- THE MOVIE IS HILARIOUS,
AND WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT IN A MINUTE,
BUT IT REALLY IS SO HILARIOUS.
DAVE FRANCO WAS HERE YESTERDAY. - YEAH.
- AND I LOVE THE MOVIE, AND I LOVE WHEN YOU'RE HERE,
AND YOUR PARENTS ARE ALWAYS HERE.
WHENEVER YOU'RE HERE, YOUR PARENTS COME
AND SIT IN THE AUDIENCE.
- THEY LITERALLY DROVE ME HERE TODAY.
[laughs] - DID THEY REALLY?
- YEAH, THEY ACTUALLY DID. [laughs]
- YOU GO FROM DRIVING HIM AT 13 YEARS OLD DOING STAND-UP
TO DRIVING HIM TO A SHOW WHEN HE'S ACTUALLY TURNED OUT
TO BE VERY SUCCESSFUL,
SO CONGRATULATIONS.
GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - [laughs]
- ALL RIGHT, SO...
YOU DID--I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE SAW THIS.
BUT YOU AND--IT WAS JAMES, RIGHT--FRANCO?
- YEAH, WITH FRANCO, YEAH, JAMES FRANCO.
- DID THAT KIND OF TAKE OFF ON KIM AND KANYE'S VIDEO.
- WE DID, AND IT WAS ALL BECAUSE I SAW IT.
I WAS--I WAS--I SAW-- I WAS WATCHING YOUR SHOW,
AND I SAW THE PREMIERE OF THE VIDEO.
AND WE WERE SO, LIKE, TAKEN BY IT
THAT WE ACTUALLY, LIKE, LITERALLY THE NEXT MORNING
STARTED FILMING, LIKE, OUR OWN VERSION OF IT.
AND THEN WE KIND OF REALIZED
LIKE, "OH, WE COULD DO IT EXACTLY HOW THEY DID IT,"
LIKE, LITERALLY, LIKE, MOMENT FOR MOMENT, SHOT FOR SHOT,
AND THEN ONCE WE REALIZED THAT, WE KIND OF BECAME OBSESSED
WITH GETTING IT, LIKE, PERFECT.
LIKE, EVERY--EVEN THE LIGHTING.
LIKE, I WOULD TRY TO NUZZLE THE SAME WAY THAT SHE NUZZLED.
WE COULD'VE DONE IT A BIT BETTER,
BUT IT'S--IT'S PRETTY...
[laughter]
PRETTY GOOD.
- IT WAS FANTASTIC.
AND Y'ALL HAD TO LEARN-- HE HAD TO LEARN ALL THE WORDS
TO EVERY SINGLE-- EVERY BEAT OF THAT.
- AND I JUST HAD TO LEARN TO STARE LONGINGLY
AND DO A LOT OF-- THERE'S A LOT OF HAIR TOUSLING.
AND I GOT RAZOR BURN FROM FRANCO.
IT'S--YEAH, IT'S A TOUGH GIG.
- BUT IT WAS AN INTERESTING THING,
BECAUSE HER HAIR, EVEN THOUGH SHE WAS SITTING BACKWARDS,
HER HAIR WAS BLOWING IN THE DIRECTION--
- HER HAIR'S BLOWING THE WRONG WAY, YEAH.
AND THEN YOU DID THE "VOGUE" COVER.
YOU AND JAMES DID THE "VOGUE" COVER THAT THEY DID.
- YEAH, IT WAS--ONCE YOU GET A LAUGH WITH A JOKE,
YOU KIND OF WANT TO KEEP DOING IT, I GUESS, IS THE INSTINCT.
SO, YEAH, IT, YOU KNOW--
YOU'RE NOT ALWAYS PROUD OF THE LAUGHS YOU GET,
BUT IT... [laughs]
WE PERPETUATED IT.
- BUT SO HE DIDN'T GET MAD AT YOU.
'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW, LIKE KIMMEL,
HE GOT MAD AT KIMMEL FOR MAKING A JOKE,
BUT WITH YOU, HE ACTUALLY ASKED YOU
TO PERFORM AT HIS WEDDING, I THINK.
- HE BROUGHT IT UP, YEAH.
ME AND FRANCO GOT A CALL.
HE SAID THAT HE WAS THINKING IT MIGHT BE FUNNY
IF WE, LIKE--IF HE PERFORMED IT AT THE WEDDING
AND WE CAME OUT ON A MOTORCYCLE.
AND THEN WE'RE LIKE, "AND THEN WHAT DO WE DO?"
AND THEN WE WERE ALL LIKE, "I DON'T KNOW."
AND THEN WE WERE LIKE,
"THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GONNA BE VERY FUNNY THEN," BECAUSE--
HE'S LIKE, THEN I'M JUST RAPPING WITH YOU AND JAMES FRANCO
ON A MOTORCYCLE FOR FIVE MINUTES,
AND THANK GOD, I THINK IT WAS KIND OF A--REALIZED
THAT IT MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA.
BUT IF HE WANTED ME THERE, I WOULD'VE BEEN THERE--
NAKED, WITH A SHIRT OFF, HOWEVER HE WANTED ME,
ON A MOTORCYCLE, DOING WHATEVER HE NEEDED, 'CAUSE I'M A FAN.
THAT'S JUST AS A FAN.
- WELL, FIRST OF ALL, IT DOESN'T TAKE A LOT TO GET YOU NAKED.
IN THIS MOVIE, YOU'RE NAKED.
YOU'RE GLADLY NAKED, IT SEEMS.
[stammers]
- [laughs]
- A LOT OF NAKEDNESS IN THIS-- IT IS.
IT REALLY IS HILARIOUS. - THERE'S A LOT.
- AND YOU'RE SCREENING IT,
AND IT'S GETTING-- IT'S TESTING VERY HIGH, RIGHT?
- YEAH, PEOPLE REALLY LOVE IT.
IT'S LIKE, IT PLAYS REALLY GREAT IN A THEATER FULL OF PEOPLE.
LIKE, THERE'S MASSIVE LAUGHTER.
IT'S ONE OF THE FUNNIEST MOVIES I'VE EVER BEEN IN, I THINK.
HONESTLY, LIKE... - YEAH, I AGREE.
- IT'S REALLY-- YEAH, AND IT'S GREAT.
IT'S VERY RELATABLE.
I THINK, LIKE, THE STORY IS REALLY, LIKE, SWEET.
- I WAS SO MAD THAT I DIDN'T THINK OF IT.
I WAS LIKE, "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS IDEA?"
IT'S SUCH A--SO THE MOVIE-- EXPLAIN WHAT--
- IT'S ABOUT, LIKE-- I PLAY A HUSBAND,
AND ME AND MY WIFE HAVE A NEW BABY,
AND A LOT OF IT'S ABOUT HOW WE'RE STRUGGLING WITH THE FACT
THAT WE CAN'T, LIKE, GO OUT AND DRINK AND PARTY
AND DO ALL THE FUN STUFF THAT YOU DO
BEFORE A BABY RUINS IT.
AND THEN, UM--AND THEN TO KIND OF ADD ON TO THAT,
A FRATERNITY MOVES IN NEXT DOOR TO US
AND KIND OF, LIKE, BRINGS ALL THE PROBLEMS TO THE SURFACE.
- AND ZAC EFRON IS SHIRTLESS CONSTANTLY,
RUBBING IT IN YOUR FACE THAT HE'S THIS GORGEOUS, YOU KNOW.
- THE MOST HANDSOME DUDE OF ALL TIME.
- THAT GETS TO JUST PLAY EVERY SINGLE DAY.
THIS IS A GAME THAT YOU AND YOUR WIFE PLAY,
AND IT'S A VERSION OF, LIKE, CRANIUM, RIGHT?
IT'S LIKE CHARADES, BUT YOU HAVE TO MAKE THINGS OUT OF PLAY-DOH.
- YES.
- AND SO I THOUGHT YOU WOULD MAKE THINGS OUT OF PLAY-DOH,
AND I WILL TRY TO GUESS WHAT THEY ARE.
- AWESOME. - ALL RIGHT.
- THIS IS THRILLING FOR ME. - YES, OKAY.
IT'S THRILLING FOR ME AS WELL.
- WOW! OH!
THAT'S A HEALTHY SERVING RIGHT THERE.
- WELL... - OKAY, YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE.
IT'S GOT TO BE...
- A CIVIL WAR RE-ENACTMENT.
- ALL RIGHT. - [laughs]
- WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME, SO...
- OKAY. - ALL RIGHT, READY?
- YES. - HERE'S THE FIRST ONE.
- OH, MAN. OH.
I'M NEVER GONNA BE ABLE TO DO IT.
OKAY.
- OH, IT SEEMS LIKE A CLOCK IS ON.
- OH, DUDE. - OH.
- [grunting] - OH, NO.
- OH, NO. OKAY.
OKAY.
IT'S GOT--THESE ARE--
- IS IT A DOG? - [stammers]
- IS IT A CAT? - YEAH!
[laughs]
- ALL RIGHT. - BROKE THE RULES TECHNICALLY.
OKAY, EASY. EASY.
- A RING? - YEAH.
- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
- OH, SIMPLE.
I'M GONNA TECHNICALLY BREAK THE RULES AGAIN.
THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS ONE IS, I CAN JUST DO THIS.
- A YAMAKA?
- TECHNICALLY. - A HAT?
- YES. [laughs]
OKAY.
I AM BREAKING THE RULES BY ACTING IT OUT TO SOME DEGREE,
BUT...
[buzzer sounds]
- OH, NO. WAS THAT A SAXOPHONE?
- IT WAS. - OHH.
- I'M GLAD YOU GUESSED THAT. [laughs]
- YOU WERE BLOWING. - NOT THE ALTERNATIVE.