- All right everybody.
Thank you for being here for my "Harlem Shake" video.
I mean, if we get like 45 more people,
I think this thing's gonna go viral.
(upbeat music)
Yeah It's called a live strong.
I bought this and I don't know,
like saves people from cancer or whatever.
This way I can let people know that I care, you know.
Yeah I caught the VMAs last night.
Yeah, you saw Miley do it with Robin Thicke?
Oh my God.
I guess she calls that twerking.
I think it's something that she created.
I don't think it's gonna take off
but I think it's pretty hot.
Oh (beep) King Bach just posted a new vine.
Re-vine.
Dude, this dog is so funny.
Look at that thing.
It's like dog but spelled the wrong way.
At first, I thought it was referring to Dodge the car.
Much excite, very wow.
Much funny, big meme.
Dude, imagine if this meme was like money.
It's like a stupid drunk idea I just had right now, stupid.
It's like a lemonade, but it gets you crank.
This is like the ultimate YOLO right here.
Dude, I'm so pumped about the royal baby.
The royal baby is coming.
It's like one of my main things
is talking about the royal baby.
Oh yeah, this one's gonna be for the Instagram.
All right, Valencia filter.
Hashtag blessed, hashtag YOLO,
hashtag swag, hashtag live strong.
Hear about the new singer, Lorde?
She's like 12 or something but man,
her lyrics really speak to poor people.
Like she doesn't care about diamonds.
Hey Brett, Gangnam with me.
Yeah I don't really think Korean music
is gonna take off though.
I think it's like a one hit wonder kind of thing.
You know, with all those Instagram filters,
I think I have a shot
at becoming a professional photographer.
I really think Toms are gonna pave
the way I bought shoes and some poor kid
in some other country gets shoes or whatever.
Hey, Kyle do with me (groans).
I think Leo made cocaine cool again.
(slow music)
Look man, I've been watching the YouTube videos
and I've just been trying to impress some girls
and I just can't quite get it.
Do you think you could teach me how to doggie?
I love "House of Cards" and I always will.
That's the stanky leg.
That's not the doggie?
Oh man I love "Game of Thrones" and I always will.
All right, so this one's called the cat daddy.
You go like.
It's like you're like a wheelchair or something.
I love Louis C.K and I always will.
I mean, that man could do no wrong.
Ah, shoot, I dropped my aviators.
YOLO for aviators you know.
You only live once.
Like I could YOLO into this pool and just die.
So that's why YOLO is like really, it's
it really means a lot to me.
I'm thinking about getting a tattoo of it.
Dude, can you please just walk me step by step
'cause I'm not getting the doggie.
I legitimately need somebody to teach me the doggie.
Anybody?
Yo, do the John Wall with me.
John Wall.
Yo Devin, I am the one who knocks.
You're on Tinder?
You're gonna meet your girlfriend from your phone?
So that stupid, sorry.
It's eharmony for me all the way.
You've been on microbrewery yet?
You can come to mine.
I just decided I'm gonna start one.
Yeah I mean really, the inspiration
for me starting this banjo is that one song
that goes like, hey, ho.
Bro, you like my Phil wide brim hat?
Cost me like $500.
And if it rains, I am fucked.
Thinking about doing like
a Mumford and Sons meets "Blurred Lines" cover, you know?
♪ Thinking about the blurred lines ♪
♪ Hey, ho ♪
I just can't stop thinking
about how cool "The Hunger Games" would be as a video game.
Like imagine like a bunch of people just dropped
into one world and they had to find weapons.
They all fight down like last.
Ah, I don't know.
It's a stupid idea.
No, it's just a stupid idea.
Have you heard of this thing called almond milk?
I think we're gonna save cows and the world.
Wait, hold on.
What just happened to Lance Armstrong?
Uh-uh, yikes.
That's going to landfill.
Oh, this card again?
Well, I got it at a thrift shop.
It was 99 cents.
Macklemore really just revolutionized
not just thrift shopping, but also rap.
You get it?
Okay take a vine now.
♪ Louis C.K ♪
♪ YOLO ♪
♪ Leave strong ♪
♪ I'm talking about live strong ♪
♪ I'm talking about blurred lines ♪
♪ Robin Thicke did no wrong ♪
Sorry (laughs)