The movie terminator 2 is a possible candidate for the best sequel of all time and best film in the action Sci-Fi Genre
Any way you look at it. It's a masterpiece
Naturally videogames feeding off its success started popping up all over the place
The one most people were familiar with was the arcade shoot him up by Midway
It was ported to the sega Genesis [and] Super Nintendo
The Gameplay is just as mindless as ever move the cursor around the screen and shoot everything in sight
Except for your comrades who just get in your damn way. You know I wasn't aware
They made terminators [in] gold
Fighting the boss is the most redundant thing of all it takes more bullets than anything you'll ever see all you do is shoot
Shoot shoot in the genesis version. It looks like Rob the robot otherwise. It's basically the same game, but with slight changes
Some of the sound effects are better in the super nes version when the soldiers get hit they yell no
Which is stupid but in the genesis version?
They just scream big improvement
But some of the animations lacked and [putted] the barrels the flames don't even move
Unlike the super nes version you get items on the first stage. They come in. What looks like a little fridge, and it seems
They never run out
How many items could there possibly be in this one little box?
The worst part is where you have to protect John Connor [all] that happens he gets killed, and you lose it's a senseless game
But it was a novelty at the time the home consoles tried to take advantage of it with the super scope and the second minister
But the only real way to play was in the arcade. It was even ported on Gameboy
Now that is pathetic now for terminator 2 on nes. It's all about that little rainbow of death. [I] swear
I don't even plan this it just so happens that LJN holds a monopoly on shitty games
They were also behind every home console version of terminator 2 even the arcade ports
LJN proudly presents [oh] I bet now this of course begins an alternate series of terminator 2 games that differ from the arcade version
Level 1 [you're] the terminator going around at a truck stop punching people
It's just a monotonous button masher, and it takes so many punches to put them down
All you want to do is run past them but [you] can't do that because guess what the whole objective of the stage is to
Punch everybody out the sound effects suck ass. It's just
There's no difference to when you're punching the air and when you're hitting someone couldn't there be at least two distinct sound effects
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God this takes forever when you're in between them
You keep getting hit
But even if you keep them all on the side they all bunched together and still you take a lot of hits
It's the first part of the game and already
I'm fucking sick of it then you go in the tavern like the first scene in the movie once again
You got to punch everybody out they keep coming out from under the bar
How many guys are back there then you come [to] the boss now? Who is this guy?
He's taller than you and aren't you supposed to be the terminator Arnold fucking swartz and [ager]?
It does tend to underestimate the hugeness doesn't it
Look, I'm dead. He just took out a terminator a machine with his bare fists
This is absurd if I crouch down he can't hit me so I can just punch him all I want
But it goes on forever in fact. I don't think this hurts him
So why had the character in the game act like he's getting hurt when it's clearly not looks like I'm jerking him off
He can be killed but it just takes a little patience level two
this is [the] only stage where you're on the
Motorcycle one thing you need to know you got to shoot the gate to open it otherwise
You just crash even after the fact you can still hit [the] wall unless you're perfect it reminds me of bart VS.
The world when you're on the great wall of China [hate] that shit
But the most annoying thing is the truck it keeps coming up from the bottom of the screen
and it sucks you toward it like what does it have a
Magnet on the front the first time I played this I had no idea what you're supposed to do
[I] figured you'd have to accelerate, but couldn't find any way to do so turns out
You can shoot back so all you got to do is shoot the truck and then it like bounces [you] forward again
But trying to shoot the truck and pay attention to all the other stuff at the same time is really frustrating
Then you rescue John connor, and he makes you swear not to kill anyone
So here comes level three you're going around the hospital trying to rescue Sarah
You're not allowed to shoot anyone unless it's in the legs
Which is simple, but it makes you feel foolish having [to] duck all the time. I mean, this is the first side-scrolling stage
Where you have the gun?
And you can't kill anyone
Level four you're in cyber 9 on a mission to blow the place up
You go around collecting bombs which look like I don't know a headless chicken holding it right [what] you don't see it
No, I don't know you take all the bombs and deposit them into this thing
I'm a fucker and you think that's it right. No, you take the bombs back out and lay them in designated spots, okay?
[well], what was the point why couldn't you just collect the bombs and put them where they go?
I can only imagine what they were thinking. [do] you put these bombs in this thing all right?
What next [uh], how about you take them back out and you put them somewhere else?
It's treating us like a fucking dog. Go get the ball bring it back. Go get it again who fucking dickwads
Level five is a nightmare everywhere you go you got to jump on moving platforms your accuracy better be perfect
Or else, you're dead fuck. It's next to impossible
It teases you by thinking [the] chains Gonna go lower
But it doesn't it says wide of a jump as possible and the platform doesn't even stay down long enough. You only get one
microsecond to hit your mark
And there's a fucking fireball so this jump is one of the most grueling things you could ever accomplish in your life
There's another jump that seems to have a glitch or [something] like come [on] that killed me
I landed on the pipe not the Lava well, then if landing on the pipe kills me
Why can't [it] just look the same as the Lava and what about this right here? That's not a platform
Well, then why the fuck does it look like a platform?
there's some serious issues here at last you fight the
T1000 with your fists unless you still have some ammo left over from CyBerdyne
That's because there's no ammo on this stage not at all
so if you're down [to] your bare hands
then that's all you're gonna get if
Anything they should have a whole stockpile of ammo to get you ready because it's the final battle [if] you look at a game say
From the castlevania series right before you get the dracula. There's [a] [spot] where [you] can load up your supply items [its] secretive
Yeah, but it's there even [the] main corridor has some weapons, but here you don't get a damn thing once you push
The T1000 in the Lava you [won], then you see the final cutscene. It seems
They hit all the key scenes in the movie. Which is nice, but why they left out the terminator theme still perplexes me?
Next we have terminator 2 on Gameboy for a portable console
There's not much to complain about as far as graphics go in fact
It's pretty well done you play as John connor in the future fighting your way to Skynet
The first stage seems simple enough until you reach the laser barrier at the end
So natural you walk back to the left trying to figure out what to do then you find out you can shoot these towers
So I take them all [down] and still we have a barrier turns out
You got to shoot the towers in order from tallest to shortest
What a load of random bullshit the second level you're in Skynet. It's more self-explanatory
But these bombs on the floor are such a pain in the ass. [I] can't shoot them, and I can't jump over them either
Oh, and guess what you know how most of these games you have three lives and no continues
Well here, you get only one
That's it
You die once and the game's over the thought of making it through the entire game without dying
Once is Ludicrous at the end of the second stage you have to reprogram the terminator, [okay]?
Is this how John connor did it I never thought this part of the story would make it into the game?
Basically you have to mend the wires together, so the electric currents go the right way, but you have a time limit
And it always seems to end right when you start to figure out what you're doing
You can't even pause the game to look at it because the screen goes blank at least you get a second chance here
But two fuck-ups, and you're done
One last game thank fucking God terminator 2 on Super Nintendo and does it have the terminator theme?
No, of course not well, it's sort of a crappy remake
How the hell did they make so many terminator games and not have the theme?
The only one I've seen that has it is the sega CD [version]
If you watch the demo it shows a naked Arnold walking into the bar and they censor them Austin powers style now
That's funny once you hit start it
Bypasses this whole scene right away you have your clothes on and you're going around punching people
[all] I can say is my God [the] control is so
Bad it's so stiff and you can't punch anyone when they're too close, but check out the jump
What is that good for? It's like? He's a marionette or he's being hanged by invisible Rope like holy Lord
That is some fuck right there look at him go
Oh, God, I can't see the reasoning behind it you can't make something that funny by accident
They took somebody as badass as the terminator and made him into a mockery. It's a fucking joke
And I'm not just doing this to be funny
It's because of how slowly walks the only way to go any faster is to hop around like a fucking idiot
Unlike the Nes version
The goal isn't to knock everybody out because they're never ending in fact that could be a good joke to play on someone like hey
Give it a try kill all the guys I dare you they'll be playing forever
The goal is to find a pistol and a shotgun, but that's not all [you] need to find John Connors
But that's still not enough. You need to collect future objects
[oh] what the hell these are supposed to be but they look like little coolers or first aid kits
I don't remember them from the movie
So why is it so necessary to include them in the game?
Now unless you play the game before you probably assume that once you uncover these objects you've collected them
But no, you're supposed to aim your gun and shoot them now look at your itinerary
It says collect future objects
So unless your idea of collecting objects is to blow the everlasting fuck out of them shouldn't it say?
Destroy future objects one thing I find amusing is that
Everything in this bar blows up for no apparent reason [and] [you] can even attack the waitress
Any sane Human being would shut off the game before even completing the first stage
But I tried my [best] to persevere and what I found next was this that little motorcycle believe it or not
That's you you can't tell it apart from the others the first time I got to this stage
I died before I even had the chance to figure out. What was going on. [oh]
Yeah, and by the way one life yep, die once and it's all over [they] really stuck to that format
Didn't they play the whole game in one go? It's unthinkable? [oh]
man a head-on collision [with] [the] truck and a motorcycle and the truck explodes
Now let me tell you [I] still don't understand how to control this the main
Problem being that I can't figure out how [to] turn it has something to do with holding the D-Pad [and] the y button
But I can't get the feel for it without even hesitating. I can honestly say this is the absolute worst
Driving stage I have ever played roger rabbit was bad dick Tracy was horrible and at the time
I thought that one was the worst, but now that I've played this just wow it the [cake]
That's as far as I can make it and that's about all the terminator games
I have to play in conclusion the Grande Ronde turkey award goes to this out of all the terminator games
I've played this has got to be the worst because you got to take into consideration the
Limitations of the Nes and the capabilities of the super Nes when you think the super nes [version] will be best by [far]
Not only that [puts] the sequel so there's no excuse why shouldn't have been better
So do yourself a favor and never ever play this [game] because there's no fate
But what you make for yourself choose the right fate and terminate this son of a bitch
Goodbye, baby