- Hello, so I opened up my box.
(box dings)
Dunno why I'm pointing to my crotch.
Let's imagine the box is in front of my crotch.
But not a (dog barks) in a box situation.
And I'll let you slide some of your Qs into it.
(calm music)
First thing I see, "Why..
(foghorn blares)
Why?
Why does my pornis hurt?"
Do you just want me to delete my channel?
Should I switch this off?
(TV static)
I mean, I would see a doctor 'cause everyone knows
you're meant to have two pornises or porni.
It's Daniel.
"Did you water the plants while I was in Australia?"
Gun emoji.
Yes. Daniel, look, look at this.
It's thriving.
Totally haven't re-bought this plant
and replaced it and put it in the same pot.
"What turned you gay?"
I mean, amongst other things,
I had a video of "Cruel Intentions"
which I was telling myself
was because of Sarah Michelle Geller.
The big revelation actually
was Ryan Philippe getting outta that swimming pool.
Wow.
"Amazingphil TikTok era when"
I've had TikTok for ages
and you just haven't had the Sherlock skills to find it.
I'm amazingphil on TikTok.
Pause this video right now.
Go give me a follow.
There's link below.
Probably just gonna mess around with the filters
but I would like you to keep me company.
"favorite type of Nut mines is almond".
I'm a cashew kind of guy.
That's how we say it here.
Before everyone says "how he says 'cause he says it weird".
But when I found out how they grow
it kind of ruined it a little bit for me.
What? (person gasps) What is going on here?
That's such a huge effort to go to
for one nut when someone's really far away on Grindr.
(laughs) Sorry.
"Honest life update please".
Okay, I think it's finally time to admit it.
My name's Kyle.
I'm actually an American.
(laughs) No really, honest life update.
Okay. My secret wife Susan (person gasps) is doing well.
No big revelations, actually.
You might remember about a year ago,
I was like, Ooh, I've been a bit dizzy recently.
I've been dealing with a strange form of dizziness.
Well, that never went away.
Thanks, brain.
So it kind of comes
to the realization that that is never going away
which made me a bit low for a while.
Thankfully the brain is very good
at adjusting to a new scenario.
Like getting sea legs,
if you've been on a boat for a while,
I've got used to this normal-ness
of not normal and now I'm about 50% better naturally.
I've been to vestibular rehabilitation
which is quite fun.
You do lots of this,
looking at your fingers and looking at things on the wall
which, again, adjust your brain to get better.
I've got some new medication
which I think is working pretty well
despite making me have really weird dreams.
And also it's like being drunk for free.
So I'm trying to see the positive side.
On a good day, I won't really notice it.
On a bad day, it's like I've been to the pub
and had seven drinks.
Again, is that really a bad thing?
I haven't really had a proper, "this is your diagnosis"
but the most likely thing is vestibular migraine
and PPPD combining into one thing.
All my life I've had headaches, but now
for some reason, it could have been a virus,
something else happened to my brain.
Basically, now instead of getting pain for a headache,
I get dizziness.
And normally people would get that for like one or two days
but I'm in the small percentage
of people that has it all the time.
Hey, at least I'm rare.
I got kind of bored of being down in the dumps about it.
'Cause this is my life.
I've only got this one to live.
So might as well get on with things.
My creative juices are ready to be poured
into a glass.
Drink.
(laughs) "F marry kill: tatinof, interactive introverts,
we're all doomed".
Keep in mind I'm personifying the tours here.
Okay, I'm gonna have to marry "Tatinof"
'cause it was the first tour.
It's got so much warmth and nostalgia
for me and despite it being a celebration
of everything before 2016 in Dan and Phil
and internet culture
I think it would make me some nice breakfast in the morning.
Extra maple syrup.
I'm gonna f "We're All Doomed".
'Cause I feel like the desperate end of the world F
is gonna be a good one.
You know what I mean?
You've got 10 minutes to live, the sirens are going off,
you and that one person, you're gonna go at it.
There's gonna be no holding back.
It's gonna be a good time
which means I'll have to kill "Introverts", which pains me.
I don't wanna do that cause it was so epic and incredible.
But I do not wanna risk ever being strapped
to a rotating wheel ever again.
So for that reason it's a kill.
What color are the specks when you close your eyes?
I only have floaters when I open my eyes.
You know, those little guys keeping you company,
wiggling around?
When I close them, it's like they've fallen
into a kaleidoscope and done a load of drugs.
It's like a mix of greenish, purples.
Calm down.
Do you have any more gay stories before coming out?
I was at a new year's eve party
and I made out with a guy, which was very rare and exciting.
Anyway, I slept under a coat.
The next morning I went down to the kitchen and saw him.
I was like, hey.
And he said, oh you know what?
I do not remember anything from last night.
So crazy.
Any memory of anything that happened is completely gone.
Am I that shameful?
Geez. I just said, yeah, yeah, me too.
Me too.
"Do you play Fortnite on a regular basis?"
No, but I play Apex.
These are my stats.
I'm terrible but I love it.
Gibraltar is my husband.
"Which spon earned you the most money?"
Cheeky. This isn't questions I avoid normally
I'm not allowed to say
but is definitely not the one that you think.
"Wait, did mean girls copy truth bombs?"
No, we're friends, actually.
it was a cool email to get,
Paramount were interested in turning the rules
of "Truth Bombs" into their own 'Mean Girls"
"Burn Book" game
which happens quite a lot in the board game world.
It's not a spon, but I do get a little bit
of royalties every time someone gets one.
And our names are even on the box in tiny letters.
What are your favorite socks at the moment?
Is this a subtle trick to try
and get my feet on the internet?
You wiki feet mod?
These penguins that say "Merry Flippin' Christmas".
"What's the hardest part about being in the public eye?"
Anytime someone complains about this, everyone's like, wow,
it must be so sad and horrible being famous,
Jennifer Lawrence.
So I'm gonna try and not throw myself into that trap.
It's got a lot better
but I think back in 2015, 2016,
there was less boundaries when it came to internet people.
'Cause all of this was new.
No one really knew what they were doing.
I found it quite hard to be a private person
and just exist without some kind of running commentary
dissecting everything that I was doing
and everywhere that I was going.
So I just kind of felt
like I had a CCTV camera following me all the time.
Like where am I going?
Where am I traveling to?
Where do my family live?
Anytime I did any kind of activity, I'd be recognized
which would be lovely and I'd notice someone tweet me
like "how was the Indian food?"
Which on its own doesn't mean any harm
but to me I was like
how do people know I was having Indian food?
Oh yeah, someone recognized me and then that's on there.
And then I was with this person and now they're looking
at this person's Twitter to see what they were doing
and it just made me feel a bit claustrophobic.
But it comes with the job.
When you're putting yourself out there
people are interested in what you're doing
and they wanna know what goes on in your life.
So it would be nice if I could just go run naked
into the sea, but I won't because there's a risk
someone will take a picture of me
and then you'll all be jealous of my glorious body (laughs).
I feel like there's more respectful boundaries in place now
so I feel a lot more chill and less stressed about it.
And if it was like this for me,
I cannot imagine being like Taylor Swift or Harry Styles,
like do they even go outside?
Do they do things?
Do they go to the cinema?
I don't know, it's just a weird thing, isn't it?
'Cause loads of people know them
but they don't really know you.
Yeah, I would not change this as my job
and I also feel like I've got the most supportive
and lovely audience out there as far as audiences can be.
"Have you done any fun drugs recently?"
I actually got some medication for my dizziness
which did not agree with me,
and at night it caused me to hallucinate and I was lying
in bed and I'm not kidding, I saw this face coming
out of the wall that looked like a bird.
It had like a bird beak and large glassy eyes
and it just got closer and closer to me as I was lying
in bed and it just went (bird crows)
and I kinda went (gasps) and it went away.
I dunno if I was like falling asleep into a dream,
it happened three times with the same bird.
So I feel like I just saw a window
into another dimension or something.
Anyway, I'm not taking those anymore.
"Would you ever go on a solo tour?"
I mean, those were some of the best times of my life
and I really do miss seeing you guys in real life as well.
So I think if I had a good idea, I would
but I'm not rushing to do it
and it's not in my imminent plans.
"Is dil still alive"?
Every time you watch a gaming video, you keep Dil alive.
It's like a sim save that's paused.
Go back and watch one.
He's experiencing that joy or despair
as a family member sets on fire again
in that moment whenever someone presses play.
So go forth, give him life.
"Do you fancy men"?
Unfortunately.
"Do you think Jake Sully (from Avatar) is hot?
Yes or no?"
Are we talking about human Jake or Blue Jake?
Because both are a yes.
Is it me or are all the butts
in "Avatar 2" a bit more prominent?
I mean, (laughs) I was just finding them very distracting
in 3D.
Do I have a problem?
Yes.
"What's something fun you've done recently?"
I went to a pottery class where you make a pot
with a face on it and I decided to go
with the scariest one I could possibly forge
and I made this monstrosity.
I'm looking forward to Dan accidentally smashing it.
"What did you like most about Dan being gone?"
I can leave every cupboard door open in peace
(party sound effect)
like nature intended.
Also, it made me realize
despite being an introverted person,
I'm still quite a social creature
so I definitely need to go out and refill that Sims bar.
Otherwise, I'll start talking to myself.
"Do it be squartin"? (laughs)
What does that even mean?
"Show hole", all right, that's enough.
We're stoppin'
(TV static)
All right, here's a favorite hole.
The Ice Cube Neutrino Observatory in Antarctica.
Over a mile deep, are they gonna find a frozen dinosaur
and resurrect it?
I hope so.
There's your scientific hole of the day.
This was an enlightening experience.
I felt like I needed to reintroduce myself a little bit.
I mean, on a cellular level
I've changed into a completely different person
so it felt like the right time.
You know, I'm gonna skedaddle.
I hope you're having a good day.
Go follow me on TikTok if you haven't.
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I hope you have a lovely life and I will see you very soon.
Goodbye.