*pimpy song*
*clicking*
*pimpy song continues on*
*pimpy song suddenly stops*
*surprised music*
All right listen up guys there is like these new type of channels on YouTube where they
livestream animals for instance, I have seen a penguin one
an elephant one, a shark one
The most popular one, the giraffe. Everyone loves a giraffe. This dude gets the most views
But think about it, man. Imagine if you were in a cage every single day, a camera, everyone is watching you
and you're just in that cage, bored.
This dude is probably so bored.
He probably has a mom, a dad, a sister, brother that he misses.
He probably just wants to run around freely in the forest (giraffe).
He wants to run around freely in the forest;
Eat some leaves, meet some friends. But you guys are just locking him in here
FREE THIS GIRAFFE.
Let all these animals free
They are not here for our entertainment.
Let these animals... (Music stops)
Wait a minute
(in his head) Why am I spending hours and hours trying to make quality videos
Just to get a few million views
When I can just easily set up a camera and film an animal
and get WAY more views
(carnival music plays)
(Both say "What's up man"
(Music still plays)
(Music gets more up beat)
aww he's so cute
(High pitch voice) oh my God.
(Music continues to play)
*cash register sound* (cha ching)
Just a small investment
(Music playing)
Bro he's sh*ting
(Music) *Everyone in car laughs*
wait really?
yeah open it up and there are all those small pebbles and stuff
(music playing)
(smells fingers) *everyone starts to laugh*
(music playing)
*BANG*
*PANICS*
(music playing)
( beat of the music picks up)
(setting up hamster livestream)
Do a spin
woah woah woah woah woah
(music playing)
*Birds chirping over sounds of heaven*
(Music abruptly starts playing)
(music starts to play)
*Surprised*
*earns 100,000$ from hamster livestream*
*1 million people are watching the livestream*
Calls friend over
(Happily screams)
(upbeat music starts to play)
*Music abruptly stops*
*silence as the cage drops*
*loud bang*
(Upbeat music starts playing)
(water splash) *Laughing*
Rice- What the f*ck?
What are you doing?
Why did you jump in the pool?
*laughter* Why did you jump in the pool?
Check if he is okay, why'd you jump in the pool?
*laughter gets more serious* Loud ohhh