Sam Puckett, Web show star and fried chicken enthusiast.
My name is Samantha Puckett, I'm from Seattle,
and I love fried chicken!
But when she isn't doing sketches
with her BFF Carly or munching on an off beat treat,
Sam may have had a few crushes here and there.
Here's the full story of Sam Puckett's relationship.
First there was Jonah.
-Who is he? -Jonah, a guy in my French class.
Freddie introduced Sam to Jonah, and they instantly hit it off.
Anything to get a teacher in a chicken suit.
-Yeah, what's better than that? -Maybe a chicken in a teacher suit.
[laughs]
You wanna go get some lunch?
Sure, as long as you promise not to sniff the fruit salad.
[laughing]
Sniff the fruit salad?
-We were at the Groovy Smoothie yesterday. -We saw this dude.
It had to be there.
-Carly. -Listen, iCarly rehearsals
are kind of private.
No worries. He's just going to sit over there and look cute while we do our stuff.
You won't even know I'm here!
But soon things aren't so smooth sailing.
-Kiss me. -What?
-Sam doesn't have to know. -[slaps]
Ow!
-But thankfully, Sam has it handled. -[screaming]
[laughing]
One thing Sam doesn't have handled, her triple date with Ruben.
When Sam finds herself on a mixed up triple date
with Ruben, all sorts of crazy happens.
You and me, him and Sam.
Yes, Sam would love that.
It's a date. A double date. Yay, Sam will be so happy.
You set me up with Ruben?
No! No! [screaming]
Hey! I set you up with Ruben!
He wanted to go out with you, and I didn't want to be alone with Gibby
for three hours.
You don't need bubble wrap to know when it's chowder time.
Yes, that is so true.
And you know what else is true?
I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo
who's got ointment all over his bumble berry.
I can't believe you just said that to me! [crying]
-What did you say? -I don't know, but I'm glad I said it.
But nothing is as crazy as fighting over a guy with your BFF.
Which is exactly what happens when Sam and Carly set their eyes on Shane.
Do you think it would be crazy if I ask him out?
Um, no, it's just--
What, you think he'd think I was being too pushy?
Too desperate?
-No. -Well, tell me what you're thinking!
I was thinking about asking him out.
Okay. Who says we can't both go out with him?
Don't you think us two going out with the same guy could be kind of dangerous?
-No! -But wouldn't it just be easier
if you wrote "I'm desperate" on your forehead?
You take that back.
-You take it back! -Take what back?
I don't know, just take it back!
-Stop dating Shane! -You stop!
No!
Whichever one of us Shane Kisses first gets to date him.
When their plan backfires
to see who will date Shane, he finds out and is not happy.
But I've had enough of it.
I've seen girls get competitive over a guy before
but you two are out of control.
You girls call me when you learn to be a little more--
[screaming]
That's got to hurt. But what doesn't hurt? Having your first kiss.
Especially if it's with one of your best friends.
That's right. Sam and Freddie may have had their first kiss together.
[laughing]
-Well, that was-- -Nice.
Nice.
-Good work. -Thank you. You too.
And what a kiss to remember.
And something else to remember: being yourself.
When Sam's crush, Pete thinks of her as one of the guys...
I know that if I ever get in a fight and I can have either the football team
or Sam back me up, I'm going with Sam.
You are one bad dude.
She thinks she needs to change herself to be more feminine.
So you want to, like, change your image?
Would you help me?
-Of course. -Hi there, Pete.
Hey, Sam.
Whoa.
You look great. So, do you want to do something Friday night?
Yes.
Yes, I would.
Cool.
-I'll text you. -I'll text you back.
Bye!
But you can never change who you really are.
-Sam. -Yeah?
Rip her head off.
Rip my head off? I'd love to see her try it.
[screaming]
Did you see what just--
Yeah.
You were like, awesome.
-Seriously? -Yeah!
But I thought you asked me because I was all--
Dude, I don't want to date some daffodil.
Fast forward to Brad.
Okay, so Sam didn't actually like Brad, but Carly and Freddie had no idea.
I just didn't an emotion test on her with our new app.
-And? -Her mood...
-In love? With Brad? -Uh-huh.
How's Brad?
Brad's cool.
Hmm.
Would you say very cool?
What do you mean?
I know you love Brad! Admit you love him!
I love ham. I'll admit that.
-She admit it? -Denied.
I figured.
She's a little awkward about liking guys.
Oh well.
No oh well. We're gonna make this happen.
Why?
Because Brad's awesome.
It's the first time Sam's ever liked a guy who's not disgusting.
Something else they didn't know, Sam was actually in love with Freddie.
I know it's scary for you to put your feelings out there
because you never know if the person you like is going to like you back.
Everyone feels that way, but you never know what might happen if you--
Which may or may not have driven Sam crazy.
Who put you in here?
I put myself in here.
-What? Why? -Because my head's jacked.
I'm bonkers.
[mumbling]
Do you know?
-What, that you kissed Freddie? -Shut up!
I think it's awesome. I think it's great.
-No, no, no, no. -There's nothing wrong with it.
You're freaking out. Sam, stop it!
So you hate me and you like me.
Now you see why I need to be in here?
I got problems.
Hey, it's me, Freddie.
So a lot of people have been talking
about whether Sam and I should go out with each other.
And it's like, everyone's wondering
if Sam is crazy for wanting to. But nobody asked me how I feel.
We talked about it.
No, you talked.
You told me how you feel while you ate a quesadilla.
Yeah, it's important how Sam feels, but how I feel is important, too.
Okay, Benson, we get it.
You want to humiliate me on the web in front of millions of people?
Go ahead and just do it. I don't care. Get back at me for all the mean things--
But she came to her senses and the two are super sweet together.
Remember the time I pushed you in front of that bike messenger
and he knocked you down and your head
-hit that fire hydrant? -Yes.
Well, afterwards, when you were laying there moaning, blood coming out your ear--
Yeah?
I don't know, you looked kind of cute.
Then it was worth the hearing loss.
Come on, let her stay.
She's cool.
Yeah. Bringing the number of cool people in this room to one.
And a half.
Aw. Okay.
Until they're not.
No way! I've met your mom. She's obnoxious.
[arguing]
Carly, tell her! Tell her!
[arguing]
I just don't know if you and me really click.
-That way. -Yeah.
But maybe if one day you get a little more normal.
Or you get a little more abnormal.
So did we just break up?
It feels like it.
And when Sam moves to LA
and ends up living with Cat, a web of jealousy ensues.
When Cat invites Freddie to come visit, Sam gets jealous
and decides to get back at Cat by inviting Robbie over.
Since Cat's running around with your ex-boyfriend--
Don't say it out loud.
You make a date with this guy.
His name's Robbie, and Cat's had a crush on him like forever.
Robbie, stop it!
Oh Cat, you're back.
Robbie was just singing me a little song he wrote called--
I know what it's called, he wrote that song for me!
-Cat! -I'm swell, me!
You can't like me very much If you're gonna flirt with my ex-boyfriend
-right in front of my face. -Well, you flirted with Robbie
-right in front of my face! -Oh, you mean like this?
[gasping]
But after Sam and Cat talk it out and after a little accident,
Sam and Freddie decide to get dinner together.
When Freddie's better, of course.
-Hey, Benson. -Yeah.
When your face heals up, and you can chew again, let's you and me grab some dinner.
Have some fun.
And there you have it. All of Sam Puckett's relationships.
Are you a Seddie shipper?
So you think Sam and Freddie should be together?
Seddie!
Or maybe you want to see Sam with Shane.
Or maybe Robbie.
Who is your favorite?
Let us know.