Dan : So today we're going to be doing one word at a time to make a story.
Hosuh : Elaborate, so what are we supposed to accomplish?
Dan : Okay, so you're supposed to accomplish story with a plot and a conclusion.
Dan: Like it has to make sense at the end, it can't just be random words put together.
Dan : once
Hosuh : Upon
Stephen: "Buttholes"
Dan : There
Hosuh : wasn't
Stephen : murder
Dan : Thankfully :)
*Steven dies laughing*
Hosuh : BUT!
*Steven dies of laughter*
Dan: You okay man? We haven't even started!
Stephen Ahhh-- I'm a twelve year old child...
*group laughter*
Dan: We couldn't go one sentence man,
ONE SENTENCE. Y-you know you're supposed to do that a little later on--
Hosuh: Stephen, how are we gonna publish this? We have to make a great story so we can publish this storybook.
Stephen : Fine. Okay so Hosuh said-
Hosuh : But...
Stephen : HOLES!
Hosuh : NO!
*group laugh*
*while Stephen laughs in the backround* Dan: PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER! We're going to get this through, and we're not going to make any more butt hole jokes okay?!
Dan: It's going to be a great story, and we're going to be really good at it.
Dan: And we're going to make a good video that is gonna make sense at the end.
Dan : Okay!? Alright.. start over!
Hosuh: What- we're staring over?
Hosuh: Nooo...
Dan: I
Hosuh: Have
Dan: Stephen, I swear to god...
{whole group laugh}
Hosuh: We're giving Stephen all the best ones
Stephan: I-wait what was it?
Stephen: So I have...
Stephen: EYE
Dan:...balls
Hosuh: that..
Stephen: Suck..
Dan: At....
Hosuh: Seeing...
Stephen: Idiots...
Dan: However...
Hosuh: It....
Stephen: Must....
Dan: Be..
Hosuh: Drenched...
Stephen: In....
Dan: Hot...
Hosuh: Oil...
Stephen: And...
Dan: Damn It! Giving me the end!
{Whole group laugh}
Dan: Served....
Hosuh: With...
Hosuh: The "It" we're talking about is the eyeball right?
Stephen: I don't know, you guys are weird, this is a weird game
Dan: Okay- Alright So clearly we're not the best at this game
Stephen: YOU're not the best. Stephen is great at everything
Dan: Let's give this another go and we're going to be really serious. It's going to have a plot, okay? A proper plot
Dan: Alright. Have...
Hosuh: You...
Stephen: SEEN...
Dan: My....
Hosuh: Fat...
Stephen: Now you put me in a corner Hosuh
Hosuh: Ah-Ha Yeah
Stephen: Dick-Butt
Hosuh: WHY
Stephen: see you pushed
Stephen: you pushed me into this corner, how dare you
Dan: Alright listen listen oh my god Stephen: it's not my fault
Hosuh: it could have been an animal, it could have been
Stephen: I don't care. No no no no no Dan: Come on...
Stephen: you forced me to say that Hosuh
Dan: listen listen pst pst ok
You know what Stephen no butts no dicks no holes and any of the orifices
Stephen: why, then you take out all the fun of the gaaaame ;-;
Dan: we're gonna do this without any penis jokes
ok let's try this again
Dan: Sherlock Hosuh: Had Stephen: Vaginas
Dan: Ok alright you know what
Stephen: what do you want me to say
Dan: Anywhere
Dan: you have infinite possibilities with an infinite universe
and you chose what, what did you choose Stephen, say it again
Stephen: I don't know what it is but I love this game
(weird group laughter)
Trump Built Bad and cheap economy
Somehow, period. The knife is 10 licks away from rats
Hosuh: I don't know where this is going Stephen: I don't know either Dan: no wait we can try, we can make this work
Dan: ok ok so, Trump made a bad and cheap economy, the knife is 10 licks away from... rats
Dan: Rats(.....)
That's the moral of tragedy and it
Dan: I don't know where this is gonna go
Stephen: don't worry I have a plan
Hosuh: What's your plan
Dan: I'll try and figure out what your plan is
Stephen: ok
Dan: Stephen send me your signal
Hosuh: Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
Dan: I said Stephen
Hosuh: NO
Hosuh: That it has
Stephen: And
Dan: and it has and?!
Hosuh: yes apparently so
Dan: Ok and it has and......
Buttholes...
Stephen: WeLL Daniel I tHoUgHt yOU sAid wE coULdn'T maKE buTtHoLe joKeS Hosuh: Why Daniel don't
Dan: Muttering Hosuh: what did Stephen transmit to you
Dan: that was what I was getting from his transmitter and *Stephen: Good*
Dan: Just a bunch of buttholes
*Stephen laughing maniacally*
But where were you going with it ?
Stephen : Oh, I wasnt. i was just about to say "and" over and over.
*group laugh* Daniel: dammit, what the fudge (Hosuh in the bg: yea that's what I thought you were going to do)
Daniel: We gotta get one in before we end the video okay. Okay, okay. um..
Daniel: PewDiePie-
Hosuh: hated-
Steven: himself-
Dan: because
Hosuh: he-
Steven: sucks-
Dan: at-
Hosuh: swimming..
Steven: but-
Dan: one-
Hosuh: day-
Steven: nothing-
Dan: happened-
Hosuh: to-
Stephen : nobody-
Dan : since-
Hosuh :the-
Stephen : creation-
Dan : in-
Hosuh : his???
Stephen : nipple
Dan : What did we talk about orifices Steven ?
Stephen : that's not an orifice!
Stephen: -- if you're a guy! Hosuh: i mean a nipple has holes..
Stephen: It doesn't real-- it doesn't have any natural openings if you're a man... I don't know let me check mine.
Daniel: God damn, let me check mine as well (Stephen laughs adorably)
Daniel: Alright let's see.. Hosuh: did you find anything there ?
Daniel: I don't know man...
Hosuh: All I see is a giant hole...
Stephen: "Nipples!"
Hosuh: Creation in his nipples-
Dan: happened-
Hosuh: later-
Stephen the-
Dan: other-
Hosuh: "nipple-"
Stephen: died-
Dan: of-
Hosuh: loneliness..
Stephen: pineapple!
Dan: under-
Hosuh: the-
Stephen: Streetlight-
Dan: offered-
Hosuh: PewDiePie-
Stephen: drugs-
Dan: that-
Hosuh: turns-
Stephen: green-
Dan: when-
Hosuh: aroused-
*Daniel laughs* Stephen: see, so Hosuh can make sex jokes, but I can't !? Hosuh interrupts: HEY! Stephen: what the heck...
Hosuh: People can still get aroused..
Stephen: "Penis!"
Dan: Steven you had one job...
Stephen: Hosuh had the same job ! but he had, he, he got to say it!?
Dan: He said "aroused"... you said "Penis",
*Stephen laughs* Dan: Very different ! okay... clearly we can't make a single storyline work...
Stephen: You guys can't make a single storyline work ! Stephen was rolling !
Dan: Okay mr. "Nipple Penis" ! Okay, thank you *Stephen laughs*
Dan: We can't end the recording...
Stephen interrupts : Ya know what? That's all the time we have for today !
Dan: No ! no, it's not all the time we have ! Stephen interrupts: Thank you for joining us!
Stephen: I will see you guys next time, STEPHEN OUT!!
Dan: Nope! Stephens not out, get back in here !
Stephen: Ho, okay skrmhsmhmhm (mumbles something)
Dan: We are getting this done and we're gonna get it right!
Dan: alright Stephen, Hosuh... listening ?
Stephen: Murder
Dan: is
Hosuh: fantastic!!
(Steven Laughing) (ᗒᗨᗕ)
Daniel: ... okay that's it