Holidays
Apparently Napoleon's wife
the Austrian princess
Marie ... no, not Marie Antoinette, Marie Louise
sat in bed eating, just like I do
It's an Austrian trait
to have your plate on your tits as you eat
He complained, bread crumbs in bed all the time
I like the way Granny deals with animals
She's nice, really nice to animals
I think less nice to humans because they don't talk back to her
That's what you were saying this morning
You said she treated her children like animals
No, she's actually nicer to animals
Do you use the same toothbrushes
- as Jeremy? - No
- No? - No
We, always. This was part of our obsession for each other
that we only had one toothbrush together
We never-- for a long time, we never had --
Now, Hugh has two toothbrushes
and he keeps buying me another one
because he says he likes a dry toothbrush
He doesn't want to have the same toothbrush at night
And I don't care. I use whatever there is, toothbrush
So he now has two toothbrushes and I have --
That is the meaning of love, you see?
Are you a good manipulator, or were you?
What?
Have you been a good manipulator, are you?
Yes! I know exactly how to get --
For instance, I was thinking that with Papa.
I have been worshipping Grandpa for many years
but I know what I get out of it
If you praise a man day in, day out
you get anything out of him
Hey, ay, tch, tch, tch!
I think there was no heater on today
I'm taking an impression of you
You're pathetic, that's what the problem is
Okay
You were not-- if that is what-- that's what I'm saying
You're just following what the guys like
If the guys like that kind of, then good luck to you
I hope you find one who doesn't find that irritating in the long run
Monogamy, to my mind, is not natural
particularly if you think that when you marry
you are married for the rest of your life
What is happening now is serial monogamy
People get divorced, marry somebody else
a monogamist gets divorced, there is somebody else
That is what's really happening
People ask me quite often because I was quite promiscuous
There's no doubt about it
People ask me every so often why this one and that one
and I always had a specific reason
Sometimes I did it to save somebody's life
I failed
and he committed suicide
Sometimes I did it to give them a present
because I was in a generous mood
and I met somebody I thought who was on holiday
it's romantic trying to give him a present
Sometimes I did it because at that moment
I needed an oomph, an up, like a drink, that somebody says
"You're absolutely gorgeous. I would love to make love to you"
or something
Sometimes it really doesn't matter! Sometimes I was just bored