we're doing here are you guys dude
mmm good yeah it's funny that you here
actually while I've got my camera setup
all laid out with the lighting and it's
almost as if I'm gonna make a video
talking about the different types of
fangirls
now I've been on YouTube for nearly
three years at this point voicing
characters like Sebastian and Kyoya and
other forgettable ones and just
generally being British and saying words
out of my British face I think it's no
surprise at this point that the majority
of my audience is female and I've
visited anime conventions about as many
times as you'd expect your average
fujiyoshi to have gone on what part of
fanfiction.net and I've called hundreds
of my viewers countless times as their
favorite anime characters so naturally
I've had the pleasure of experience a
ton of different reactions and in that
time I've kept a mental note of the
different kind of personalities a
fangirl might take a quick disclaimer
before we start you may not fit into any
of these descriptions and you may fit
into many of these descriptions that is
okay you are a person you are unique and
individual and you have your own
self-perception that I might perceive
differently let's just start with the
most obvious one that we are all very
aware of and are secretly terrified of
that is thus creature
now sometimes an anime convention you
have to go from A to B and sometimes you
have to walk huh
now picture it you're sitting around
with your group of friends perhaps your
cosplay group and you see it in distance
your favorite youtuber he's too far away
to approach that doesn't stop you your
chest tightens your throat loosens and
you quietly to your group of friends
whisper oh my god what an actual fact
and about fifty meters away I know me
this is a scary unit that's gonna be
okay it's a real unit it's a measure of
distance I promise it's just but it's
pretty far okay just trust me and and I
am hearing the screech of someone who is
out to kill but all I'm thinking is
please don't leave me please don't leave
me please don't [ __ ] it's to me isn't it
it's to me she's staring right at me
isn't she when in actual fact they were
staring at a bigger youtuber who was
right next to me so but still same thing
okay same thing and it's really loud it
sounds like someone just put a
firecracker and a lolli anime characters
mouth and just let it rip the second
type of fangirl is what I like to call
the marina Tucker now you might be
asking why would I pick that character
from full Matlock as the one who's used
with a dog and then is shortly put to
death great question
it's because if you're dead you can't
talk and thus you're silent so yeah that
just the super super silent type of
fangirls they'll often come up to you
and not say a word and just stare at you
and these are the most difficult for me
because I don't know if I should step
forward and perhaps risk scaring them
off or let them come to me it's like
nature unfolding to be honest
the third type of fangirl is the Sun
Dairy I mean it's pretty
self-explanatory but let's
over-exaggerated everything for the sake
of comedy so the sunday rain normally
comes with their friends who tend to be
the more over at once so they see their
friends being kind of like over it and
kind of over the top maybe and then they
see that and then they dial it way back
to like a thousand to the point where it
almost seems like they don't want to
talk to you the friends will come up
first and they'll be like oh and then
they see that they like to my friends a
[ __ ] loser and then it's that I'm not
come up to you really like yeah I've
watched like three your videos maybe in
there okay I guess yeah I mean my my
friend dragged me here like yeah I guess
we could take a photo or or five and
record a message for my friend yeah I
mean I saw you giving a hug earlier but
it's like stupid but I'll just take one
you know I mean it's pretty lame but
[ __ ] it why not you know and the whole
time I'll just be standing there like if
you should take anything from this is
that I'm always welcome to a hug the
fourth type of fangirl I like to call
the deck Deku being from my hero
academia because I cry like a [ __ ]
every time I watch an episode of my hair
academia and I hear Deku trying his
hardest and essentially these are the
viewers who will start tearing up and
cry when they meet you and it's just
it's the sweetest thing ever and you
guys are just you're too precious I want
to make a joke but I can't because it's
just so sweet they see you in the
distance and they start getting really
nervous and a little teary and as you
get closer and closer you can see the
anticipation building and before you
know it the feelings you felt at the end
of Titanic are all flooding back to you
you're watching Niagara Falls 2.0
happening right before you you are
watching two fire hydrants explode in
front of you and you see them tearing up
and your protection mode activate you're
like come here give me a hug you
beautiful human being and as you go in
for the hug you realize that you [ __ ]
up you should have
that poncho from home we've got an
amusement park five years ago and
overpaid for you should have brought
that shitty poncho because it is monsoon
season on your shoulder that t-shirt is
ruined it's soaked get rid of it the
tears have enveloped it I am obviously
extremely over exaggerating I just yeah
it's it's super sweet and I go into like
a one emotion there hug mode
oh why limo shinbei that's me
teleporting behind them and hugging them
by the way if you didn't it doesn't
matter you got it right I didn't need
two weeks how did you explain you guys
already get it the fifth type of fangirl
is the more relaxed laid-back fangirl
who will just be like hey I like your
stuff let's take a picture yeah nice
meeting you bye that's pretty much the
sixth type of fangirl I have named the
Mellie Otis yes Mellie owed us from
seven deadly sins and it became very
apparent why in a few moments now if
you've read some of my comment sections
you'll realize that some people are very
expressive of certain opinions
now guess what happens when you have
that kind of opinion but it in a real
person who is very willing to act on it
you get the Mele Oda these are the kind
who are willing to cop a feel I believe
the correct terminology is and wool
you know ass ass crap you know a little
cheeky a scrub so picture it I'm there
taking a photo with a kind viewer we're
just having fun
sopping it up it takes this long by the
way because my face normally just never
works properly like that you know and
there I am taking the photo smiling and
I just feel a little little hand
squeezing like my big butt and I'm like
please do not do this as much as I am
silly and I joke about everything kind
of crossing the line and it's kind of
[ __ ] up so please don't do it I know
none of you who are watching right now
would do that and you guys are beautiful
but you know if there's one person out
there who thinks it's okay you just
don't just don't do it okay this is a
real story that happened to me and it
was really weird and I didn't know how
to react because how the [ __ ] am I
supposed to react to that situation the
last and my most personal favorite
fangirl is the mother who has been
dragged there by her daughter and she is
just confused and does not get why
people are talking to me I know this
technically isn't a fangirl but I just
love this reaction so much that I have
to share with you so it'll be her
daughter's turn to meet me and she'll be
freaking out like oh my daughter and
sometimes while this is happening I will
just make eye contact with my mother
just slowly like I'm sorry and she'll
look at me like I don't know who the
[ __ ] you are I just want to go home and
have that bottle of wine that's been
calling me for the past two days
we have drove three hours to get here to
meet you I don't know who you are and
frankly I don't give a [ __ ] just make
sure my daughter leaves happy so yeah
that's my extremely over-exaggerated
list of different types of fangirls now
this was all just for fun and it's not
serious and please don't take anything
serious from this video it's tits just
for fun we're just we just here to have
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