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VIREN: King Harrow! Moonshadow elves are on their way to assassinate you and--
HARROW: Hold up. We're calling them "Moonshadow elves?" Damn that's sick!
VIREN: Sir... HARROW: Sorry, it's just, "Cause of death: assassination by Moonshadow Elves"
is a pretty metal way to bite it.
VIREN: My lord! You will not bite it! I'll see to it myself.
I'll risk my men's lives. I'll risk my life. I will turn you into a bird!
HARROW: What was that last one? VIREN: I will sacrifice my very soul to save you.
HARROW: Do you want to bang me?
VIREN: Excuse me? SOREN (V.O.): I said, do you want to bang my sister?
CALLUM: Dude, I don't want to bang your sister.
SOREN: Good, because I'd be really ticked if you--
CALLUM: I wanna romance your sister! Take her out for a four-star meal, sit down on the beach at sunset,
draw tasteful nude of her, and then bang her. On the beach.
SOREN: Oh, that's gonna be hard not to murder you. CALLUM: Say what now?
RAYLA (V.O.): I said, I can't murder him!
RUNAAN: Okay, you can't or you won't? RAYLA: Won't! He's a child!
RUNAAN: You're a child. RAYLA: Oh, and that makes it better?
RUNAAN: Listen. They killed our dragon, so we kill their king and his only son. Quid-pro-quo.
Also, what's with the Scottish accent? None of us are Scottish.
RUNAAN: Have you been watching "Brave" again? RAYLA: (heavily accented) I just want to change my fate!
CLAUDIA (V.O.): Well, that's not gonna happen.
CALLUM: But I wanna learn magic!
CLAUDIA: Sorry, but you gotta either be an elf or have the magic stone.
CALLUM: Ooh! Gimme the magic stone!
CLAUDIA: Fine. Now you can do lightning and wind magic.
[A:TLA OPENING THEME PLAYS SOFTLY] CALLUM: Holy crap, I'm the Ava--
CLAUDIA: Ah ah ahh! No, no. Don't you dare.
CALLUM: Wait, you don't need a stone. CLAUDIA: Yeah, cause I do Dark Magic.
CALLUM: Can I do Dark Magic?
CLAUDIA: Oh yeah, sure! All you need to do is
sacrifice the life of another, draining the essence in a horrific, arcane act;
a hellish perversion nature and the divine...
CLAUDIA: ...and eat peanut butter sandwiches!
CALLUM: Well, uh, I know a nice beach with some great peanut butter sandwiches.
CLAUDIA: Hold on a second. Where's your brother?
RAYLA: Yeah! Where is your brother?
EZRAN (V.O.): I found an egg!
BAIT: Damn, that's a fine-ass egg! Can I eat it? EZRAN: Heck yeah, omelettes!
RAYLA: No! That's a dragon egg!
CALLUM: Wait, a dragon's egg? EZRAN: Dragon omelette!
RAYLA: That means...I found the Dragon Prince!
CALLUM: Oh my god, I'm the Dragon Prince?! RAYLA: No, ya dobber, the egg!
CALLUM: An egg can't be a prince. That's dumb. EZRAN: Prince omelette! Yes!
RAYLA: Look, if you let me have the egg, I won't murder either of you.
EZRAN: No! It's mine! CALLUM: How bout we just go with you?
RAYLA: Fine by me! Then you won't be here when you dad gets assassinated.
CALLUM: Come again? VIREN (V.O.): The king has been assassinated!
(Bird squawks furiously)
Oh, how truly sorrowful this day is. To lose our dearest leader and my closest friend.
SOREN: Hey, why is the king's mouth full of birdseed?
(Bird squawks furiously) VIREN: Burn the body. We're going to war.
CALLUM (V.O.): We could end the war?
RAYLA: That's right. We show the elves that egg and that should solve everything!
BAIT: It sounds like you're putting all your egg in one basket. (Rimshot)
EZRAN: Peace for everyone! Except for English tutor. She's worst.
VIREN (V.O.): Wait, can she not speak English?
GREN: No, she can't speak at all. She uses Sign Language.
AMAYA: (Armor clanking sounds)
VIREN: Little help? GREN: Oh, she says we lost the kids,
they have a Moonshadow elf with them, and they stole a weird box.
VIREN: Oh, well that's not too bad-- CLAUDIA: And they have the egg too.
VIREN: That's it, throw him in the dungeon. GREN: What?! Why?
CALLUM: (V.O.): Because you're an elf and we can't trust you.
RAYLA: Just let me carry the egg. CALLUM: No.
RAYLA: Let me carry it. CALLUM: No.
RAYLA: Let me carry it! CALLUM: Fine.
RAYLA: Ah, me murder bracelet!
(SPLASH)
CALLUM: Dammit, Rayla! CLAUDIA (V.O.): Don't yell at me.
SOREN: Sorry, I just can't believe Dad up and sent us on this quest to go murder the princes.
CLAUDIA: Say what? SOREN: Sorry, 'find' the princes.
SOREN: Then murder them. CLAUDIA: Soren!
SOREN: Wait, did he not tell you to murder them? CLAUDIA: I mean...he didn't say don't murder them.
CALLUM (V.O.): Well, that's a problem.
RAYLA: Aye. If we don't find a way to save the egg after dropping it in the ice, the prince is going to die!
CALLUM: I can't die, I'm only 14!
ELLIS: We can help! EZRAN: Doggy!
BAIT: Dude, I'm right here.
ELLIS: If you go to the top of the Cursed Caldera, you can meet a wise mage who'll heal your egg!
RAYLA: Great. With a name like 'Cursed Caldera,' It should be a cinch.
ELLIS: Oh, no, it's full of the most horrific things you'll ever see.
GREN (V.O.): This is the most horrific thing I've ever seen!
VIREN: Okay, rude.
GREN: Sorry, but you look like a goth had his soul switched out with a demon who eats children
for in-between snacks and wears the skin of the elderly when it gets cold.
VIREN: Listen, I'm just trying to save my kingdom by any means necessary.
GREN: Well, you took the Disney FastPass on your negative character arc. Have you looked in a mirror?
VIREN: Actually, funny you should say that...
RAYLA (V.O.): Nothin's funny about this!
CALLUM: Hah, I don't know. It's pretty hilarious when you think about it!
We trekked all over the freaking country, nearly died over half a dozen times, climbed a mountain,
made friends with a giant spider, met this met this weirdo--
LUJANNE: Hello! CALLUM: And at the end of the day it was all for naught,
because the egg is gonna die because apparently it can only be born in the eye of a goddamn storm!
EZRAN: Callum has a storm.
CALLUM: Wha-- oh no. RAYLA: Callum...
CALLUM: C'mon dude, without my magic I'm just a guy who draws art! And Patreon doesn't exist in this universe
so I may as well be homeless. RAYLA: Callum! World peace!
CALLUM: Aw, but my power fantasy...
RAYLA: Callum! Ezran: Callum.
CALLUM: Kobe!
(SMASH)
(explosion, all screaming)
(pop!) ZYM: Bah!
EZRAN: Scaley doggy! CALLUM: I AM the Dragon Pri--
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