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Alright, lads welcome back to my channel if you are new here, my name is Tom Harlock
and I do not have an intro but I do have something not often found on YouTube an
exceptional level of taste
Something the subject of today's video could probably do with just just a little bit just a smidgen, honestly
Mate I'll give you a bit give you bit my taste level if you know
I don't I don't want to do that at all. Today's video is about JayStation
If you're not sure who JayStation is, James rose to fame making pranks, skits
3AM challenges contacting people who have passed away through
means of spiritual realms and stuff
obviously
it's all very charmed and not enough Buffy for my liking but I was at the mall yesterday and I actually
Saw a black Santa guys. Oh
Yeah, before I start this video if you enjoy it any time give it a like and if you want to watch more from me
Then subscribe and if you don't then honestly, that's absolutely fine. Leave
Get out, can't be arsed with people
I'm excited to make this video because the subject of is actually a little bit older than me for one season
He's 29 and over twice my age
I'm nothing but a petite teenager and usually I bully kids Jay Jay station if you're out there watching this
No hard feelings mate. I just think you've lost. You're an absolute nightmare
There have been a lot of uploads on the Jay station channel in the past and he's tried a lot of methods
He's tried to do overnight challenges, but eventually that got him banned
What's up, what's poppin in case you didn't know I got arrested doing my last video
basically, I just snuck inside a mall and then he tried to do more conventional YouTube stuff like
Contacting Jesus via FaceTime. No
Is that jesus the best jesus? Let me see you
Never doubt me my son
No, I understand why he makes these kind of videos because it's the perfect formula
You've got children with overactive imagination and you've got a mythical beast not saying Jesus is a mythical beast, please please don't hunt me down
You've got some you've got some kind of mystical element whether it be Santa, Santa's real kids, honestly
As you know if you're watching this and you're under the age of 10 and you're JayStations' fans. Listen up kids
Santa's not real this video was posted at the beginning of last year and is titled 'actually worked
Calling frog Jesus on FaceTime at 3p.m. Kermit. The Frog is alive' Well, thank God for that, Miss
Piggy would be fuming if you're not too sure about the whole 3 a.m. 3 p.m. Mystical qualities
Apparently it's something to do with some spiritual entity. It makes three o'clock really extra peculiar
This videos got 4 million views, which kind of makes me feel sick
However, I'll give him one more for the sake of laughing at him
Oh my god, what is popping there in the hip? Apparently Jesus Christ. Kermit actually died guys
We ordered a healing potion guys. We got it on speed dial. We're gonna try to save Kermit's life right now
See what I mean about the level of taste. Look it's a horrible beanie in comparison to my cord velour dream
Let's get you up to speed just in case you're a little bit confused, Kermit passed away sadly and now he's being revived
I love you Kermit, alright
This is so embarrassing the bravado this man has like I'm being honest the confidence
You must have to walk into the pub after a hard day at the office
Your mates are all sat there , everyone was like 'Oh God, I had a difficult day'
I'm a laboror, had a big ship full of bricks, accountant friend 'Oh yeah, Wall Street, big loss today boys'
Big gamble, big loss
Then you've got Jason sat in the corner with a pint of lemonade talking about how he had a stressful day resurrecting Kermit
Let's get back to the video
Look at Kermit, the little guzzler. Come on
Drink and swallow it Kermit. Yeah, swallow it Kermit, guzzle, swallow it
Oh
My god, I can't lie to you his voice's
doing my absolute head in, I've got a migraine. Jason, if you're watching this, I've got two questions for you. One,
are your parents alive?
If so, I'm so sorry you have to deal with this as a son. Number two
If they're not maybe you should try contact them at 3:00 a.m
On a FaceTime and see if they are happy with your life choices. I want to see what this guys head looks like, pull your hat back
Go on reveal yourself. Give me that scalp
Pull it back. Pull it Oh God
Whoo. I don't want to body shame anyone but I'm gonna , if it did fall out in his early 20s
It's probably because he deserved it because he's made terrible life choices you jealous mate
They've got this Morgz voice going on which I can't stand no offense to Morgz mate
I'm sure you're a really nice person. I've shared a lift with him once, I was in an elevator with Morgz
I think I was taller than him actually and he's marked as being a quite a big guy, he's literally 15
It says 320 on the phone right there. This is the opposite time of 3:00 a.m
This is the only time like this is the holy hour. I'm buzzing for him, I'm sweating, nervous
Are you the real?
Frog Jesus
You had someone on the phone who could answer any question for you and you didn't ask him which one of your cousin's is your
actual father
Wasted opportunity you perform miracles or anything like that Jesus?
Thank you amphibian overlords time to resurrect this puppet
Oh, thank God for that I was you know what I was gonna cry
I was actually gutted the Frog Jesus video isn't the only time Jason based on religion
He's also made a couple more where he contacted baby Jesus and somehow got through to Mary and Joseph. Is that Mary?
That's Mary. Yo, where's Jesus? We don't need the Pope just shut the Vatican for a month no one cares
We bought the true Messiah the problem with making these types of outlandish videos is you're gonna have to outdo yourselves constantly
And eventually you're gonna find yourself in hot water because you took it too far
And that's exactly what's happened to Jay back in October Jay introduced the latest member of his cast in the form of his new girlfriend
Alexia Moreno, and I know what you're thinking how on earth did Jay and Alexia meet? Was it a story for the ages?
A romance tale that's gonna stand the test of time
not quite and apparently he bought her off the internet
I mentioned at the beginning of this video that Jay has been hitting the headlines recently
Mainstream media, baby. I know what you may be thinking god. What on earth is this?
Perfect example of a human being done to grab negative attention. No Jay
Jason Jason
Our Jason, I'm not gonna sit here and listen to negative things been said about my J-
He lied about his girlfriend getting in a horrible car accident, yeah
yeah, that'll probably do it won't it the relationship between Jay and Alexia was going pretty strong that is until last week when
Unfortunately, he sent her out to go and get some fried chicken and then she quit
Last night we lost
Alexia her dream was just to get a million subscribers. I should post the remainder videos that we filmed out of respect for her
Because I know that's what she would want
She got into a terrible car accident
Only joking he made the whole thing up for views Alexia was
Never dead, and like I feel like I've been wrong so much by this I don't deserve this
Apparently she wasn't too happy about pretending to be passed away
So Alexia decided to leave Jay and upload a video herself titled-well I can't remember what it was titled exactly
But it's long and dramatic. She cried a lot. She cried far too much. Woman, pull yourself together it's Jay Station
, c--come on- are you - your lives better off without him darling, but don't worry
She stops crying just in time to tell everyone to subscribe to her new channel
subscribe to this
Because I'm gonna be posting so many videos
I can't stand these people honestly in her video
Alexia explained exactly how much of a bugger Jay's been how he only really cared about money and views and he just wanted to use her
Use her for her body ; her image what's poppin guys back with another 3 a.m
Challenge as you guys know my girlfriend Alexia just passed away in a tragic
accident, so tonight, we're gonna talk to her. She wasn't having any of it. So she decided to run away
He went to bed , told me wake him up at 2:00 p.m
I said ok
And then I grabbed my stuff and I left . Jay and Alexia have gone back and forth posting videos exposing each other
She was down to make to make these videos. Apparently Alexia was in on the whole thing
Jay wasn't and then Jay was in on the whole thing. But Alexi who cares they're all boring. None of these people have personalities
It's now been revealed that Alexia has pressed charges against Jay not too sure for what seems that everything he does is made up in
A fabrication of reality but who knows? Let's keep an eye out for the news. Yeah, maybe you'll go to jail
Overnight challenge in prison or something if I don't upload for a year, you just know I'm in jail
I swear down if I ever happen to pass away and get contacted via FaceTime at 3am by Jay station for a YouTube video
I will h-
I can't even explain how much terror I would rain down on him. If you feel like you're going wrong in your life
Just remember there's a 29 year old man out there trying to contact frog Jesus by FaceTime
But please take a step back and realize it's not that awful people often ask why I think I'm so special
What why why do I have the audacity to the think I'm God's gift
The reason being is I compare myself to people like Jay station
And that's it. I think that's all the video I've got time for today
But if you did enjoy it make sure they hit the subscribe button for more videos like this or in your home page
Like this video if you did at any point
Maybe if we get 100,000 likes frog Jesus is going to appear tonight and suck me off or something. I don't know
Let me know down below in the comments if you want more videos like this and let me know who falls in the whole Jay
Station drama. Thanks very much for watching. I'll see you guys see ya love ya goodbye