- [Monica] What is that?
- Oh, I'm just getting rid of a couple of things.
- This is all of your things.
(audience laughing)
- Yes. Yes, it is.
(audience laughing)
No, but it's good.
See, Emily thinks we should get all new stuff.
Stuff that's just ours, together, you know, brand new.
- So basically this is a getting rid of anything
Rachel ever touched sale.
- Touched, used, sat on, slept on.
- Hey Ross, you're okay with that?
- Look, if I can just do what Emily wants
and get her to New York,
I'm sure everything will be fine.
- Okay, but don't you think this is a little extreme?
- After what I did, can you blame her?
- Oh my God, you got off easy.
When my friend Sylvie's husband
said someone else's name in bed,
she cursed him and turned his thingy green.
(audience laughing)
- What is he doing?
Emily thinks Ross's furniture's got Rachel cooties?
(audience laughing)
- Calm down, Joey.
- No, everything's getting all messed up, you know.
Emily won't let Ross see Rachel.
We're not gonna stop seeing Rachel.
Hence, Ross stops seeing us.
- Oh, I hate this. Everything's changing.
- Yeah, I know, we're losing Ross, Joey said hence.
(audience laughing)
- Look, I'm not happy about this either,
but you know, if, if Ross says he's happy,
then we're just gonna have to keep our feelings about Emily
to ourselves.
Are you cool with that?
- No.
(audience laughing)
But, you know, I'm an actor, I'll act cool.
(audience laughing)
- I know, I miss you too. I can't wait to see you.
I love you. Bye.
- Okay, what is it in here? Rocks?
- No, this is my collection of fossil samples.
- So rocks.
(audience laughing)
- Really gonna miss this apartment.
You know, Ben, Ben took his first steps right over there.
- (chuckles) Hey, remember when I ran into this thing
and it kind of knocked me out a little.
(audience laughing)
- I love this place.
Tell you the truth, I wish I didn't have to move.
- Uh, are you saying that you're not entirely
happy about this?
- Well, I mean, if, if Emily gave me a choice-
- You do have a choice.
Ross, why are you listening to her?
Are you crazy?
- What?
- It's not right what Emily wants you to do.
She is totally-
Ow!
Stop pinching me!
(audience laughing)
Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut
as long as Ross was happy, right?
Well, he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
- What's going on?
- We all hate Emily!
(audience laughing)
- No!
- No, Ross, we do not hate Emily.
We just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice
a whole lot to make her happy.
- Yeah.
(audience laughing)
- We just think that maybe
she's being a little unreasonable.
- Yes, yes, unreasonable.
(audience laughing)
- Unreasonable?
How about we have this conversation
when one of you guys gets married.
You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work.
It's about compromise.
Do you always like it?
No. Do you do it?
Yes, because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky,
drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time.
It's real life, okay.
It's what grown-ups do.
- I think he's right.
You guys hang out at the coffee house way too much.
(audience laughing)