tWitch, it is your birthday today.
He keeps looking around like we're going to scare him,
but we're not going to scare you.
OK.
Legally now you can drive, and you can watch R-rated movies,
and you can run for president.
You could have already done those things
but I'm just saying you can still do them now.
Oh.
All right, so congratulations.
And around these parts, we like to celebrate birthdays
with montages, so here are some of our favorite moments
with you.
I would like to introduce you today to our guest DJ,
he's my favorite dancer, tWitch, everybody.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Dance is something that I've been passionate about before I
knew what passion was.
I was the only guy in dance class.
I was the only guy on my high school dance team.
TWitch don't be getting jealous, I got you some too.
There's an envelope over there, you probably wondered what--
I feel like that dude from Earth, Wind and Fire.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
That's a cute little son of a tWitch, I'll tell you that.
Ready?
Are you ready?
Yes.
It's all right.
Oh, my god!
Why do you keep doing that over and over again?
Is that not real?
Oh, my god.
What's going on, I'm tWitch, I'm filling in for Ellen today.
Do you know what this is?
Yes, that's a killer right there.
It kind of has a grip on my arm.
It's making me a little nervous.
Never have I ever pretended to be asleep
when the baby was crying.
TWitch, what are you doing?
Nobody's here man.
We can do whatever we want.
We can do whatever we want!
It's a candy.
Twizzlers.
It's like chocolaty, bit-sized situations.
M&M's.
They're like cube shaped.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Do it with like a sexy bear growl.
Yes, Yeah, Yeah.
Hello.
There's a new Duke in town, and the ladies are quite smitten.
This Duke is charming.
Your hair looks magnificent tonight,
how much did they charge you at Supercuts for that?
You've actually got a little something in here.
I'm gonna tweet about that later.
That's right tWitch, I got you an Airbnb.
I am so very grateful that I get to look at your face
every single day.
I love you so much tWitch, and I couldn't do the show
without you.
I love you, Ellen.
I love you too.
Thank you, I love you.
I love it.
One more thing tWitch, before we go.
You can't have a birthday without birthday cake,
and we had cake, but it's not really as good anymore,
because it's smashed.
In people's faces actually.
So I called a few friends and they picked up a fresh one.
So can you bring out the new cake?
[MUSIC PLAYING]
I knew it.
[INTERPOSING VOICES]
Look who it is.
Hi, Maddox.
I knew it.
You did?
I've been texting--
I've been texting her all afternoon.
There she goes.
I've been texting all afternoon.
And I never know what to say because I
know I'm not good at lying, so.
We've lost them, we've lost them.
Anybody want to say anything?
You want to add anything, Wesley or anybody?
Maddox, you want to say something to daddy?
What do you want to say?
Happy birthday!
Thank you.
Thank you, everybody.
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday, dear daddy.
Happy birthday to you.
Thank you so much, y'all.
All right.
We love you.
We love you so much.
All right, I love you, Maddox.
I love you.
Happy birthday tWitch.