[Music]
well if you really want to be popular
consider two little words sex tape
[Music]
Oh us you don't need these ax phones if
I can just like them so can you it's a
gift from some drug dealer who went
missing just because you dress like us
doesn't mean that you can be like one of
us
it doesn't matter what costume I wear
yours or mine I'm a superhero that's who
I am
okay Captain muffin muncher have fun
playing make-believe this this is all
make-believe Brooke the reality is
you're an evil who's just as bad
as the worst criminal scum you want to
get real Mindy in the real world I win I
go to an awesome college I marry a hot
guy and I make adorable babies for my
nanny to take care of while we vacay and
powie
my life is gonna rock and yours is gonna
suck no matter how you dress no
boy is ever gonna want to kiss that hole
you call a mouth so why don't you spare
us all the whining and slit your wrists
now cuz the only thing that's gonna ruin
my day is looking at your face one more
second told her what's that
forget her cell phone gonna call for
help with a comeback hmm actually my
daddy bought this from a disgruntled
DARPA employee you see it was designed
for crowd control but deemed too severe
it emits a pulse that creates
spontaneous nausea and diarrhea he
called it the sick stick well either
your daddy got ripped off or you're back
in make-believe land sweetheart cuz we
feel
not for long
[Applause]
[Music]
you get away from me please you win I
don't want to win I just wanna make the
world a better place
[Music]
you