Hi, my name is ColdBeer and let’s start with
Nightingale
This is a shared-world survival crafting game set in a Victorian gaslamp universe.
So it's fair to say that it is some kind of gaspunk genre where you can adventure alone,
or unite with other players, combine your strengths and skills, and face the challenges
together.
And if your gas canister goes empty, no problem - just eat some marinated herring, drink some
milk on the top and collect the result.
Anyway, here you are stranded beyond your world, cut off by the sudden collapse of the
arcane portal network.
This catastrophic event has left you - and countless others - fighting to survive in
a labyrinth of mysterious and perilous realms consisting of creepy forests, harrowing swamps
and shimmering deserts, as you restore the portals leading deeper into these magical
and dangerous lands.
Just be careful with that gaslamp of yours.
Don’t be near other players when producing the fuel.
Stalker 2
Developers say that it will be one of the biggest open world games to date, in other
words - massive.
Although, as you probably already know - not as massive as your mama.
It will have a branching story and multiple endings where your actions will influence
both short term consequences and global outcomes.
In-game you will encounter various anomalies, artifacts and creepy mutants - many of them
are never seen before and some will be well known to fans of the series.
Like those invisible pieces of shit everyone hates.
Game’s release date was delayed to December 8th instead of April.
That sucks for everyone who pre-purchased the game, but hey that’s on you, because
in general nobody wants another Cyberpunk flop.
Ghostwire Tokyo
City is overrun by deadly supernatural forces after 99% of the population just vanished.
Here you will use a powerful arsenal of spectral abilities to fight the paranormal threat and
unravel the mystery behind the mass disappearance.
It may sound a bit like a horror game but the main emphasis is set not on the horror,
but on the fast paced gameplay where you have powerful abilities and can fight various ghosts
like a true ghostbuster.
Or more like a ghost eliminator!
[laughs in evil]
Although the game is creepy.
I give it that, but that's all, it won't haunt you at night.
It won't live under your bed like that pale skinned boy with black empty eyes and beautiful
smile.
Or is he living in your wardrobe and is silently watching you now through the gap?
Do not look behind you now.
Don’t do it.
Achilles: Legends Untold
I remember when long time ago I watched Troy with Brad Pitt in the movie theater as he
played Achilles, and in one moment, when watching, I was like “Am I gay?”.
But the movie ended and that feeling was gone forever, I was back to my usual boobs loving-self.
So Brad Pitt was too damn impressive in that movie and so is this game about Achilles.
At least it looks like a really impressive title from all the gameplay we can see.
It’s like modern day Titan Quest, just with more Dark-Soulish gameplay.
Don’t worry, developers never went full-retard, they say that it’s not that hard and can
be handled by anyone.
That’s what he said.
Yeah...
well, they clearly underestimate my noobness, but we will see about that.
Scorn
When I was a kid I remember watching a movie where people were shrunk and injected into
the bloodstream of a human.
Can’t remember the name, but they were traveling across different organs and had a lot of adventures.
So, what has this movie to do with Scorn, you may ask.
And I would say that if you were shrunk and instead of a human you were injected into
a Xenomorph - that is exactly what you would see.
Creepy corridors, creepy creatures and creepy you.
Everything about this game is creepy and that is amazing, reminds me of my ex-mother in
law.
God Of War
Here you will slay the whole pantheon of pre-Viking Norse gods and creatures, because you rock
and they suck.
The PC version will have some nice upgrades compared to the PlayStation version.
Here you will enjoy true 4K resolution with unlocked frame rates, higher resolution shadows,
improved screen space reflections, ultrawide screen support and so on.
The difference will be best understood by people who wear eye correction glasses - the
difference between those two game versions is like the difference between your old glasses
and brand new ones.
The world just becomes more beautiful and you never knew that you even needed that.
Evil West
This is some sweet hack and slash action you just cannot miss.
Game actually looks fantastic.
Here you will play as a cowboy vampire hunter and you know, hunt some evil along your way
to salvation.
Probably not, I just said that because it sounds cool.
Here you can battle alone or with a friend as you go through the land engulfed by myths
and legends retold within the wild west universe.
You can evolve perks, upgrade your tools and weapons to make even more carnage, explore
and fight through a story-driven campaign to make America free of vampires again.
Dying Light 2
I have played the first part a long time ago, but when I look at the footage of Dying Light
2 I see way more influence from Metro Exodus and Fallout games than from the original Dying
Light itself.
Well, of course the parkour part is here and it looks awesome.
So here you will participate in the life of a city engulfed in a new dark era.
Discover different paths and hidden passages, as you explore its multiple levels and locations.
All that while fighting zombies, monsters and men.
The famous day and night cycle is here and you don't want to wander outside when the
night engulfs the city - hordes of infected are just waiting for you to show up and become
their prey.
Forspoken
One of the most anticipated games on this list.
And definitely the most expensive one.
80 Euros for a normal version of the game is a lot.
Publishers want to make this a new normal for every triple A game, but those pioneers
of this more expensive pricing will suffer the most, because people will be like “I
will wait for a sale”.
For example I certainly will.
For 80 Euros I can live a week in Lithuania.
Game looks great, but I have time.
Steam sale of 2024 - here I come.
Forspoken is an open world parkour RPG where you can customize your spells and kill native
fauna with them as you uncover secrets of the corrupted land.
Everything is nice, except the fact that you can’t create your own character and have
to play as a fixed protagonist.
Some people don’t like that.
For example I don’t mind, but to be fair I rarely play my games as a woman if I can
choose, because I like to merge with my character, become one with him, you know, and it’s
hard to do that if I want to bang myself instead.
Sons of The Forest
First Forest game was a hit and it still is.
It was made with a one hundred and twenty five thousand dollars budget and managed to
sell more than 5 million copies.
So the second part of the game is more than anticipated, it looks gorgeous - this chopping
of the tree is absolutely the best I have ever seen.
And you know what?
I can’t be sure, but it seems that we can have a mutant waifu here.
You find her freezing by your cabin and then in the summer you go on a picnic together.
She looks like a... handy woman, she can surely... stand for herself.
The number of her hands and legs may be not the only thing she has more than a usual woman
has.
And yeah, I’m talking about boobies.
Also this trailer is probably just a version of a game if you play as a man, if you play
as a woman, you will probably get a dude with more than one... you know... you know what
I mean.
Elden Ring
Game is themed around dark fantasy, and has the ability for players to create their own
custom characters instead of playing as a fixed protagonist.
So, you can create a character that you want to immersively merge in with or a character
that you want to bang.
Developers also considered Elden Ring to be a more "natural evolution" to the Souls series,
as the game will be much larger in scale compared to them, featuring an open world with new
gameplay mechanics such as horseback riding and combat.
I don’t like Dark Souls, because I a suck as a gamer, but as I’ve said before I preordered
the Edlen Ring already, and will try to perform an exorcism session on my noobness with it.
Just as my now dead grandmother usually yelled at me “išvarysiu aš iš tavęs velnių,
tu rupūže neraliuota”.
I will not translate that.
A Plague Tale: Requiem
First game, named Innocence, was beautiful and the sequel looks even more impressive.
All those landscapes and locations are made in such a realistic manner and the overall
graphics are gorgeous as well.
So this time you will embark on a journey into a brutal, breathtaking world twisted
by supernatural forces.
Yeah, that brittle semi-realism of the first game goes down the drain.
And I'm not mad, I like fiction way more than reality.
So after escaping their devastated homeland, Amicia and Hugo travel far south, to new regions
and vibrant cities.
There, they attempt to start a new life.
But then something happens and then something happens after that and then something more
happens.
Yeah, that is my way of censoring things, because the game's description on Steam just
spoils half of the story without blinking.
Do not read anything about the game if you want to play it.
Elex 2
Game will be bigger and better than the first one, but the actual size of the world will
remain the same.
Also the enemies will have better AI so the game will be more difficult to beat than the
first part.
That is ok, I like when the game is difficult, but I hope that this difficulty isn’t meant
to test the limits of my reflexes.
I like when my enemies are smart, not when they are fast.
Anyway, Elex 2 looks interesting.
It doesn’t look great, but it looks decent enough for us to wait for it.
Starfield
If you crossbreed Star Wars with Skyrim, then add some Mass Effect in it you will get Starfield.
I’m not kidding, this is the most accurate description I could think of so far.
And I love Skyrim, Star Wars and Mass Effect - so I kinda hope that Bethesda will deliver
a good quality game.
I hope they learned from the Cyberpunk 2077 failure.
I hope every company who makes triple A games learned from Cyberpunk.
But I’ll be honest - I believe in Bethesda.
I like every single-player game made by them, and even if they were a bit buggy, I had so
much fun playing them.
Starfield is set 300 years in the future and it’s explorable land will be 12 times bigger
than Skyrim.
I won’t believe that until I explore it all.
TOTAL WAR: Warhammer 3
Far beyond the world and its petty wars there exists a dimension of pure, malevolent magic:
The Realm of Chaos.
It is a terrible place, incomprehensible by the mortal mind.
It whispers promises of power, but to behold it is to be seduced by it.
To relinquish your soul to it.
To become it.
Well, all that seems to me like the description of a very expensive vodka, but that's probably
because I was writing those delicious descriptions for 10 years while working in advertising.
They’re all fake.
Almost every description you read on some food or drink is completely made up - most
of them are created by copywriters like me way before the actual product is even created.
Yeah, think about that - they need to have a package ready first, only then goes the
production of product.
So here you will have to send your armies into the Realm of Chaos and watch how the
conflict between the worlds engulf everything.
Will you defeat your demons, or command them?
That is the question.
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