Hello future scientists.
I am Albert Einstein and welcome to Chemistry.
What have you done?
Hey, if Einstein gets me to Herra University,
then it's all guten Tag.
Phoebe, you just said hello.
Yeah. To an A in chemistry. What what.
Dad will not ruin Max Thunderman Day.
I'm getting my power booster back.
And now, because my mustache is very itchy,
I present to you your real substitute teacher,
and all around cool guy, Hank Thunderman.
[chuckles] Thanks, Al.
Now class, I know that you've been studying
chemical reactions.
So, for today's experiment,
I want you to go out, find items in the school,
bring them back and present your own chemical reactions.
Now, the grade on this experiment
will replace your last exam grade,
so really challenge yourselves.
Pss. Phoebe, cover me.
I'm gonna mount this lock on my heat breath.
Pss. Max. No.
Oh, Max, I meant to ask you, which one of your masterpieces
would you like to donate
to tomorrow's school art auction?
Gosh, Mrs. Matson, I don't know. There's so many to choose from.
"So many to choose from."
Maybe I'll, uh, make a new one.
Well, whatever it is, Max, I'm sure it will bring in
a lot of money for the school.
Phoebe, when are you going to start your project?
Um, actually, I just finished it.
I call it "Horse".
Looks like it was made by a horse.
Max, funny and talented, and Phoebe... always on time.
I don't get it. Why is Art so easy for you
and so hard for me. We're twins.
Let's ask your horse monster.
Throw me in the garbage, Max.
[neighing]
Whoa!
Max.
I'm sorry, Mrs. Matson. I didn't see it there.
It's... beautiful.
- What? - What?
Even when you fall, you create magic.
Take it in, class.
I can do that, too, you know. Hmm.
[gasping]
I call this one...
"How much do I owe you for those shoes?"
Okay. That's an F. Who's next?
Oh, I am, Coach.
Oh, great.
[chuckles] Cherry.
Remember, the target's that way.
Step aside, Max. I'm going to help Cherry pass.
Beat it. I'm helping her pass.
Would you stop trying to steal my friend?
You can have her back after I use her for her car.
Oh, look, a puppy.
[clapping]
Good enough for a C. You pass.
Yay. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
That's all you got your new best friend, a C?
Watch her real best friend get her an A.
Oh, my.
Cherry, what are you doing?
I'm not sure. I guess a C isn't good enough
even though I'm... super happy with a C.
- Let go of her. - Let her go.
- I already helped her. - She needs my help.
[screaming]
[gasping]
[both] Look what you did.
Now, who can tell me what is the surface of a sphere
whose circumference is six centimeters?
[beeping]
Wait. I didn't mean to hit the buzzer.
My hand must've slipped.
Oh, sorry. A false buzzer means that the question
goes to the opposing team.
Mr. Pines, that was a super question.
And Ashley didn't have the powers to answer it
because she gets shy in public.
Yeah, I have no idea what you're saying.
Trick Monkeys still waiting on that answer.
O...kay, looks like that question stumped everyone.
So, let's move on to the next question.
Next.
Hey, Witty. Look who's got the hookup for ya.
Extra... whatever this is.
Uh, I was just going to have the salad.
I think this is the salad.
So, I guess we won't be having lunch together, Phoebe.
Well, I mean, unless you guys want to come sit over here.
I can flip over that mop bucket.
Yeah, I just heard myself. Go enjoy your life.
Can't believe I used to go out with you.
Hey, Phoebe, I just wanted to--
Make fun of me? Go right ahead.
No. I'm not here to make fun of you.
I'm here to thank you for keeping your word.
And now the I'm done with that, what's living on your face?
It's a mole. Gladys says,
you sprout one the moment you tie on the apron.
We are sisters of the mole.
[mouthing] Help me.
Get over here, Thunderman.
You are sitting where I can see you
until detention's over.
So, did your parents ever buy that lake house?
Yeah. The seller finally agreed to pay for the new fence.
Now, shut your mouth hole.
Look, Cherry, I'm really sorry about all this.
I just- I thought I was losing you to Max,
cause I wouldn't use my powers.
Phoebe, we were friends
before I knew you had superpowers.
That'll never change.
Thanks.
Oh. I have an idea.
Cherry, what are you doing?
I am going to fix this mess myself.
If I can free that tarantula, we can get out of here.
You and me, not the tarantula?
How are you gonna free that thing from here?
With my mini bow and arrow.
[screaming]
That toe is like a magnet.
[groaning]
Wait, wait, wait. All right, all right.
I'll make a deal with you. No pictures equals no detention.
- See ya. - Bye.
Peace.
Wait! Somebody help me out of this!
Little delinquents.
Okay, so Max and I wanted
to celebrate China by making egg rolls.
Uh. Don't worry, guys. They're- They're still good.
Uh, in China, the five second rule
is a ten second rule due to the time difference.
[chuckles]
We're getting an F, aren't we?
[fireworks]
Oh, my gosh, fireworks.
[fireworks]
Behold, one of China's oldest traditions.
Fireworks are used in celebration
but were originally used to scare off spirits
and sisters who think they're better
than their brothers.
Max, you set off fireworks on school grounds?
Phoebe and I did, as a group.
Actually, Mrs. Austin...
I love it.
That is exactly what we did.
Max and I are in the same group and this is our project. Ta-da.
Well, what do the Chinese characters say?
- Oh. - Don't be modest, Phoebe.
It was Phoebe's idea to have the fireworks spell out,
"It's better to try and fail than not try at all."
Yes. Yes. The Thundermans get an A.
I've decided our solo spot goes to-
Wait. I'm here to audition.
Uh, sorry, Phoebe. Auditions ended at four o'clock.
But the clock says it's 3:58.
What? How did that happen?
Fine. You've got two minutes to dazzle me,
and then I'll make my decision.
[music playing]
♪ Just put a smile On your face ♪
♪ And make the world A better place ♪
♪ Cause there is beauty That's around you ♪
She's good. Time for her to choke.
♪ Lend a hand Help out someone's day ♪
♪ Be the kinda friend that- ♪
Not on Wednesday's watch.
♪ I'll be standing Right beside you ♪
♪ And this is the kind of world I dream of ♪
♪ The kind of world I dream of♪
♪ The kind of world I dream of every night ♪
♪ And this the kind Of world I hope for ♪
Let's see if she can handle Evan's don't say goodbye
chocolate cream pie.
♪ The kind of world Where everything's alright ♪
♪ Da, da, da da da da da, da ♪
♪ This is the kind world I hope for ♪
♪ The kind of world I want more ♪
♪ The kind of world Where everything's alright ♪
[clapping]
Argentina now stands with Greenland
in their mission to save the polar bears.
You promised us peace cake.
I threw the cake out.
[gasping]
No cakes, no peace.
Nobody attacks a polar bear ally!
[unintelligible]
Watch it Mother Russia.
What'd you say about my mother?
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[unintelligible]
Look at that.
Total chaos, and I didn't have to lift a finger.
Thanks for standing up for me, Phoebe.
It was wrong of me to silence you
and super wrong of me to send you on a date
with my butthead brother.
You see me standing here, right?
Uh-huh.
Here's the treaty. Would you like to do the honors?
Victory feels so good.
[chuckles]
Ow!
A flying shark? Really?
I thought you were better than that, Tonga.