(crash noises)
- Fails and bails time now, yeah.
- I'm getting involved, never been in one of these.
- The best crashes we got this month.
Tell you what, we got some shockers.
- Can't be worse.
- Or worse, yeah.
I mean, this is a celebration of people's bad moments.
But, you know, it's...
- Positive way.
- It's looking at it in a positive way
- I've got plenty of experience
- We've having a bit of a laugh.
- Plenty of experience in my own, yeah.
- Yeah, we've all had a few crashes.
Right, okay?
First one to get you really into this is from Anitan.
He is in...
Where is he? Romania.
This is in Romania.
He says this is his friend's first go at a rock garden.
Comes in a bit too fast.
- Way too fast, he says.
- Way too fast.
- Let's see it.
- That's probably important, ready?
- Here we go.
Oh, my god.
- C Banks to OTB.
We've all done it.
- Hang on a minute...
- Oh. What hits the ground first?
- Oh, man.
That looked like it sucked.
Absolutely.
Let's hear what rock gardens are, once it goes wrong.
- At least he didn't land in it.
- That's true.
Always a silver lining.
It's a silver lining.
Well, he's maybe nervous about what's coming up,
but let's get going.
Next up, we've got Mircea.
- Yes.
- I don't know where this is.
It's in Napoka.
- Never heard of it.
- So, his front wheel slips out.
Sounds simple.
Let's take a look...
Whoa!
(laughing)
- He's got a lot of friends watching him.
A lot of friends, they're not quite amused by his crash.
- Okay, let's keep it going.
Next up, we've got King.
King.
- Daymo. A king of where?
He's riding a Tahoe.
Dead sighted.
- Right, okay.
Spent all week progressing as much as I could.
Did my first gap jump on Wednesday.
Progressed even bigger.
He said it's harder to clear than Jaws, this gap.
So, let's have a look.
Here he comes; King.
Come on King, in you come.
- Ooh.
- Wow, that was sick.
- Nice bail.
- That was sick.
Into the knee slide.
Here we come,
you're up, the math, don't need a bike.
- Nice.
I still like doing that.
- That was brilliant.
- Best way getting out of it.
- Especially, he's got big old knee pads on.
You can commit to 'em.
That's sort of like how the old
Vert rides in BMX used to crash.
- Could have been a lot worse.
- You skate if you stay on that.
- Nose your front wheel in, ooh, you're in bad territory.
That's awesome that was good.
- Clever, good idea.
That was a very sensible way.
You progressed a lot in that week, dude.
Nice one, King.
Liked it.
Have you got a favorite so far, Neal, got a favorite?
I'm gonna pick a favorite at the end of this,
and I'm gonna send the favorite one-
- Not yet.
- I'm gonna send them something.
You can do the same to your favorite,
So we're sending out two things.
- Cool.
- We're turning this into a bit of a championship now.
Next up.
I don't know who this is from, but he's on a YT.
He says he's MTB, but I can't imagine
this is mountain biking, as in the collective.
It's not said in from here.
- Riding Kellington Bike Park, Vermont.
- Alright. Okay.
What are we looking for?
First up, third attempt at the drop.
First failure.
Here we go.
Seven seconds, is that all we get?
- Wow, he's gone big.
Ooh. A bit bigger than you expected.
- He looks like he may have broken his shoulder off.
- I'm just checking.
- I'll tell you what's really odd about that drop.
If you look, the landing's super steep.
- Yeah.
- He lands flat bottom when he comes in there.
Bang.
Now, he travels off the bike as
far as he did when he was on it.
That is nasty.
- And then you land flat.
- That is nasty.
- Which is gonna be a big bang when you land.
- Okay, this one is from 15221, catchy name, Ben.
Otherwise known as Ben.
- Can't L judge.
I don't care what year.
I don't know what year.
- I don't know what year.
Crashed on a wool ride.
Twelve seconds of wool ride heaven.
- Not enough angle.
- You've gotta bank it in.
You've gotta put the tires on the wall.
- He threw a lot of speed at it, so good commitment.
- He's happy about it; look at him.
- Sort of hip into it, so you splat on it,
rather than go...
- Yeah, you've got a wool rider.
- That was good, though.
Good samps.
- Good, that was nice.
I'm not at the comedy hit I want yet.
I've gotta be honest, they're very
functional crashes so far this month.
Dean of Santa Cruz, Branson, is up next.
He's in Surry Hills.
- Surry Hills.
Is he trying the Ollie Wilkins gap?
- It could be.
He says, "Testing how slow I
could go and still make the gap."
- It's not the Ollie Wilkins gap.
- It's a dangerous game.
Dangerous game; right.
We're gonna have some volume on this one.
Here we come.
It's pretty slow.
Oh...
- Bite to the back of the air.
- I wanted comedy, and I did ask.
I said, I'm not getting the comedy I wanted, and
- This is where...
- Dean helped me out.
- Small jumps can hurt.
- Why do you want to go as slow as you can to clear the gap?
There's always gonna end one way, you on it.
Let's have another look at it.
He hits this lump as well, look.
Boom, his face.
- Head.
- Boom, his head.
Does the bike get him as well?
- Yeah.
- Oh wow, this is three tailed... oh yeah.
- Only just; not too bad.
- Right; next up we have got
Ty on his trek field.
- Another Tahoe.
- Yeah, in Tahoe.
- Evan's crashing in Tahoe.
- There's a stick and got lodged between my fork.
- That doesn't happen; it only happens in cartoons.
- Let me see.
Here we are.
What've we got?
It's his POV.
See if you can spot the twig.
- Logs.
- It's gotta be coming.
Oh, no, you can't.
The ground hits you in the camera face.
- What?
- How the hell...
- It's gone down the inside of the fork leg.
- Let's see that again.
- Why does that happen in there?
- Can you see it? See if you can see it.
Is it part of that tree, maybe?
- It's here.
I don't understand.
- What? Where is it?
- Congratulations for a new type of crash
that I've never seen before.
- That's really jammed in there, too.
It really is jammed in there.
Ty, nice.
Hope you survived alright.
Got a favorite yet?
- That's pretty good.
- You've got the stick plant.
I'm going with the forest of Dean's super slow jump.
- Yep.
- I like that. That's my winner at the moment.
I might change my mind.
Right; next up, to try and get the
goodie that we're gonna send out,
- Teen Bike Park.
So this, I've been to Teen.
It's all wide open fast rocky.
Recipe for one hell of a big crash.
- I like the description.
He lost his balance in the air.
How do you do that?
- I think we're going to find out.
- Here we go.
Come on.
I don't know what's gonna happen; it's scary.
It's gotta be now.
- Oh, there it is; step up.
- Oh.
(moaning)
- It's two for one this time.
(laughing)
Nothing wrong with him.
So, is he laughing at his friend crashing?
Is that what the noise is?
- No.
I love that.
We've all been there, when you're winded.
That's why I'm always waiting for
it in a monthly Fails and Bails.
A good moaning Minnie.
- So, your meet or first; that was a big crash.
Then, you saw, Dash.
That wasn't bad enough.
I'm gonna nail it into him, and I'm a bigger crash.
- I was about to complain that crash was rubbish.
And then, I got a special little treat there.
Well Jacob, I hope you're all in one piece.
Great comedy crash, though.
- I hope your mate was enjoying himself there.
- Love those.
Alright, next up, Blair.
Here we go.
- Banff.
- Canada.
On vacation, missing my bike, so
I went on the trails on a rental.
Strange bike, crashes into...
- Fastest bike in the world, rentals.
- Here we go.
Ride it like you stole it.
Here we go.
- Are you okay?
- Did you get it?
Good noises; you hear a brr of tires,
then a whack of the chain rail.
- That is a real bike fad,
when you crash the first thing you think is,
please say you got that on camera.
We did, and you're in the running.
I'm gonna make that my favorite,
'cause I like the audio of that one.
So, Blair, you're my new favorite,
and I'm gonna send you a GMBN water bottle
if you stay my favorite.
Neal, what you're gonna send?
You've gotta commit now.
- Well, what else can I send?
- Not necessarily who, but what?
- We'll send you a rat in the post.
- No, you're not sending the rat; that's my rat.
- What?
- It's GMBN water bottles all around.
Here we go.
Next up, it is Julian.
The Fun House.
- Jeremy Whintberg.
There's some big jumps at Whintberg.
- Should we just see what happens?
- He's four on track as well, if you
know where this happened.
- Whip off is gonna be big.
This is the doe fantisian first.
- Look at his ears.
- Right up.
- Is this gonna be a Wet Willie...
- This is a big jump.
- Oh, it's his mate.
- Yo.
There's a big...
- Whumps...
Slightly disappointed.
- There's a big kick up the ass,
and then a case, or landed on like the path.
- No, the amplitude was good, but no.
Not good enough on that sort of jump.
I want more; I want more.
Sorry Julian, not enough.
Die fantision thumph not.
- I don't know.
- I think it means the Fantastic Four.
I don't know; my German's terrible,
as you can point out on meter.
Alright, next up, it's MTB again.
Right.
The author of this one is MTB...
- Same guy?
- Could well be.
He's had an unlucky month.
Let's see what he's got.
Sorry, I've got a bit of grit in my eye.
- Yeah, so he crashed.
- Okay, let's see what he's got.
Here he comes.
- Afternoon went well, so I thought...
Okay, let's do it one last time.
- Never do that dude.
(laughing)
Oh man.
- That was good.
- I like the way he stays still
and his bike just goes brr over the top of him afterward.
- You liked that one.
- It was good.
I thought the crash at this point
at the aftermath was better.
- Here we go, here we go.
I liked how much he liked it.
That's made me like it.
(laughing)
The bike does kind of insult him
there at the end, didn't it?
- The bike was like, that was a lame crash, watch this.
- The bike is like, stay down!
(laughing)
Right, next up we've got Ken.
Do you want to make that your new favorite?
- Yeah.
- Right, so your new favorite is MTB.
- Right.
- Ken, a close encounter with a moose.
We've all done this.
- With a moose?
They're huge.
- Normally in pubs, though.
- I don't think he saw a moose.
- That's a dog.
- Really, a moose?
- That's a dog .
- Go go go go go!
- Did you see the size of that thing?
- Why?
At least it wasn't a bear.
What are mooses like?
Are they mellow, or are they...
- I don't think they're friendly, are they?
I don't think mooses are friendly.
Here we go, let's see that again.
This is kind of scary.
Out in the trail, this stuff can happen.
(spitting)
- Come here!
Go go go go go!
- That moose shouted and swore.
- Yeah, I didn't know mooses
- Mice.
- Talk.
Well, that's not really a fail or a bail, to be honest.
- I enjoyed it, though.
That was Alaska.
- I feel like the moose did all the work.
- I bet that happens all the time in Alaska.
- It probably does, actually; not uncommon.
Okay, Jacob is up next.
This is in the UK; Bristol.
Exploring the woods and found a trail.
I was the only one to attempt it.
Really?
The only one who would attempt it?
Let's see.
- But there's a trail there.
- Better be good.
He's got the bike for it.
- Watch this.
Oh! Yes.
- That was massive.
- That was like a massive drop to oblivion.
- What was he thinking?
I've got no respect for you dude.
Your brain's...
- What was ever gonna happen?
- Jesus.
- Maybe you're not supposed to drop it.
You're supposed to drop in.
- Well, that was fair play Jacob.
That was big, but you're senseless.
That was insane.
That was insanely big.
- Thanks for filming it.
- Wow, man, I hope you stay in one piece.
I guess you did, 'cause you can still type and stuff.
And upload, but...
This one could be good.
This is from Solomon.
- Whistler.
- First time in Whistler Bike Park.
- Riding a V turn.
- Bad things can happen.
Here we go.
He's not getting up there.
(laughing)
- He's ripped his T shirt.
(laughing)
Oh, wow.
So, you went up with not enough speed to come back down.
Bet he can't fake it, either.
That would be two.
- So, it's not enough speed.
Right, okay.
Solomon, that was good.
I think that might be my new favorite.
- Alright.
- No, I'm sticking with the other one I said.
Right, here we go...
- Oh, this is a lake jump, surely.
- A lake jump on Warmer Mongoose.
- This never can go right, is it?
- No.
I love back flips into a lake.
- I do it into a swimming pool.
- Right, here we go.
Lake jump.
- Ah, yes.
360 flip.
(snickering)
That was a 360 flip; I don't know why they call them that.
I'm not sure what it was.
- That was a 360 flip.
That was very very cool.
- That was a nice looking flip.
Really right, though.
- Pretty good.
- Nearly right.
- You might even have seen a picture
of Teamo Princer doing one of
those back in the mid 90s on a BMX.
His helmet came off mid flip.
- Wow, cool.
Right, next up, Thomas on his old Bayer.
Looks like a bit of burn action here.
Finished building a new line and trying it out.
Took a huge crash.
Broken wrist in three parts.
I probably shouldn't laugh too much on this one.
- One would have been enough.
- We yet to have metal plates and everything.
Here we go.
I'm not looking forward to this.
- Aah.
- Yeah, that will do it.
- Next crash.
- Trees are incredibly solid, aren't they?
- They are.
(laughing)
- Next up, next on is from Yung Ming.
- Yung Ming.
- That's what I said, and he is riding his Raggie Blue Pig.
- Raggie; that's a British brand, right?
- Yeah, yeah.
In Indonesia, here we go.
- Eating it on a soft sandy corner.
This one is likely going to be more enjoyable to watch.
- Yeah, eating it sounds fun, promise me.
- Oh, that was-
- Yeah, just literally taking a bite of the ground.
- It's not that soft.
The landing's not that soft.
316 camera or the Gimboys having a little fit.
- How you're talking though that?
(laughing)
Listen to the...
Let him sing, man; let him sing.
- That is bad.
I thought it was gonna be a bit more mellow than that.
- Am I a bad man?
- You are a bad man.
- I am a bad man.
- His gimble was going mental.
- He sent it, and I'm just praying he's okay.
But he sent it in in some aftermath, it's funny.
He's having a sing.
All over that.
I'm not gonna say what I was about to say,
but next bit...
Next one.
Mohamed sent in this one.
It's from Ang Ninja Downhill Team.
- Wow.
- Kua Lumpar.
I've ridden in Kua Lumpar.
It's incredibly hot.
- It's humid and wet as well.
- Yeah, it's very very humid and wet and hot, and yeah...
Great thunderstorms.
(dim music)
Get rid of that music.
- So, you've got a speaker in his backpack.
- Here he comes.
Come on man, Hold on.
I don't know who's gonna crash.
- He's close to the tree.
- What's gonna happen?
Oh, God!
I felt like he's gonna hit a tree.
He's getting very close to the trees.
Who's gonna crash?
Are we watching the guy...
- Look at that catch there.
- Oh, God.
The tension's building now.
Is it gonna be the guy riding or the guy we're watching?
- The guy we're watching is...
- Oh!
- I hope you're alright, but I've got a run to finish.
- It's like he doesn't know he's crashed.
That was brilliant.
- Caught the tree rather than slammed into it.
- I felt like that dude who breaked his wrist.
That's what he should've done.
- Yeah.
- Well there we go.
That's our month of a thousand barrels.
Some of the best ones.
We've gotta pick some winners.
- Worst.
- I've promised to send out some GMBN water bottles.
- Losers.
- Who you're gonna send your winning bottle?
- Thomas, with his broken wrist.
Hopefully the other wrist works.
You can lift the water bottle.
- Yeah, that was a good call,
'cause that was a really nasty crash.
There were some nasty ones in this one.
Nasty moaning, which in hindsight,
is probably not as funny as I found it.
I'm gonna go with, my winner this
month is Jacob with that massive drop.
That was frightening.
- The drop that wasn't supposed to be dropped.
- I think he really put the work in.
He was asking for it.
So, I'm gonna go with Jacob.
- Nice one.
- Congratulations.
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