Russell goes fairy-hunting, Alcide and his dad join forces and will Jason become a vampire?
I'm Alex and if you haven't seen last night's True Blood, "Sunset," this is your official
spoiler alert. So.. Jason Stackhouse as a vampire. Better
undead than just plain dead, I guess. But just when I was trying to get used to the
idea of Jessica turning him to "save his life," he leaps out of his maker grave and turns
the Authority watchdogs into vampire goo. It kind of seems like Jessica has only put
his life more in danger - and hers too - with this crazy scheme of hers, but I am relieved
that he's still human. For now. Back in the super-secret fairy hide-out, Sookie
is still desperately seeking answers about her family history. I imagine it's pretty
damn frustrating trying to get a straight answer out of someone who would regard Ke$ha
as a poet. Meanwhile, Alcide's just been hanging out
with the pops, you know, catching' up, drinking beer, being shirtless, chopping wood -- while
being shirtless. Unfortunately their little woodside getaway has been ruined by the news
of baby vampire attacks. Turns out Alcide and his deadbeat dead make a pretty killer
team, but I think it's time for you guys to get back to your pack. Whether they want you
or not. One thing's for sure.. everything is suddenly
shaping out to be just one big showdown against Russell Edgington.. Is anyone else having
season 3 deja vu? Haven't we done this before? C'mon - shackle him up, bury him in some cement,
and this time, nobody dig him up! Did I miss the part where Jessica and Tara
decided to be vampire "gal pals" again? I'm pretty sure the last time we saw them together
they were ripping each other's hair out and throwing each other across the bar at fangtasia.
I guess Jessica really is that lonely. Clearly, Lillith is fucking with everyone
with her whole "chosen one" shpeal, but will the Chancellors figure it out? Is Jason still
alive? Will fairies be extinct by the time Russell's through with dinner? Only ONE episode
left of season 5, so check back with me next week for my thoughts on the big finale.