>> THANK YOU!
WHOO!
THANK YOU!
OH, MAN!
I WAS GETTING CHILLS BACK THERE!
YOU COULD TELL.
LOOK AT!
I'M NOT GOING TO LIE, IT'S COLD IF HERE.
OAR, PAN!
THIS IS SO AWESOME.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MANY THINGS I'M CHECKING OFF MY
BUCKET LIST.
BACKSTAGE I MET MARK MARK.
I'M, LIKE, OH, MY GOD, IT'S YOU!
HE'S LIKE, GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM.
IT WAS WEIRD.
THEY STILL TAPE PRICE IS RIGHT DOWNSTAIRS, RIGHT?
IT WAS AWESOME.
I SAW THE GUYS IN PRODUCTION AND THEY WERE ON SCAFFOLDING AND
THEY GOT WEIRD WHEN I WAS LOOKING AT THEM.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?
I'M IMPRESSED YOU'RE WORKING AROUND THE CLOCK.
OH, SENIOR, THESE PEOPLE HAVE MOOCHO DINERO.
ARE THEY RICH?
VERY RICH.
HOW RICH?
SIR, I'M NOT EVEN MEXICAN, THEY PAY ME TO TALK LIKE THIS!
( LAUGHTER ) SO COOL, MAN.
I HAD TO GO BACKSTAGE.
YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW BIG OF A MARVEL COMIC FAN, COMIC BOOKS
IN GENERAL I AM.
I DON'T WEAR HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AT HOME.
I EITHER WAY T-SHIRTS THAT ARE "STAR WARS" OR MARVEL COMICS.
THAT'S MY THING.
ONE DAY I'M WEARING A T-SHIRT WITH THE AVENGERS ON THE FRONT,
I WALK INTO THE LIVING ROOM AND MY SON'S FRIEND SEES ME WEARING
THE T-SHIRT AND STARTS POINTING.
I SAID, WHAT'S UP, YOU'RE POINTING AT MY SHIRT.
HE GOES, WEAK!
EXCUSE ME?
WEAK!
I SAID, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
HE GOES, D.C.'S BETTER.
I SAID, D.C.'S OKAY.
OBAMA LIVES THERE.
THEY PASS LAWS, GOT HOTELS, HISTORIC MUSEUMS.
WHATEVER.
HE SAYS, NO, D.C. COMICS.
I SAID, DUDE, I'M 40 YEARS OLD.
IT'S A T-SHIRT.
IT FITS.
I DON'T CARE.
HE SAID, IT'S BETTER.
I SAID, RELAX.
HE KEEPS POINTING MY SHIRT.
IRON MAN'S BETTER, BATMAN SUCCESS.
I SAID, I'M NOT ARGUING WITH YOU.
WHY?
HE SAID, BECAUSE HE IS.
I SAID THAT'S NOT AN ARGUMENT.
BATMAN IS THE CREEPIEST SUPERHERO OF ALL TIME.
HE EVEN SOUNDS CREEPY -- I'M BATMAN!
I'M BATMAN!
YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT VOICE?
WANT SOME CANDY?
HELP ME FIND MY PUPPY!
HE'S CREEPY, HELLO!
HE ONLY COMES OUT AT NIGHT.
HIS FACE IS ALWAYS COVERED UP.
HE'S ALWAYS WAITING IN DARK-ASS ALLEYS.
WHO DOES HE TALK TO?
A GUY NAMED JOKER AND RIDDLER.
JOKER RIDDLER BATMAN, THOSE ARE MEXICAN GANG MEMBER NAMES.
( APPLAUSE ) THEY ARE!
CAN YOU IMAGINE IF THAT WAS HIS REAL IDENTITY, YOU KNOW?
AT NIGHT?
I'M BATMAN!
DURING THE DAY, ( SPEAKING SPANISH )
I'M.MAN!
I SAID, ALL RIGHT, FABIAN, BASED ON MY T-SHIRT, IT SAYS MARVEL
COMICS.
I SAID, I SEE THOR, HAWKEYE, IRONMAN.
WHO ARE SOME OF THE SUPERHEROES D.C. COMICS HAVE THAT MAKES THEM
BETTER THAN MARVEL.
BATMAN.
YOU SAID THAT IT.
SUPERMAN.
THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
WONDER WOMAN.
OKAY.
GREEN LANTERN.
WHOA, WHOA, GREEN LANTERN?
I SAID I KNOW THE OTHER SUPERHEROS AND THEIR POWERS.
BUT WHAT IS GREEN LANTERN'S POWER?
HE SAID HE WEARS A RING AND IT GIVES HIM POWER.
I SAID, THAT'S A FANTASY, I DON'T KNOW ANY MAN WHO WEARS A
RING WHO HAS POWER.
( APPLAUSE ) AND IF YOU'RE NOT CLAPPING RIGHT
NOW, MY POINT EXACTLY.
YOU KNOW WHY YOU CAN'T CLAP?
BECAUSE YOU'RE SITTING NEXT TO KRYPTONITE!
YOU GUYS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
MY NAME IS GABRIEL IGLESIAS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )
>> James: HOW ABOUT THAT!
INCREDIBLE!
GABRIEL IGLESIAS, EVERYBODY!
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