me down as well
Bock Bock Bock Bock Bock I didn't do it
at all and I lost a life for [ __ ] I
don't have the ammo for it around out of
ammo and my shotgun real quick
oh I see what you're up to I see what
you're doing to me well I need to gonna
like
33 stinky keep it light up earthly
knocking on photos oh hey you're
supposed to die immediately and make
them look cool
yeah I should actually be in there
that's how I can just stay nice damn it
I knew what was gonna happen and
everything oh this is where I came in
wait is it
you go there you know
this is where I came in
oh wait and this is another thing oh oh
I miss you
nice into Sandy City Nova is that
Metallica doodle of Metallica look [ __ ]
well I [ __ ] that up I see green I hit
I'm a gamer
[ __ ] off nice
the sniper those [ __ ] water
got him I was hoping that would look
cooler guys all right you're not did you
see how cool this was very cool
these guys are my least favorite pop
insult big dirty blasts
wait hold on to him let that's not who I
wanted whatever do you guys remember
those grenades that they gave me a while
back that I just don't use me to
remember all those things that they gave
me and it was almost too much at once so
I bear to use half of them yeah me too
what
I can I'm gonna go down here to see what
something wait is this just where I was
oh oh and you doesn't be reason I went
up liar oh okay
are you really tired no break you are
you guys going tired I'm I'm good to go
I'm zone in this is what I do baby wait
all right what do I do here though oh I
have to pull this key
okay a lot of lads just showed up which
is [ __ ] fine just let just let me
catch my breath
oh yeah listen whoops
no I like I like it my hands dirty I
like it in stuck in peloton Dean firemen
do the work for me I'm gonna do myself
okay now maybe of the title in the
environment do some work for me thank it
down the effect easy check I got you
come here okay I missed that it's okay
we're gonna try it game
hey worm good job I fight wait does
everybody I love die Oh priest fell
priest high priest [ __ ] Oh Maria are you
hiding behind your altar again
well holy break this I can't do that I'm
just a small boy
there's more than meets the eye here
okay so there's walls to time down here
got it sometimes he doesn't land on it
nicely like I press E but he doesn't
grab immediately and that really freaks
me out
look I've been here all right
No
Oh a slayer King Slayer gay time where
was yeah let's do it
so these are like the little challenge
arenas and clearly I'm talking amazing
so let's do a shot right the ammo for
this no I don't make kills um well I
like purple something in there yeah I'm
okay strap on your big-boy pants it's
time to go to work
Oh
okay run median Android vice oh nice
gonna get it no
oh thank god
give me that
to use my super shotgun
wait
what's up lads
Oh
but I just do
that works I don't even know who you are
but [ __ ] you up all the same I should be
killing these guys to get ammo
I should killing you to get help
needs weight
pop pop [ __ ]
okay anyone want to follow me down here
there's going to put in yourself that
way before you are way stronger than I
gave you credit for holy [ __ ]
okay
we've recuperated a bit give me health
please where should you how many enemies
were left
okay let's sort em out if I got that
this is intense
[ __ ]
okay okay
[ __ ] [ __ ] so many of them [ __ ]
this is a step above what I'm using yes
I also need to start get used to do this
this is where you actually have to learn
the mechanics
you can't just [ __ ] around with it
sorry okay
oh mama okay that was very sloppy and
I'm glad that I have the bonus lives but
good god I should not have died there
empyrion keys you have acquired an
Imperium key acquire all six Imperium
keys to activate the maker device in the
fortress of doom which unlocks the only
time the own maker I'm not like regular
oops wait what didn't I don't have to
get the key but I didn't you get
anything else out of that area like to
do something here
was rephrasing else in there sis tearing
it's too much boosting for a small bike
ah
okay how do we get up there there's lots
of questions and I have no answers to
any of them
so I hit that it goes over hits that and
then breaks this made you figure out how
maybe there's something down below this
oh I didn't see you
hi changes everything okay
I'm up late nothing has any ammo oh that
doesn't it all do what I thought it was
going [ __ ]
[ __ ] I used my double jump oh that was
supposed to look epic
that's a little pretty cool not gonna
lie ngl hell yeah literally where am I
now
double hell is not one take the train
into the terror dome the terror dome
hell yeah I'm gonna call my bedroom that
the terror dome
and then Hawaii I just like how it
sounds
okay my friend stock me up until I can
go on offer
I don't know what that means
craters two points I have three I think
these are my frozen four longer that
might be helpful just to get out of
situations or maybe I should wait to get
quarter [ __ ] anyway I'm just gonna
freeze demons for longer
I do you think that gives me like a
window of time to catch my breath and
keep shooting as good
oh nice
oh yeah
we should be trying to get those guys
near other ones this so you can do extra
damage but it doesn't always work out
I wanna thing what
other ammo facts
oh nice I forgot to take a chainsaw
those guys once I got them low enough oh
[ __ ]
big Bubba's in town after they pick up
the health kit I thought I just wasted
[ __ ] that was an opening
damn Oh nails you're in the [ __ ] face
right on the gun nice
oh that guy hit me
I need that slow down time thing soon
when you're in the air
i'ma lifting that as well and I share
shotgun I'm a damn that sucks I mean
makes sense
[Music]
[ __ ] don't have an extra life
Walker is doing a lot of damage see I'm
an alum [ __ ]
what everything
the hell is that - secret truck cool and
the middle of a July find secrets that's
epic
okay thank God
turns out just remembering to chainsaw
somebody to get ammo changed the entire
course of the battle got so fun though I
was lock-in signal now
what did I just get Oh speak oh man that
would have been helpful a second ago
[ __ ] I should have looked around
who me oh that was it
damn so I missed one enemy encounter and
three exploration things that's not bad
got almost everything place always a
secret combat encounter so that's even
it was out of the way so it wasn't just
something that I missed randomly god I
love the low times in this game I think
the developers deserve so much credit
for how fast and how well this game runs
[Music]
there we go little oh I was going to end
the episode here but he wants me back
nice
try this is a fun arena oh yeah
oh it's off
dare you yeah little Becker
that's a tough now are you yeah no one
no one's really that tough under chopped
in half as I found by and his guardian
is somewhere in the facility oh this
looks awesome
[Music]
dude this looks so cool
are we going up
Oh I mean shortage
oh I just fine
got it
ah good job me
thanks me
oh Jesus
and flame on
and look like it was more to explore and
this is the zone yeah look at that
one up
playful [ __ ] sake sometimes he doesn't
and it scares the [ __ ] out of him
I probably get all the way over there
I can't make that coming
Oh me of little faith
sure can man I keep using all my extra
legs for like the the simple [ __ ] - I'm
not like dying to boss fights or
anything well the last time I lost is in
that big arena fight I feel like I keep
losing my legs to dumb [ __ ] yes I want
I can't upgrade my super thing micro
missiles no I don't know what I want
human zone exploded on death bigger
demon bigger explosion good finish her
for a heavily damaged demon so you
damage the demons a lot and then you use
this to finish them off and it does a
big explosion to do more don't know
micro missiles I guess those do come in
handy
shooting the ass
oh the the hook on the gunner on the
pinky is a heavy demon the charges at
the player with its front armor its tail
it's a weak point they jump over TV or -
out of the way see you know we just say
you trigger this out I mean I can turn
off the toriel as a favor but it's
initially just being like hey do this
okay if the wait for you to actually
charge first
I straight up your arse how does that
feel for me not so good I'd say
and the way she Rockets on small enemies
but whatever
as a second
that would have been cool got him got
him
remember could you shoot behind him then
yeah it worked I know it did
I thought I could just shoot a grenade
on the ground behind him and it would
have [ __ ] him up completely
[Music]
you took a lot of damage without losing
your guns
[Music]
oh I just have no fuel at all
and be a fuel for you though Oh God
through the vise hijo hey Soph right
here ah [ __ ]
Becker's okay let's focus this dude
nice what can we do to her Oh stabby
stabby in the belly hell yeah we're just
stringing it together now
Oh God
Oh God Brittany go
god I just love how so much is happening
all the time
and I have to like switch weapons be
like okay BAM and then just keep going
and going and going
you are a strong dude
[Applause]
I really think the sniper mod and this
is one of the more useful items in the
entire game I thought I had the rocket
launcher out for some reason
oh mama this has never ends does it
mammal are you pick it up
that's what I need that is what I need
eat your greens like wasn't there doing
right here I've been so mad that you
smacked one [ __ ] with himself dude guy
has
the particular sum in yourself oh yeah
that feels good
there's a boost e here all along
anything that would have been cool
where is the the dude he might be in
here the doom hunter base the ua sees
polar koltes facility is built around
the ruins of an ancient argent a
settlement constructed over 60 million
years ago during urgent urgent
DeNooyer zextras austrial expansion
frozen carcasses of the agra Don hunters
have been located in the Glacial wastes
surrounding the complex and though their
DNA structure reveals them to be
indigenous to earth there is no
fossilized record of these creatures
beyond the frozen territories of the
argent a settlement carbon dating of the
remarkably well-preserved beasts
suggests they are nearly 80 million
years old predating all other known
forms of complex base earth life damn
continuing the cyber demonic
experimentation that began emerged
occultist study the Agra Dawn's
potential for resurrection and cyber
augmentation a similar program occurred
at this location millennia ago when dag
priests alpha sailors held priests bred
the creature and genetically modified
them to function as doom hunters
fearsome mutants designed to battle the
doom Slayer and his Knights sentinels
during their own holy Crusades of
Argentine or Sentinel records
corroborate this through their military
texts with many reports of these
creatures among the ranks of the demonic
forces assaulting the armies of the
north during the urging to Civil War so
I'm guessing I'm gonna have to fight one
of them now in a second because even me
a lot of information on it once the UAC
koltes movement publicly announced its
intentions for Earth the cyber demonic
program was revealed to be focused on
updating the doom hunter schematics
upgrading their combat combat prowess a
new assembly center was constructed near
the koltes facility and a powerful
gravity workers to safely transport the
biological and mechanical components
needed for the process the resurrection
of the agador hunter requires
cutting-edge technology to be used in
conjunction with occult rituals
conducted by USA's necro surgeons an
unholy fact a fusion of science and
sorcery
so one of them in here
what I see one fight
it was not easy to fight an opponent
worthy of me
damn that's cool-looking
okay we stopped a lot of level to go
okay I have to fight one of them a
weapon to surpass metal year for Pierre
gibeom I'll mess him up
but what that
I grabbed that
oh you gonna move Oh
what the [ __ ]
he just fell off oh I can't stay on a
Trevor
I thought he was gonna move or something
and bring me to another location
nevermind my bad hi you okay you can you
just hanging out there are you saying
anything
okay thanks
did he miss anything probably
hey guys
what a dumbass come on I want a flame
you had to do I need a lot of these
y'all enjoined the music in the game
because I sure as hell am [ __ ]
awesome so far
the ground over there
there's a lot of very risky platforms
around yeah oh this looks like something
for sure
mr. Tate is a bastard
hey puttin up shields all you want
really hoping you though
oh god okay little buddy HUP now that
those guys showed up
but that's [ __ ] cheating
got it got it okay
yes dice oh he looked right at me
[Applause]
I'm oh please this is a game where
hyper-focused kicks in I just I just go
quiet every now and then it's so [ __ ]
awesome to speak
oh let me up there oh wait maybe not yet
I wanna see if their stuff back here
ooh secret [ __ ] if I messed it all up
let's do it that way
right
I don't think I can get up there too
easily
No
well that may be they say God Almighty
Jesus I'll just wait around the wait
fruits come back thank you
are you [ __ ] serious we just fell off
and it incline we didn't jump why am I
so clumsy but can I claim on this
Oh
put it just on that Oh Mercy Me House
wait again if that's one thing I love
doing and I came all about transversal
and mobility and moving around it's just
waiting around booking love doing as I
listen
musics
I don't know if it's a it's a lot
different but it has more of an
industrial kind of feel to it sometimes
now the hell are you guys making okay
slow down time midair oh that's gonna be
so nice that's gonna come in real fun
push it
get a doom guy get it job
you making [ __ ] for bad guys they don't
want that
I'll wait for the next one or the
Justino
but anyway just stay down
okay be careful
okay I did it have no fear doom guy is
here
eat [ __ ] dick lips not you I'm talking
about the other day sorry oh that's
really nice be able to stop time in
midair or flow down time I want to do
some too you go right up your backside
how did that feel
probably not so good I imagine
you don't need those guns they're too
big no one needs that money goes there
you dumbass yeah seems like it
right in your mouth there's a taste it's
very aggressive play this could be I
love it
what's he shooting those drone you're
such a weirdo I'm not even doing
anything okay
I'm doing more though oh go lose in your
head there fella
kill the FISA guardian okay is that my
next job woo
yes please go [ __ ] him up
nice nice
anything else I can [ __ ] up from here
probably
god
[ __ ] did it
and will yes now you can just do this oh
it's really [ __ ] let fields and
overpowered honestly
I was over killed for you I'm sorry all
right listen the other night I'm [ __ ]
greater than I thought I was okay how
many weapon points I have I have nine I
could have been buying this bigger boobs
bypassed the mastery challenge destroy
25 Iraq Neutron tourists using sticky
bomb I had been doing that the spider
dudes at the brain and the gun you know
that the brain and the gun you get it
the corner the brains [ __ ] them seven
ways from Sunday okay what else okay
subtract alone meathook recharge time is
decreased I don't really care about the
meathook recharge time this one lock-on
bursts bursts Kat sane also I have to
pee be back in a second
hopefully I don't forget to edit this
out okay I'm back that I ended it out I
hope so
I also wash my hands and sang happy
birthday twice cuz you know you got to
be careful nowadays
all right give me your big bat that does
not like it
now with the boss
okay that that is him that's part of it
why did you trigger this it's about to
kick off very soon listen Boop
this level is gorgeous I love the Reds
and the oranges with the blues so
pleasing to the eye that's why you have
red and blue back here there's such
complimentary colors to each other they
look so nice or contrasting colors I
don't [ __ ] know somebody's gonna be
like actually Jack oh those are thinking
I know everything I do is steep so what
I made for babies
so hyperbolic so i giant vise that feels
like a place where there were secrets
and I just missed one yeah right on top
I thought that [ __ ] was gonna come back
oh I got a cheat code one-shot kill on
staggering
that's she cheat should be like big head
home and you know like antigravity what
mass in your eyeball oh oh oh I got a
sticky I got a sticky bomb this
nice
[Applause]
I saw I'm one this is that
where-where-where
I completely misread all over there
ah that feel that felt very far away I
didn't think I could actually get here
friend the key card killed the priests
card okay
put the priests card and it seems to be
a thing that I've been trained to do a
lot of for a long time now and haven't
even seen one up seas oh and one of
these yes
a heavy and super demons stay on fire
longer demons drop armor at a faster
rate yeah maybe I should do that get
some health and [ __ ] out of it crush it
with your bare hands one of these
challenges in this area kill three
demons on a single frag grenade Oh fine
and collect find a collectible album I
guess I gotta quit freezing
are you guys doing I did it
are that's cool are we seeing them being
built as we go that's kind of neat
but also you could just shoot it there
and not have to do I got the key card
Thanks oh this game puts a lot of faith
in your ability to traverse the
imperfects not bad I was pretty cool 175
health now hell yeah right here oh you
yes we need you now we can do this and
really just lock onto it
so cool locking though seeing everything
it's so much fun pretty badass
oh it hasn't are you doing up here
stinky - happens and you need those
shields around a [ __ ] them up and kill
all your friends um alrighty where's the
way forward that way ok I'm on this one
emily's yeah so I like to see nothing
else in here yeah maybe I come so here
in a second
you stay right there now I need this
that works
Rini just filling up you know hey I
thought you in a Slayer room recently
you went don't like a soccer sports or a
[ __ ] Hill yeah feeling good about
that water locket shouldn't mean locket
Oh God
oh that gives a lot of lock on time
actually ye turned him into a suit
oh I was Layton for that one that's one
of my favorites
those guys so much harder in the Slayer
room are Amy's just harder in there
[Music]
good go is that part of it
hold on a second Oh you know you're
taking the piss okay I got a weapon
thing out sunny one all right give me
all my ammo
let me see the map all right what are
these a parade or suit point oh dang I
miss Donna I miss the codex entry as
well no biggie
is this it are we ready are we gonna do
it okay okay go with that [ __ ] scared
me
dare do that to me
I don't know if I should be here it
feels wrong
all of this
so forcing
it's enough to drive a man loony
now
let's go around
no I wanted that help okay we'll get
some out of here
a lot of armor
hey hey hey buckets
Oh God
Oh God all the way back here
to remove them omens for you just get
mad at yourself no matter the gain about
it yourself
you know what [ __ ] off I don't care I'm
going all the way around to find my
little hoodie over here what's up dude
thank you for the pancake take that way
I can't make it over there can i
although I keep saying that and then I
end up actually being able to make it
over there so they just look around here
for a second to see if I've missed that
Oh [ __ ] I think I just jump over no I
don't believe it I I think this is a
fake oh it's a thing
that makes it a lot easier to get over
oh look at this dude hell yeah
can they fight him already I think you
showing them to me and not being able to
mess them up
shall we go back
doom hunter there is once a race of
beasts like hunters the doom hunter
creature was known to Sentinel warriors
in ages past as lethal stalkers of the
metal age Moreau extracted from the
frozen depths of the polar tundra the
doom hunter belongs to an ancient race
uncovered during cultists excavation in
the remote Arctic preserved below the
frozen ice for millions of years the
unearthed remains of this creature were
deemed suitable for reconstruction
becoming the subject of cultists natural
regenerative bio experimentation pulled
this necro regenerative bio
experimentation within the remote cool -
citadel a hi-tech ritual altar which
towers over the Golgotha and ruins the
Doom Hunter was ceremoniously and
systematically resurrected and rebuilt
while the majority of its components are
now cybernetic it retains a high degree
of mental faculty a sentient brutal
haunting instinct augmented with the
armaments of a tank division Wow well
I've got a cool shot
anything about that
this has to be okay fast traveler not
cool so just come back here and keep
trying oh this is definitely a here we
go baby hope I don't die I hope I don't
die I hope I would appreciate this
century enjoy what is undoubtedly my
famous tea ware this is our first proper
boss in this game oh [ __ ] yeah
oh my god
he's so cool Oh God okay The Dude's just
immediately you wonder is a heavy demon
the specializes in long-range lock-on
rockets it's shield and sled our
weakness
gotcha destroy the shield with the
plasma rifle to briefly disable and
destroy the sled to permanent disable
its protective forces okay
well come up come up come up there
Johnny
okay okay
any help
I need help already
oh nice okay just take your time
feel it out you know just do what you
need to do I don't that much I'm gonna
do this
fired fired fired now
[Applause]
music oh yes
okay let's let's let's regroup back off
jack off and regroup
I didn't even see it how to [ __ ] help
Carl
20 mini dudes I can kill yes oh and
there's stuff over here
where is he
oh so easy not having sled anymore
oh jesus [ __ ] christ holy God
Christ
they suck holy God me have a good punch
okay
wait tako your chuckle the big one
that's and damage
oh my this is intense yeah you kill that
[ __ ] with their shields
Rosie
nice
okay
need ammo so intense where's big boy
no that's happy damage I just want you
to turn into mulch
okay that is the head that didn't last
very long
[Music]
peace
yeah baby hate it oh nice
[Applause]
now [ __ ] cool Oh what I'm sorry
you're sending [ __ ] two of them after
me oh god I think they're weaker though
she pays us price okay there's a [ __ ]
rain but it pours
[Music]
no those match the heretic be nice to
the heuristic the heretics awesome I
love that guy
oh mighty I my ass is clenched get up
get up get out of it
I am they're much weaker than the first
guy okay okay I need rockets
[Music]
not against him
pretty
[Music]
so helps summer no no no no there we go
I just need to get rid of the shielded
versions but those guys really suck
great
yeah I eat like a little [ __ ] baby
typical [ __ ] baby fighting coward
coward
where's your other friend I eaten as
well
yes yes eat [ __ ]
shield [ __ ] somewhere
nice thank you for the shield
Rick where is the she'll do
don't know
[Music]
I suppose
these [ __ ] like open-heart surgery in
the middle of battle found him found him
kill them Dedham denims
okay or not
ah my thing doesn't last long enough
he thinks you're gonna die [ __ ] Oh
[ __ ] mr. Haley told the heretics nice
you want to be his friend
this is gonna be dance for you
[Music]
is there another animation I can do now
it seems to be the same one every time
[Music]
no no I see heads in return come on
there we go
[ __ ]
[Music]
toss a coin to your necromancer what
punch upgraded the blood puts on a vis
now more powerful hell yeah the hunters
became the haunted achievement oh that
was so much fun
hell yeah
horses do my back baby system is being
corrupted
reward knows that behavior this hub was
a maker design
she knows the systems well finally
priest but they move to a more discreet
location so why don't you continue the
third hell priests ignol is no longer
visible to us there is e3 1.3 percent
increase of demonic activity at the
Nexus of the initial invasion that is
the largest core nest on earth I will
set the portal coordinates for the super
gor nest now epic I love going to super
Gore nests let's breeze oh all right
well that does it for another episode of
do me turn oh my god what an excellent
excellent excellent video game some of
the most fun I've had in a video game in
a very long time the game loop is so
addicting flying around figuring out how
the systems work and then you finally
start figuring out how to string your
weapons together I'm still learning it
I'm still a little sloppy here and there
but I am surviving and I am doing it and
I am powering through I'm not getting
every single item in every level because
again that's not really what I'm doing
with this playthrough I'm not trying to
be every single thing to meathook will
set enemies on fire for a short time
causing them to drop an armor for a
super shotgun blast oh that's pretty
good or lock on speed yeah let's do this
the Rockets are really useful because
collecting all the secrets and
everything in the level has helped me do
that but I feel like I'm getting through
the game anyway and I like keeping the
pace up because the game is so fast that
it whenever you slow down I say no I
want more I want to keep killing things
but that does it for this episode thank
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[Music]
Ireland let's go to Ireland