How ya go’in everyone?
It’s time for my critical analysis of Floridian Alligators.
Down under we have crocodiles
That you can hang out with and
Feed in the local
Bloody recreational swimming pool.
But I dunno
From what I see on the internet
Alligators in Florida could be cheekier
And dodgier than our crocs.
Yeah, nah they appear to have a massive obsession with golf.
They move to Florida.
Relax,
Get fat,
Laze around on golf courses all day.
Alligators that is,
Not my friend Brian’s parents.
There’s a midsize American for scale.
Gee whiz, that is a fair fucken dinkum
Big unit of an alligator.
Anyway, he’s done his 18 rounds.
Time to hit the showers.
Whoa-hoh-hoh-hoh-hoh Look at this dinosaur!
It is carrying a sack of golf balls in its neck?!
It looks thirsty.
I say its heading to the club room
To eat a rich wanker and smash a brandy.
Side thought: having a tail that long must be a pain in the arse.
[Gator] “What’s that Shooter McGavin?"
[Gator] "You wanna take your shot?"
[Gator] "Naaah"
[Gator] "How about I fuck you right in your posh, lush fairway."
[Gator] "You like that?"
[Gator] "Feels good to me."
[Gator] "I don’t mind the renovation you’ve done to my jungle to be honest.”
You’re not gonna fight him.
Put the 5 iron down, grandpa.
Actually it’s nice, golfers and alligators
Living in harmony.
Horses and alligators on the other hand
Not a lot of harmony.
“Get off my bloody prairie!” yells this horsey.
It trots back to its mates for a high five
And a hoof bump.
The alligator replies “whatever, I was leaving anyway
"Prairie’s are for pussies."
"I’m heading back to the golf course.”
There’s a Florida Man on the left
Walking towards
The carnivorous creature.
Okay.
Where’s ya garbage bin mate?
Grass.
And
More horses.
They don’t seem like they’re at the top of the food chain at all.
This one is getting bullied by a pack of cranes.
It’s only a baby to be fair,
But come on,
Don’t take this SHIT.
Put ya big girl teeth in
And show these f#%ken lanky birds who’s boss.
Nah.
Is this a common cause of Floridian traffic jams?
Alligators getting picked on by other animals?
Let me know in the comments section.
She’s like “bugger this."
"I’m not welcome on the prairie."
"I’m not welcome on the road."
"I’m gonna go rendezvous with Chubbs"
"At the bunker near hole 8.”
Wise decision I say.
Yeah, nah, yeah good idea.
Aww go away, Cranes.
SUPER SPEED ACTIVATED!
Here’s a smart arse Trash Panda.
Swimming like an alligator.
This one at the back.
I think it’s trying to fool tourists.
Ya not gonna trick old Ozzy Man.
Oh there’s a real alligator there.
Another baby.
Come on. It’s your time.
Get some tucker.
AWW. So close.
Seriously, you guys gotta feed them something
Other than golf balls.
This is in South Carolina, but close enough.
The cheeky bastard probably travelled from Florida.
They’re definitely evolving.
It knows how to use a crosswalk
Aaw-haw-haw, no it doesn’t.
It’s shouting “I will fuck you right in ya fancy smooth pedestrian crossing."
"Ya build this shit in my jungle, I’m gonna fuck it."
Crikey, that should be a postcard.
Someone make this frame a postcard.
Crash zoom back to the gator.
Overall, maybe I’ll retire to Florida
Or South Carolina or somewhere
Equally bogan
To Western Australia.
Overeat.
Play golf.
Yeah, nah, yeah, nah looks...
Looks like fun.
How ya goin' ya big bloody beautiful bastards
Face.
Dome.
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