I swiped right she looks so much like my
drool awake I found you on tinder
who's Joanne made this for fun at first
but finding it fun now I'm not 20 years
old 5/8 is my height because apparently
that matters at least if you're gonna
fake this I'm by for Elena
we are away that's right but I'm not 20
Shay I need 25 years oh oh oh Pamela I
would I would swipe right on Pamela
Ellie is 20 Jesus is my life I'll buy
the pizza if you buy the Slurpee
oh I said guys today we are doing a
tinder video I was gonna do on my case I
did but then I was like wait a lot of
people make fake accounts of me so why
don't I make a fake account of Sniper
Wolf and go on tinder like all these
people knew but it's not a fake account
it's actually neat but I'm pretending to
be a fake me I'm pretending to catfish
myself let's just pretend I'm a sniper
all throughout this whole video okay and
I'm just using sniper wolf pics on
tinder
so I already went ahead and made an
account my name is Amanda because that's
what catfishes do they just take the
pictures and then change the name about
Amanda what do we know about Amanda hi
I'm on here
for fun I like food and I like fun I've
never done one of these before so Lee
whoops how am I supposed to cater myself
to these people away I know so we are
done we're just gonna swipe is it right
or left okay yeah I'm going to point
right to everybody
oh my god I'm already mad I thought I
was going to be like swiping through all
of them looks like I'm getting matched
with all of them I feel like guys swipes
on everybody
did I just match up with a ring hey
girls are you gonna get that van ops did
I just get matches van up this is good
profile say hunter-gather I just messed
myself with an ad my favorite kind of
mesh what is this guy doing Emma haha I
said I was like he had say West
am i seasoned what are you showing what
are you showing me there's nothing to
show it's like some people try to show
off stuff what does this guy think he
looks better I think this guy would look
better with a shirt on he'd made more
matches with a shirt on you guys know
what I'm saying like which one is it the
girl or the guy you don't know if that's
this girlfriend you don't know if
they're looking for some fun I'm looking
for some fun did I just get next book
look this guy has got that twisted I was
strong independent black women who don't
need no man if you don't find me
handsome you should at least find me
handy convinced me to do something both
people wouldn't okay other pics are
normal but it's like what is this what
what kind of person you trying to pick
up with this dang I'm out of life i'ma
have to buy this
i'ma have to buy this am I to spend some
real money I had to pay real money to
upgrade my account I'm trying to like
everybody I'm trying to make everybody
feel good like damn I got a notification
for a life so damn why he is married
what you want to come here for let's
check them crispy messages are you real
what would a catfish say what do you
mean I'm not fake damn damn damn no you
like no but I like actually that's
that's too easy that's too easy let's
let's do this one hi I'm Ismail the guy
from metal gear I'd like to go out of
phase name call me tomorrow hey bear
Amanda what's new today I didn't think I
would get any hits on here here here
here there's a reason you don't get any
hits here
I hate people that are like hey how's it
going hey what's up hey what you doing
everybody says please we'll see
something good Oh should we move it
together now or just let it run this
course you think [ __ ] like this this is
what Grove want to hear do you have any
eggplant emoji at ear please hi Mantha
how's your Monday going so far as you
have a fun weekend hey there how are you
mad what do you do for work you still go
to school I play games on Twitch for
money so what kind of fun are you
looking for do I beg you fun hello
Amanda
what type of weather we talking about oh
we got another one I like through and
vegies you put your yellow hands and you
shake it all about
hi Amanda I like the straightforward
approach to your profile
I too like food ha ha ha this guy's
straight up Gabriel's number also your
Widowmaker cosplay looks very accurate
I'm not sure how tender works but I'm
pretty sure we're like engaged now right
not yet it just maybe Google what peach
emojis read what I'm eating peaches
Wow you're less unmatched Taylor because
he thought peach emoji meant something
else inappropriate messages oh hey my
bro oh my god exposed hi what do you
keep what do you mean this is me being
shy but trying to break the ice
ha ha ha funny I thought though I am
Sammy nice to meet you Amanda
nice to meet you too well aren't you
just as sexy as could be I'd be a happy
man being able to play with you every
day where's this this is like the rope
so mister I'm a polymath philosopher
poet who enjoys creative writing
amateurish Romani astronomy he's playing
with my props and bondage ok
oh [ __ ] it's like Christian Grey this
guy will buy me dinner but he won't feed
it to me No
Silvan but how do you feel about fun
white type when you can use emojis to
express yourself saying I got matched
with an ad it's me natural instincts
ready to flirt with color no no whistle
its unmatched oh you can unmatch an ad
inappropriate photos and messages this
is a very inappropriate ad I don't like
using box color just very bad for your
hair hey I told my mom you are my
girlfriend so should probably be sued
Michael hi Michael I'd love to meet your
mom play with all your little holes of
course after I feed you I'm not just
looking for a hookup though I'd like
some big longer-term and meaningful do
you like spicy food and horror movies I
don't like spicy food and gives me the
[ __ ] but yeah I like horror movies not
that I'm against occasional fun if
that's all you're after and need
something big to play with but there is
a lot more to me than that yeah guys
there is a lot more to him than
something big to play with what is your
favorite food I like fried eggplant I
actually do fried egg please it's not my
favorite food but you know you play
overwatch overwatch yeah let's start
texting or chatting on the phone what's
going on here if you don't know what's
going on here then we're not going to
talk on the phone I don't have to
explain it this is you you decipher that
yourself your pictures are up hyper wolf
no they are me eggplant is one of those
things that is only good if prepared by
someone who really knows what they're
doing so what are you doing on here just
fun or something more I like fun and
something more I know how to prepare a
good eggplant I do know how to and I'm
legit talking about frying egg question
oh the character you're cosplaying is
from the game then I get the cosplay
character wrong
oh yeah it's from Street Fighter I have
our reply to this guy defuse messaging
sheet he's like you're funny I liked you
thanks you too it looks like a super
like you not sure
what it is I think it's your glasses
it's probably Mike catfish Wow
oh that's that's a little expose
definitely not fired
what you mean diaper Wolf's ass Oh what
you mean right now shows you about eight
miles away working oh god they doesn't
know where I am they go where I am I do
to hide by location God Digga I paid for
this I paid where I could hide my
location damn it's too bad we couldn't
match sooner I won't be back in ass till
May I'll wait for you I mean are you the
person in the pictures I suppose the
answer is yes either way obviously it's
me if they are of you then your sniper
100 I match with very few people
probably something to do with my truck
oh he has that I don't know it's very
rare I match with somebody as easy on
the eye as yourself
if I do they're usually just fake just
trying to get me to watch their lame-ass
camp show or something will you watch my
camp show though I don't want to seem
too crazy but I would fight an army of
frost giants and McDonald's bathroom
with only a shake weight for a weapon
just to take you out on a shitty
spaghetti dinner at Olive Garden hey
don't come out my favorite outing
restaurant [ __ ] and and and a shake
way is a pretty substantial weapon like
breath you think you outnumber or
something ok I can break somebody's head
with a shake weight
what you mean it doesn't even matter
also how's your disc game
oh there's gifts on here oh I like this
one because it's the second one and I
don't have to scroll through more to
find one
I guess ourselves are pretty good
they're damn good I just assumed a salad
unmatch dusted inappropriate anything
you want a long way to approach somebody
yeah booze why don't you look up SS
blackroll fine YouTube 8 8 million
subscribers you're not fooling anyone if
it's you snapchat me a picture of
yourself then I don't have snapchat can
you not send pics on here I don't think
you could send pics on here what is that
wow you don't even know what I am is Wow
how do you not know it's my face oh my
god he figured it out it's a sweet
potato on [ __ ] ooh he googled it no
it's a yam I'm told I'm a lot like a
horse I really fun to ride but no one
wants to own me uh what was the red get
up he's talking about the widow how to
play your cheeto he'd be a hot one oh my
god so cringe sure drop-dead gorgeous
am I really I think you are then why
aren't you dead
hi hi resurrected myself mercy main no
thanks hey Amanda name sounds like ass
higher do you like older men yes have
you been with an older guy and he sent
me a peach and a wave what does that
even mean that was beautiful monday
treating you Amanda badly hi Amanda 361
miles away are you from LA ha ha stop
sending me Gibby's I don't like to get
the again maybe this one is ok why is
that pink outfit geez everybody calling
me out what is that my PJs ok so I keep
stopping my reporting and then starting
it again but before I'm not going to
show who it is but I just showed a show
in LA and I got matched with one of the
guys on the show
oh so embarrassing I'm not gonna I'm not
gonna say who it was look like it I'd
give any date all right so I took a
break went for a hike ate food and now I
am back to reading messages I thought
happy to start you with an H
why does my start with you what is this
why is it so long high Widowmaker want
to hear a joke there's a kid in high
school a senior me waitin with the way
who still I guess this is it whoa lady
perfume is ish method
she's so she walks over to get drinks
who there's no punch line I read all
that for nothing I write all that for
nothing
I read all of that for nothing this is a
very inappropriate message and triggers
my OCD I bet you totally second smash
Rose ground actually really good I'd be
sausage season playing his whole life
you have a great smile what's up where
any of these pics in my smiling you
haven't seen my real smile I consider a
smile like I have a really ugly keep
smile so so I don't are you smart what
do you do for work what is your favorite
boys shirt a lot you have a kick-ass
looking bedroom seriously the wood
floors awesome headboard and a giant
closet trade you this guy says he's our
architect your are an architect do it
yourself hello there you're not from
here oh oh I'll just see myself out
what up mashed taters sometimes I like
to go to my grandmother's garden bury
myself on the dirt and / send them a
carrot this is my kind of guy right here
pancake pancake
excuse you I'm a d-cup did that guy just
like my message I didn't even know this
was a thing you can like the
message instead of replying to them the
light food and you like fun
ah how basic that's why he matched me
[ __ ] his name is Tony and he works at
Tony and guy this is the worst hair
thing ever
Hawaii look like Canisius matamata
here's some fun for you marry [ __ ] kill
me Hitler and me again kill you and [ __ ]
you like we [ __ ] you Lee get out of here
and marry Hitler damn she chose Hitler
over you
hi there Amanda fire monkey emoji is
smile because you look ha emojis you
look very dominant hot in the one outfit
smiley face gorgeous little devil orange
eBay's I really like the black dress as
well I'm Jason so you want to hang out
tonight it's going to be almost full
moon again tonight we could go for a fun
ass drive in my 2015 WRX with the
moonroof open and us being very open
I'll let you drive if you are up for it
we don't want it what if what if
seriously I want to die right now I
drove this car nice direct it like like
what are you going to do you don't you
don't offer a complete stranger to check
your car do you have a band-aid I
scraped my knee falling for you ah so
funny when you need a tacos you turn
your head to the side of the taco or the
taco I kind of do a little bit of both
if you know what I mean I just had carne
asada tacos I made them a new one hella
good damn Amanda are you the ACC because
I do you for three and a half hours is
only a 15 minute snack break look at
this dude yeah look at that Gucci belt
Oh quite the classy by their man Zephyr
tell me what's your idea of the perfect
sunday sunday sunday sunday sunday
everything is busy every single city
every single every single every single
Sunday
if he doesn't get it he's not the guy
for me daddy likes him hand done
he thought my skin is made of boyfriend
material I died you that dog is still
pretty cute oh my god
I only get one super like I used it on
you please tell me you're a real how are
you today
dinner tomorrow damn I even get to say
hi Yuri leader tomorrow
hi I'm fake how are you and somebody's
going to me what why one kiss King is I
don't know one it's been a lot of people
like always this is a lot related to
this video but so many people out of
like tweeting me and like commenting it
and I don't understand what it means
Sam's got trying to hypnotize me from a
get one we buy you dinner girl's gotta
eat yo I seriously thought Eddie
droppage is like God tinder and it would
have to pay for food ever again
it's like doggy would fare virus
actually hurts it hurts from swiping
people but anyways that's all for today
hope you guys enjoyed this video if you
did make sure that sound like my do
stuff as the schedule looks at ah why I
love you guys so much for watching bye
guys
you
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