(crickets chirp)
- The purge is necessary because it's release
of all the tension we hold in as Simericans.
It is the ultimate catharsis.
- Who's Catharsis?
- I think she is a designer,
I'm pretty sure I have her new shoe collection.
- Catharsis is another name for the purge.
- No it's not.
- Read a book, Kourtney.
- So what are our plans?
- We're staying here for lock down.
- Yeah, there's no way I'm doing this purge thing with Mom.
- Are you sure we should be separated
from the rest of the family?
- It's gonna be fine.
- Did you guys see that weird neighbor earlier?
- The one with that disgusting pie?
- Oh my God, why couldn't she just go away?
- Oh my God, she was so annoying.
- Oh my God, nobody wants her nasty purge pie.
- It was fattening just looking at it.
I gave it to the maid.
(emergency warning beeping)
- It's almost time for lock down.
- I heard they hired they hired Caitlyn
to announce the call.
- [Caitlyn] This is not a test, babe.
The annual purge is about to start.
Remember all crimes are legal for 12 hours straight
and won't end till seven in the morning.
Have fun, let's do it!
- Okay, well, do you want to watch movies or something?
- We should watch all of Kanye's music videos on repeat.
- I'd rather join the purge.
(doorbell rings)
- Who the hell?
- Turn on the security camera.
- What's up Kardasims?
Hi, how are you?
A little birdie told me you haven't eaten your purge pie,
everyone else has, girl, I'm confused.
- Turn it off. - Wait.
- I know you've got pie in there, love that,
but if you don't eat it by the time our backup comes,
bitch, it's over, ha, ha, cut it.
(loud tremor)
- They cut the power.
- No Sh (beep)!
- We should be safe with our security system.
- Yeah, good thing you got it installed.
- I didn't get it installed, Khloe did.
- No I didn't, that was Kim's job.
- No, I got the locks changed.
- I got the locks changed.
- No, I was assigned to get the locks changed.
- So we changed the locks three times,
but didn't put in the new security system?
- I'm sure we'll be fine.
- Where did you put the pie?
- I gave it to the maid before she left,
I don't know what she did with it.
- Well, we need to find it and eat it.
- Ew, no.
- Kourtney, it's either pie or death.
- Death.
- We're gonna find this pie,
and we're gonna eat it as a family.
(suspenseful music)
- I don't see it.
- It's the kitchen, she had to put it in here.
- What if she threw it away?
- She wouldn't.
- I would, it's trash.
- I see it.
(dramatic music)
- Wow, looks like it's still hot.
- This doesn't seem right.
- What?
- Are we really gonna eat this nasty pie
because those freaks say so?
- Yes. - Yes.
- I'm being serious.
- I wish it was salad.
- We have no choice.
- This is so not watermelon,
I say we don't do it.
- We have to.
- No!
- Kim-- - No!
- Stick her finger in the pie.
- Khloe, it's super hot.
- Do it, Kourtney.
- No, let go!
- This is survival, Kim.
(sizzling) (wailing)
- We need to live.
- Kourtney!
- Ow, I probably have like a tenth degree burn.
- Khloe, look at us, we look stupid.
- You're right, we're losing it.
- What if we just fake it?
We can pretend we ate it.
- How?
- We can throw some of it away,
and like, smear it on our faces.
- That would never work.
- Impossible.
- [Freak Leader] Time's up, Kardasims.
We're coming in.
Hi, chainsaw.
- Oh my God, they're gonna get us!
- I have a plan.
- What?
- You two sacrifice yourselves, and I'll run away.
- Shut up, Kourtney.
- We have to fight.
- We should split up and take them one on one.
- Good idea, splitting up is always the smartest option.
- Okay, I just want to say,
that no matter what happens, I--
- Shut up, Kim.
- So (beep) rude.
(eerie music)
- I know you're here.
(glass crashes)
Where are you?
I have a baseball bat and I'm not afraid to use it.
(footsteps)
(explosive boom)
(slap) - Oh my God!
(metal clinks)
(suspenseful music)
- You look stupid.
- It's our right to purge.
- You should purge that outfit.
(suspenseful music)
(cracking smash) - Oh!
(knife wielding)
- Stupid.
(dramatic music)
(gunshot)
- Oh my God.
- Hey?
Funny seeing you here.
- But you knew I was in here, why is it funny?
- It's an expression.
- Like where else would I be?
- I knew you were here.
- So why is it funny?
- Okay (long sniff), it's time to purge, bitch.
- I don't think so.
(dramatic music)
- Huh!
(splat)
- Okay, my turn, the house.
(dramatic music)
- No!
(crack)
(musical whoosh)
- Ah, ah.
- [Kim] Somebody help!
- Kim!
- Wait, we can like talk about this.
- You didn't eat the pie, and now you die,
yes, purge day.
- Maybe you're right.
- [Freak Leader] Oh, so you agree?
- Yeah, no more talk because my sister is right behind you!
- Kim!
- What?
- I was sneaking up on him, you stupid bitch.
- This isn't a surprise party, Khloe.
- We love a good sister moment.
But it's fun time now.
(gun clicks)
Get ready for--
(gun fires)
Ah, eh!
(thump)
- Kourtney, oh my God.
- Hi.
- Where did you learn how to use a gun?
- What matters is, we're all safe.
- We should call and make sure everyone else is safe.
(telephone touchtones)
(telephone rings)
- [Kris] Hello?
- Mom, oh my God, are you okay?
- [Kris] I'm great, sweetie.
- It's so good to hear your voice.
- [Kris] Oh, we miss you girls, too.
I was thinking that--
- Mom, don't put words in our mouth.
- We didn't say we missed you, don't assume.
- That's so rude.
- [Kris] But you said that--
- Happy purge, Mom, bye.
- Can you believe her?
- That call was the worst thing that happened to us tonight.
(swoosh)
- [Kourtney] We got some merch.
Go buy our merch.
Listen if you want to.
(swoosh)
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