*Mail Time song from Blue's Clues plays and Tessa jams out*
Yes. MAIL TIME IS HERE!
First we got a letter...
[Letter] Thank you for filling my life with lots of joy and geekiness
My pleasure!
[Letter] I'm 11! *gasp* You're a magical age, you're gonna get your letter!
YEAH HOGWARTS
Thank you Charlie!
BETHANY GOT ME A SLOTH POSTCARD
Thank you Bethany!
[Letter] Dear Tessa Netting I have questions for you
Well I have answers
[Letter] Do you have a twitter account? Yes @tessanetting is my main twitter and @mamastarfishxx is my 2nd twitter account.
ONLY MY STARFISH ARE ALLOWED THERE EVERYONE ELSE GO AWAY
[Letter] Do you have a Netflix account? I do. And it is my favorite thing ever.
Thank you Jamie!
*sings Benedict Cumberbatch's name to the tune of Another One Bites The Dust*
Thank you Abby!
Look at those earrings! I'm putting them on right now...
I love them so much!
[Letter] Hello Tessa! I have ALWAYS wanted to send you a letter for Mail Time!
Well now you have!
Aww thank you Ava!
[Letter] I am only 11 but I've already became a Superwholockian, Potterhead, Demigod, and Disney freak.
YES!
[Letter] With love and jazz hands, Parker.
Thank you Parker!
Look that's so cute!
The best thing ever made...the Slothenclaw- A RAVENCLAW SLOTH!
[Letter] You are such an inspiration, I love you! A fellow fangirl- Kate
Thank you Kate!
Guys look it's me!
[Letter] You always make me smile and laugh.
You make me smile!
[Letter] Love Leda
Thank you Leda!
Aww sweetheart...
She's a Ravenpuff!
Thank you Anna!
GUYS okay...so.
She wrote me a parody from the Hanging Tree and it's called 'Geek With Me'
[Parody] Are you are you Tessa Netting. The biggest fangirl and have your own sloth ring.
Strange things you've done to me no stranger would it be. If I follow you when you say 'Geek With Me'.
[Parody] Are you are you a proud Ravenclaw. You learned us to do with our hands the eagle's claw.
'There is no need to call me sir, Professor' Harry said. And I know you are like me a Potterhead.
Anna! Awww I loved that.
Woo! We have a Harry Potter card. Look at that sexy werewolf!
[Letter] You've encouraged me as well as many many others to embrace who they are, never
let the negative death eaters as I like to call them, WIN.
That's true! Never let the trolls win. Never let the death eaters win.
[Letter] Love Adriana
Thank you Adriana!
*gasp* You're a sloth Harry
[Letter] Starfish hugs from Esther in Sweden
Ooooo I'm giving you some hugs thank you Esther!
[Letter] My name is Laura Wheeler I am 13 and I seek refuge in your videos.
Kindness is the key to the dark keyhole that is the world. Please stay kind. I love you.
Thank you!
You guys are so artistic!
[Letter] Dear Tessa! That's me!
[Letter] You were the reason I started reading Harry Potter! Sending smiles, Mia
*Mwah* Love you Mia!
[Letter] Hello my name is Destiny. I'm 15 and a freshman. Is that spelled right? I can't spell for shit.
Unless it's magical spells, I know those.
OMG I love you already.
Look we got a TARDIS. We got some Doctor Who stuff...OMG that's a really good Dalek!
Look at how good her Dalek is!
Thank you Destiny!
[Letter] Dear Tessa, There's something you better understand about me cuz it's important
and one day your life may depend on it...I am definitely a mad 6th grader with a box!
You guys are the best.
Thank you Ashley!
[Letter] Hey Tessa! You're my fave YouTuber! You're the one who made me tap into my inner fangirl
*do do* Hello this is your fangirl speaking...
[Letter] Now I love to read books and write fanfiction and DEVOUR IT
[Letter] I've got a few questions. Okay!
[Letter] My favorite movie... The Big Lebowski
[Letter] What is your favorite book? Harry Potter
[Letter] What is your favorite book besides Harry Potter?
The Outsiders
Thank you Emma!
Got an envelope from Sam
*gasp* Is this a WAND
OMG it's beautiful! WOW you made this! You are magical.
You are like a witch. This is amazing.
Thank you Sam!
Look guys it's me!
I love this!
[Letter] Dear Tessa, you taught me that being a geek is okay. Thank you for that.
And thank you for standing up for us Hufflepuffs. I don't understand why people hate on Hufflepuffs.
Don't hate on Hufflepuffs! Hufflepuffs are the best. Hufflepuffs are your best friend.
Hufflepuffs are lovable and I just want to hug every Hufflepuff...
Aww thank you Anya!
Look they used the DVD cover for Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban as their little
envelope that is so cute
IT'S A SLOTH SNITCH
I love it Kimmy
[Letter] I am now addicted to Doctor Who. You are doing it right! *thumbs up*
[Letter] Some questions. Do you like Percy Jackson?
Yes. I am a demigod. I believe that I would be like Annabeth and I would be a daughter of Athena.
[Letter] Favorite Marauder? I feel like Sirius and I would be really good friends...
Thank you Kimmy!
Moving on to this movie...
GUYS. BOWTIES ARE COOL
I love this bowtie so much.
[Letter] STARFISH! You inspired me to start watching Supernatural *gasp* YES
[Letter] What is your favorite part about the new Diagon Alley at Universal?
Probably that it...when you first step into it, it really feels like you're with Hagrid
going into Diagon Alley and I just...like I'm tearing up right now thinking about it
I seriously am this is really embarrassing haha
[Letter] On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you love Captain Jack Harkness?
ONE HUNDRED
[Letter] *sung to All About That Bass* I'm all about those books bout those books NO PARTIES
I'm all about those books bout those books books books books...
WHY do you need to go to parties when you can just have a party by yourself!
SELF PARTY SELF PARTY
[Letter] You love vanilla ice cream with peanut butter too? Isn't it SO GOOD
Thank you Ava!
[Letter] Knock Knock! Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Get it.
Thank you Amalea!
Thank you all so much for all of your beautiful lovely letters *mwah mwah*
Love you guys BYE