Who wants some eternity water?
(screaming)
Alright, I guess I'll just try again later...
in like 6 seasons!!
How LOST Should Have Ended
There's a bomb.
Quick, Sayed, can you diffuse it?
No.
It is too complicated.
I would just make the timer tick faster.
What are we gonna do?
I think I could be of some assistance.
La Pidus!
He survives explosions because he's the only pilot
LaPidus!
Turns out the mysteries don't matter so
does that even bother you?
LaPidus!
Walt and Whitmore used to be important
LaPidus!
Everyone just relax.
Have yourself a fish biscuit. We're going to get through this.
Okay, Sayed, hand me that paperclip.
You got it, LaPida.
Sawyer, hand me that gum wrapper.
And try not to sleep with it or call it a funny name.
Whatever you say, eyebrows.
I mean LaPidus.
Kate, I'd ask for your help but you pretty much only find trails and create love triangles..
so you know, useless as usual.
What?!?
45 seconds, LaPidus.
Right! Jin and Sun, hand over that duct tape.
and forget, somewhere out there right now
you two have a baby.
Jack, you keep struggling with letting other people be in control.
That's good, that's good.
And Hurley...
Well.. Hurley
You're the best. Can I just hug you?
Dude.
30 seconds, LaPidus!
Ok, ok, you're right. We'll hug later.
Alright looks like I've almost for this.
All I've gotta do is just take these two wires here and pull 'em apart like this and---
Oh dear..
Well I guess I don't know anything about diffusing bombs.
Does anyone have a plan B?
Dude I know.
What do guys say we just skip all this and meet up in an elaborate purgatory?
That way we can live happily ever after.
Is that really an option?
Oh it's totally an option.
Oh man!
They took the purgatory route.
Well Jacob, perhaps you shouldn't have been so vague and explained everything to them sooner
Shut up, Chaz.
You're not supposed to say my name!!
Gosh!
Ahhh!! Where's my squirrel baby??
Ahhhh!
Good Lord, Claire. Take a shower.
So that's the reason for everything?
A giant cork?
Aye brother,
You know considering all we've been through, I was sort of expecting something...
different.
Ha, yea. Tell me about it.