- [Pear] Hey everyone, Pear and Orange here,
and we couldn't be more excited about today's episode!
- You could say it's a sell-ebration. (laughs)
- That's right!
Today we're showing you how to sell stuff.
- What should we sell, Pear?
Kazoo assets? Our integrity?
Seashells down by the seashore?
- I'm glad you asked, Orange!
Because step one is where we select our product.
Think of it this way, what's something
of value that you have to offer other people?
- Do I have to pick just one?
'Cause I got a whole list!
- Things that don't annoy people.
- Oh, well, that narrows things down a bit. (laughs)
I guess I got this super handsome t-shirt.
- (signs) Aside from the horrible stench,
that'll work great.
- Yeah, that's some genuine A.O.B.O right there. (laughs)
- Yeah, well, not to worry
because step two is to make your product presentable.
First, we wash it.
- (groans) But me and this pizza stain
have been through so much together.
- Orange, we wanna sell the shirt, not smell the shirt.
- (laughs) Okay, now you're speaking my language.
- Once it's clean, we'll take some pictures and--
- (gasps) You mean a photo shoot!
- Um, kinda.
- Ooh, I've always wanted to run a photo shoot!
There you go! (camera clicking)
You're a tiger!
You're a lioness!
- Um, Orange?
- Good idea, Pear, now you're an orange.
Touch your tongue to your eye.
Yes, yes, that's the stuff!
- [Pear] Dude, I think we got the picture.
Now it's on to step three, be a good salesperson.
- Don't worry Pear, I got this!
Hey, hey you!
Please buy my shirt, please!
Pretty, pretty please, please, please!
- Orange!
- Here, I'll give you $20 if you buy my shirt.
- [Man] Okay!
- Dude, no, that's more than the shirt costs!
You'd be loosing money!
- But, but, but I wanna make the sale.
- So tell him why he needs the shirt.
How the shirt will improve his life.
- Oh, well, every time I wear this shirt
and pop out of the dark shadows,
people scream and run away.
Here, I'll show you!
- [Man] Where'd he go?
(Orange yells) (man screams)
- (sighs) Orange, no ones gonna wanna buy a shirt
that frightens people.
- I'll take it! - [Pear] Huh!
- [Man] Yeah, my mother-in-law is
gonna hate this thing! (chuckles)
Hey Gretchen! (woman screams)
(laughs) This is the greatest shirt in the world!
- Well, I'll admit it Orange, you did great!
You surprised me!
- Would you say you're sold on me as a salesperson? (laughs)
(Pear groans)
(upbeat music)