(farting)
(electronic upbeat music)
- Yo mama!
- Yo mama so fat,
she's a citizen of every country!
(sirens blaring)
(screaming)
(tense music)
- She's back and she's bigger!
(French music)
- Sacre bleu!
(Mexican music)
(farting)
- Los fartos es muy mal.
(birds chirping)
- What's new?
(Australian music)
- Oh yeah,
now that's
a lady!
- Yo mommy so old,
when she went to the museum
she saw some of her exes!
(tense music)
- You came back,
you finally came back.
I saved this kitty for you.
(meow)
(sizzling)
No, no, ah!
It burns!
(harp music)
- Yo mama so freaking ugly,
The Terminator said...
- Ew,
I won't be back.
Hasta la vista ugly.
(tense music)
(bubbling)
- Yo mama so stupid,
she tried to take Snoop Dogg
for a walk.
(hip hop music)
- Yo, I'm not yo dog, dog.
This is why I don't get high with you.
I prefer that shorty over there.
(hip hop music)
Stop pulling so hard.
- Yo mama mia so fat,
in Super Mario Galaxy,
she was a freaking planet!
(whimsical music)
- Yahoo!
Oh no!
(squeaking)
(farting)
Yahoo!
(game over music)
- Yo mama so ugly,
when Deadpool saw her, he said...
- Oh!
Oh god,
uh-uh.
I can't even look at this bitch.
(tense music)
And here I thought I was ugly.
No, uh-uh.
Excuse me, could somebody get me the fuck out of this joke?
How long are these things usually?
Like a minute?
Oh, I can wait.
(whistling)
Too long.
(gunshot firing)
Could somebody get me a fucking chimichanga?
- Yo mama is old,
she pre-ordered the Bible.
- Pre-Order the DLC and you get five Johns
and if you act now I'll throw in two Corinthians
with a behind the scenes of Mark,
now with 100% more Moses.
- I didn't agree to this.
- Yo mama is so stupid,
she threw baseballs
at Batman!
- I'm Batman.
Ow!
Hey lady, stop throwing shit at me.
Ow!
Stop it lady,
ow,
I'm a,
ow,
I'm not that kind of Batman,
ow, ow,
stop it!
Hey mom, she's throwing baseballs at me.
Oh wait, I don't have a mom.
Shit.
Now I'm sad.
I'm Batman.
- Yo mama so damn ugly,
the devil saw her,
he started going to church.
- God, it's me,
the Devil,
yeah, sorry about all that stuff I did.
I feel like just like a real, real asshole,
so just please, please take me back.
Come on God, we used to be buddies.
Oh god, oh she's here,
I'm sorry a thousand times just take me back!
Come on man!
Stop being a dick!
- Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump used her as the border wall!
- Oh it's perfect,
it's huge!
Take that China.
(farting)
- The farts, the farts are too much.
I have no choice than to climb over.
(tense music)
(upbeat electronic music)