- [Annoying Orange] Hey yo, it's A to the O,
back again with another gaming video
and I'm just gonna monkey around
on Grand Theft Auto Five.
The monkey on the bus goes drive--
Oh no, monkeys still haven't perfected the art of driving.
Okay, who wants to play a game of monkey punch?
You do?
Okay!
Monkey punch!
How about you?
Monkey punch, super secret monkey punch!
Sir, can I interest you in a monkey punch?
Whoa, you fell weird.
Usually you don't float upwards
after you get punched, but you know,
that's what happens when you get a monkey punch.
Where you going, buddy?
I'll race you to the banana stand.
What do you mean, you're out of bananas?
You can never be out of bananas!
Give me bananas!
(gun firing)
Okay, I might have overreacted,
but you know, I'm a monkey and I want bananas.
The bananas just gave me the slip.
Get it, it's a joke.
Where are the bananas?
Excuse me, do you guys have any bananas in there?
Excuse me!
Do you have any bananas I can have?
Everyone loves fireworks, even monkeys.
Right, right buddy?
Hey buddy, alright, who wants firewo--
Oh, where you going?
Stupid smart car.
More like fart car if you know what I mean, get it?
♫ He's bazooka monkey, he's so funny,
♫ he just wants a little snack, kaboom.
Whoa, oh, uh-oh, that is not gonna,
uh-oh, that's gonna mean the cops are gonna be.
I didn't do it.
I found the car like this, it was like this when I got here.
I'm definitely not exploding everything.
♫ Bazooka monkey, stealin' a cop car,
♫ gotta go really, really, really, really far.
I love you, bazooka monkey.
You just gotta learn how to drive.
I just want a banana, everyone leave me alone!
Look at that guy, he's flying!
♫ I believe I can fly!
♫ Bazooka monkey made me touch the sky!
♫ I think about it every night!
(screaming)
Do a barrel roll, or should I call it a monkey roll?
Alright, bazooka monkey, this is just plain awesome.
Yeah, you're a pilot.
Oh no, no bouncing off the ground.
What are you doing?
This is not the way you fly a plane.
Monkey, pull up, pull up!
No, not in the ocean.
Oh no!
Bazooka monkey, you're the worst pilot ever.
I'm not paying for this.
It was like this when I found it.
It was!
Well if you're gonna shoot me every time
I do bad things, then I'm gonna have to
stop doing bad things I guess, huh?
Oh man, that thing really dished it out.
Get it, satellite dish?
Aww monkey, oh he's okay.
Bazooka monkey sticks the landing!
Bow before bazooka monkey!
(laughing)
Bazooka monkey making his getaway!
No one can stop him!
Oh no, uh oh!
Now monkey can't have children, bummer.
Well, if that's all you're all gonna be,
I'm just gonna have to take this jet.
You've turned me from bazooka monkey
into jet monkey and I will not be stopped.
I will find the bananas.
Don't you guys realize this is
the greatest achievement of all time?
I'm a flying monkey, for crying out loud!
Don't shoot at me!
I am scientists' greatest invention.
Yes, we have lift off!
Oh no, jet monkey, pull up!
Pull up, oh no!
Nope, there goes two billion dollars.
I'm not paying for this.
I found it like this.
It was at the bottom of the ocean when I got in.
I'm serious, guys.
I'm not paying for this!
Bazooka monkey will have his revenge!
(laughing and gunfire)
Come on guys, don't blow your top.
I am drunk with power!
Okay, I might have overreacted.
I might not, I probably shouldn't have
blown everyone up, but you know what?
I get frustrated so I'm gonna take a little trip.
A vacation.
Bazooka monkey's gonna clear his banana brain
and he's gonna come back feelin' refreshed
and we're gonna--
Oh no, pull up bazooka monkey!
Oh no!
Bazooka monkey, why does everything
you fly end up at the bottom of the ocean?
Water you thinkin'?
No but seriously, I found it like this.
It was like this when I found it.
I will find the bananas.
I will find a whole bunch!
Come on, bazooka monkey on a motorcycle.
♫ Bazooka monkey on a motorcycle,
♫ you really can't stop me.
Oh no, no!
Oh, he sticks the landing.
He's fine.
I've had it up to here with you gu--
Whoa, don't run--
Uh oh, that's not what I meant to do.
That's not what I meant to do.
Oh no, quick, I gotta spawn a plane.
That's not a plane, no!
I can't find the planes, oh no!
Oh no!
Quickly, where's the planes?
(laughter)
This is not wor--
Oh, there we go, perfect.
It's not a plane but it'll do.
Well, you know what they say.
Bad things seem to happen in cycles.
Get it, motorcycles?
Falling from the sky and landing on roofs?
Happens all the time.
Well, while I continue to search
each and every one of these cars for bananas,
I'm gonna tell you guys, thank you so much for watching.
I really appreciate you guys
monkeying around with me today.
It was a lot of fun!
Make sure to tell me what kind of stuff
you want me to do in Grand Theft Auto next time, okay?
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Alright guys, until next time.
Later, hot potaters!
Kablooey!
Stop shooting at me.
Why you guys shooting at me?
Are you chicken?
Bacock!
(laughter)
Jokes do nothing for me right now.
I'm so angry.
I don't wanna jump over geometric shapes anymore.
(techno music)
Why?