*munching sensually*
Oh, hi there. *lip smack*
A lot of people at home have been asking for a rekt tutorial
So I thought, I'd give it a shot
And see what I could teach you guys
So stay tuned and we're gonna just bust out some
crazy wacky moves
See if you guys can swing with the best of 'em
Let's get started
*chewing noises*
First thing is you gotta feel the beat of the music, guys
Everywhere
You gotta swing your legs
and feet
You know what I mean?
So, FEEL that! Step with the beat
You know what I mean?
Boom
You got to step powerfully, too
No light steps!
You see that... powerful steps here
Get a little gyration
You go this way
You go that way guys
There's power, there's beat. You see it come from the earth.
It's primordial
Now get ready for that drop!
You see what's going on here?
Baby-breasting it
Works best if you got some big breasts like me
I've been working on these breasts for a while.
You get those working in it, you get some really nice spicy moves
You see what I got?
You see what I got here? Check it out.
Let's move on to the next step
Twist!
Hi mom. No I don't have time right now, I'm doing a spicy move tutorial.
Twist!
And flourish!
This is called the
Full body torque, guys!
You gotta tourque it!
This is a full body challenge
You got your legs,
and your hands
Your head, your whole body!
The breasts, the core
Mom, not now
spicy move time
Here it is
I'm pretty sure I invented this move.
It's called the full torque twerk
Whew, here we go.
Now here is an important step, step number *blatant stuttering and confusion and distortion* 11
You got to use props, use your environment.
It's like fighting, check this out.
Oops, where's Ethan? Here I am.
Dance!
Oops, where's Ethan, here I am.
DANCE!
Where's Ethan?
Dance!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOO
And that's about it, guys!
That's the whole tutorial, so
You want to use all of those?
Everything I taught you here, you know
just remember all the steps and you'll be rekin in no time.
I need to lie down
No moms!
We got...
The fuck is this?
The fuck did we just rob from him?
A dome
THE FUCK IS THIS?
Look at this, Hila!
Fuck... what the fuck is Sean. What is wrong with him
This is what this guy's got sitting around in bags?
Face wash? Yeah, he needs that.
Baby wipes!? Dawg, what are you planning
Dude we didn't get any thing good
Q tips and baby wipes and a fuckin stone *triggered*
The hell Sean?
YOU FUCK
Hold on!
It's the money load, boy!
I knew we got something valuable!