P: Hey guys, so it's Wednesday the 21st of August,
I've just woke up it's about 10:30 in the morning.
I can't see anything.
Here's my glasses.
I had a dream last night that my legs got cut off.. at the ankles.
Do I still have feet?
Please be there feet.
Yeah, I've still got my feet.
Helloooo, London!
Or hello tree opposite our house.
Some really annoying French builder's downstairs.
I HATE YOU.
I'm scared he's gonna turn around, whoop!
We should see if danisnotonfire is awake.
D: Hello?
D: That's ominous.
P: Good morninggg!
D: Hi. Is this the day?
P: This is the day.
D: The day in our lives.
P: Yeah.
D: Okay.
P: Say hi to the internet.
D: Hello the whole of the internet looking at me in the bed.. s-stop.
P: Do you want cereal?
D: What cereal do we have?
P: Well I've had a look, and the choices are:
Lucky Charms or Bran.
D: So, we have the most healthy cereal versus the least healthy cereal that's ever existed.
P: What will he choose?
D: Lucky charms.
P: Woohoo!
P: That's Dan and Justin Bieber.
P: This is.. a mug where you drink out of Hello Kitty's brain.
We got this with Summer in the City from all these peeps.
D: That looks like a really awkward thing to drink out of.
P: This is very important to my happiness.
P: Dan has already assumed the browsing position.
D: I have, I'm on Tumblr,
and here I will remain for the next 13 hours.
P: What is this?
D: That is a llama made out of multiple copies of me doing an ugly face.
P: Great British Bake Off!
D: Yeah that's right, me and Phil are so cool,
we get up in the morning to watch baking programmes.
D: It's like a chemical disaster, and now it is inside me.
P: The first tears: she curdled her cake.
P: So I've just been adding some kittens to my MacBook,
and now I think my stickers are complete until another one falls off.
P: Yours is so clean.
D: My what?
P: Your MacBook. Do you not want a sticker on it?
D: No.
P: A little kitten?
D: No!
P: Come on, embrace it.
D: No, your need to cover Mac products with things is very disturbing, Phil.
D: So I've discovered a pretty critical flaw in this Hello Kitty mug.
P: What's that?
D: It ejaculates loads of coffee into your face.
D: Okay, so come really close.
P: Oh, example.
P: I saw it.
P: I'm trying to have a wee, but there is a scary builder right there.
He can kind of see me.
Also I should be used to it 'cause Edward Cullen's watching me the whole time.
Is it weird that this can make me see?
Are you ready?
It's a miracle.
Okay I'm gonna have a shower now,
so are you ready for the transformation?
Transformation complete.
That's actually how I feel on the inside all the time.
You wouldn't know it though, would you?
D: Are you kidding me?
D: Are you actually kid-
Phil, did you put a cat sticker on my piano?
P: It improves it!
D: It did not improve it.
D: BUTT.
P: Tweetinggg..
now.
Visit the zoo, day things, London Eye, have fun and show you have friends,
I have texted crabstickz so hopefully he'll reply.
So soft.
So I've been trying to be a bit healthier by having some fruit smoothies,
and look how gross it is.
Appetizing.
P: So what are you up to?
D: I'm deciding what to wear on our adventure,
Should I go with the leather shirt?
P: NO.
D: No?
P: It's gonna offend everyone and make them unsubscribe.
D: Okay.
P: Look at Dan's selection of colors he has in his drawer,
and a full rainbow of Phil clothes.
D: Phil, what is the mission of the day?
P: First mission of the day is to get these playlist live disposable cameras developed.
D: Yeah, we both totally forgot.
P: Had them for ages, I can't remember what I've taken on them so that should be a fun adventure.
D: What antics will be discovered on these?
P: And secondly,
D: We are going to go for bubble tea.
P: Let's do this.
D: Phil, let's compare our Oyster Cards.
What's that.
P: That's my hundred and fifty years of the London underground Oyster Card.
D: Okay, and I have a special Olympics one.
Yeah.
P: If you're wondering what an Oyster Card is, it's what you can get on the tube with and pay.
D: We're both like rare Pokemon card collectors.
Battle!
P: No!
And off we go into the big city.
D: When did this light break?
P: I don't know, but it exploded and part of the bulb is still inside it,
so I'm scared to change it now.
D: Oh so that could just fall into my eyeball like final destination.
P: Yep!
D: Fantastic.
P: That's what I wake up to every morning.
P: To the wilderness.
D: And here we are. Time to get them developed, only four months late.
P: I hope we can get them today, that would be cool.
D: It would.
D: Well hello there little boy, do you want some candy?
Impressions.
I don't know this woman. Help me.
P: Oh, wow.
D: Whoa.
P: I have loads of money.
D: Do you want to go to space and back?
P: Yes.
P: I find this advert really scary, she's like a demon or something.
D: Look into the mouth of God.
P: Imagine if you were about to kiss a girl and then that happened.
P: This is how Dan spends all his tube journeys.
Underground.
D: Yeah.
P: It's better.
D: We bumped into some subscribers!
P: Yay!
P: Wow, that's a tall escalator.
I'm all about double stepping as well which scares Dan.
D: Oh God.
P: So I'm like
D: Londony green space.
P: So I've just been on the underground with about a million people, and now I realize my fly is unzipped.
D: Well this is awkward, Phil's zip isn't zipping up.
P: Stop filming it!
D: I'm just gonna leave you in the corner, bye.
P: Time for lunch.
So we're like at a Japanese, Chinese delicious place.
I have got teriyaki chicken deliciousness and a cranberry drink and some popcorn.
D: I've got a salad.
P: How green of you.
P: Just realized Dan's drink is called "60 shades of grape".
D: That's mostly why I got it.
P: So you may be used to the traditional red telephone boxes that you'll see in England,
but this one is
P: Black!
D: An emo one!
P: It's emo!
P: Just found my favorite shop ever.
I think I'm gonna ask for that for Christmas.
You should get this one Dan.
D: That's so me.
P: That woman's got like one boob.
P: If London was a sound, what sound would it be?
D: The sound of that bus?
P: BRURURURURUR
P: We're now in Piccadilly Circus.
D: London's Times Square.
Now I don't understand why tourists come here just to take photos of adverts,
P: Yeah, 'cause they're so shiny.
D: Wow, it's a giant Samsung logo.
Behind [that] column.
God save our gracious queen
P: Ugh, just put my hand on the traffic light and it's all sticky.
That's someone's chewing gum.
P: One of my favorite shops:
Tokyo Toys!
That's a bit weird.
D: Welcome to the world of anime.
D: Hey Phil do you wanna get that?
P: Yeah, I think it would suit me.
D: I think it would so suit you,
and then you could act out one of those fan fictions out there with a tentacle.
Do you reckon they sell tentacles?
D: I used to have this exact mouse mat when I was a teenager
P: You rest your wrist there.
D: Yep.
D: What's that?
P: There's a wasp.
D: What?
P: There was a wasp on my shoulder.
P: Welcome to Chinatown.
D: Was that racist?
P: Yes.
D: We didn't mean for it to be.
D: And the hunt for the bubble tea begins.
P: Who wants a red lotus spa massage?
P: Looks a bit suspicious to me.
P: Who needs a man's tonic.
P: It's BobaJam this is it!
P: This is it! D: Here we go.
P: We just stumbled upon it and it's here!
P: There's all the different flavors.
P: You can tell it's real because of the lucky cat.
D: You okay over there?
P: Yep.
P: What flavor did you get?
D: I got Uji Matcha, green tea.
P: I got Hokkaido, which is caramel.
P: I think they're nearly ready.
D: Here we go.
P: They are.
Matcha and Hokkaido.
P: There you go, use the force.
D: Bubble tea achieved! Where should we go drink it?
P: Trafalgar Square?
D: Let's go!
D: What is this?
P: A man just poked me in the spine.
D: So, thoughts on the Hokkaido bubble tea.
P: It's the nicest bubble tea I've had, Bobatea,
so I would rate it with a thumbs up. But I'm still not a fan of the balls at the bottom.
D: A tasty no?
D: Check us out with our Chinatown and bubble tea and anime shops.
Such wannabe Asians, aren't we Phil?
P: Definitely.
D: I think so.
D: Flowers in the trees, how are you?
P: Filled with bees.
D: They've put something on the fourth pillar.
P: What is it?
D: It's a giant blue cock.
D: Literally.
P: There actually is a giant blue cock.
D: There is a giant blue cock on the fourth pillar of Trafalgar square.
When did that get there?
P: That's so cool.
P: You can actually climb on the lions. Do you reckon I should try it?
D: Yes.
P: Tony Stark in disguise.
D: Stop filming children.
D: Cute Asian child VS pigeons.
Better than Pacific Rim.
Here we go.
I'm impressed!
You can do it Phil.
Everyone's on your s- go on.
Yep, yep, yep, yep, you know it, you know it.
Go on.
Mount that lion.
Do you feel proud?
You got shouted at?
P: You're not meant to sit on the lion.
D: Captain Hitler telling people to get off.
D: Oh look the London eye's over there.
P: Oh yeah.
D: Oh hey.
D: It's like, "Soon."
P: Going underground.
P: So we're getting a train now to Oxford Circus
where I'm going to get some new clothes for a wedding hopefully.
And we might bump into crabstickz as well, if he answers his text messages ever.
D: The realistic thing would be that our friends ignore us and we're alone. I think so? Yeah.
P: A rare danisnotonfire.
P: Reckon I should buy this.
D: Maybe, hmm.
P: Hey Dan I found a hat for you.
D: What?
D: That's kinda gross.
Should I, should I -
P: Yeah, put it on.
D: Am I totes swaggy?
P: Yeah.
D: I don't think so.
P: Let me try.
D: Oh my God.
P: Do I look cool?
D: You actually do look cool. I think most people would be like pretentious hipsters,
whereas you just look like a dorky guy that like space.
P: I kind of like the space coat.
D: Topman hall.
D: Chris texted back.
P: Yeah!
D: A friend wants to hang out with us.
D & P: Oh my God.
D: This is probably my favorite sign of all times.
P: So we have just arrived at the home of
Christos!
C: Hey, how're you doing?
D: We magically teleported here, so you can stalk him.
C: You guys.
P: One Direction here.
C: It's not mine, that was, that was here when I moved in.
P: Oh yeah.
C: Yeah, can't take it down, landlord says I can't.
P: Shh.
P: This is where the magic happens.
C: That's where I try to do magic.
P: So we're starting a traditional English pub,
D: which we do all the time, yeah, I mean obviously.
Me and Phil, manly guys down t'pub.
C: We're gonna start a fight.
D: What manly beer did you get?
P: I got the raspberry beer
which is very manly.
D: That's so Phil.
P: So Chris just pointed out that Dan
still has a cat sticker on his arm.
D: Phil, is that the cat sticker that you stuck on my arm at about ten o'clock this morning?
P: Yes, and it is still there.
D: I've been walking around with this at all day.
D: And the sun has gone down. It means we officially had fun guys
The time flew by.
C: It was really nice to see you again.
P: Did we play it?
C: Not, not enough.
D: Well, nice to see you Chris bye.
Bye.
Let's leave, I'm done with this.
Home we go.
D: We are home.
In the hallway of darkness.
P: None of the lights work here.
P: So we got the photos from players live, do you wanna look through them?
D: No I don't.
P: Let's do it.
D: I bought them to just put them in a drawer like this.
P: Aww that's nice.
D: It's everybody at Tyler Oakley's birthday.
D: The guy making a Minnie Mouse rice thing at Benihana.
P: That was cool.
D: Jack's clap.
D: Look at Grace in the corner for that one there
P: Me and TomSka.
D: That's incredible.
P: That's a great face.
P: Me and Tyler Oakley. Is that Zoella?
D: I think so.
P: That's us and Zoe.
D: Ah, that's a nice picture.
P: That's Jack and Dean.
D: Cool.
P: Us and Anthony Padilla.
P: That's a great picture.
D: Good photo Phil.
P: And me and Mitchel Davis also looking quite serious.
D: Yes, intense.
P: And aww it's a nice one with me and Cat.
D: What food options do we have?
P: Er... I'm thinking Mexican.
D: Do we have Mexican?
D: Fajita time!
P: We have sombreros.
D: Do we?
P: Yeah.
D: This is happening.
P: Okay, we only had one sombrero.
D: I'm left out.
P: Aww, we could photoshop one in.
P: Dan's cutting hot peppers.
D: Die!
D: I have a lot of pent up anger about peppers,
a pepper killed my family when I was a child.
D: If you didn't know, there is a Phil seal and Dan whale on top of our extractor fan.
Spicy spice, spicy spice,
spicy spice and the spicy spice,
Cajun spices, spice in the pan!
Spicy fajitas, yeah man!
D: Mexican feast achieved! Yeah!
D: Phil, have you totally legally acquired the next episode of Breaking Bad?
P: Yes.
D: I understand anything she's saying, do you?
P: I understand everything.
P: We're discussing what our very WordArts used to be.
D: I think mine was that one.
P: Mine was that one, which Dan thinks is really gross.
D: Does it offend you or make you sad that today's kids won't even know what WordArt was.
P: Oh God, yes.
P: Green mode.
P: This is so weird.
D: So what is this giant mess in the corner?
P: I'm just going through the stuff we got at Summer in the City,
including these onesies.
D: So, we can become a giraffe and a Totoro.
P: Should we do it?
D: I think we should.
FIGHT
D: Yeah, I don't think I'm working this very much.
P: I don't know, I think mine's a good look, I might keep it on.
P: So, the night is coming to a close
I've just been reading some Stephen King just after sunset in bed.
Still in my Totoro onesie which is surprisingly cozy.
Yeah, but it's getting quite late, so I'll see what Dan is up to.
You're playing Radiohead!
D: I am, yes, I'm learning to play Pyramid Song.
P: Continue.
D: Ok.
P: He's actually playing it!
P: So that's it, hope you enjoyed coming on this day in our lives.
D: I am now going to proceed to stay up until 4 am on the internet.
P: As usual.
P: Please give this a thumbs up if you enjoyed it and that will inspire us to make more,
and I'm gonna go sleep now.
D: Sounds like a good idea.
P: Good night world.
D: Good night internet, hope you enjoyed.