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- Oh! (laughing)
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- Life is one big double dog dare
for Steve-O, Johnny Knoxville, Bam, Wee Man,
and the rest of the crew you know and love at Jackass.
Today, we're going to be breaking down,
and reacting to some of the most brutal injuries
and stunts from the MTV classic.
But before we get into it,
if you're new to my channel, welcome.
My name is Dr. Jordan Wagner.
I'm an ER doctor.
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Alright, let's dive right in.
And hold up.
Please, seriously don't be an idiot,
and try any of these stunts at home.
I don't want you to end up in my ER,
or any other ER, for that matter.
- That Peruvian sun just won't quit.
- Steve-O, oh my gosh.
- If only I could wear a jellyfish sombrero,
but where am I gonna find one around here?
- Oh man.
Whoa. (Steve-O yelling)
That's disgusting.
Now, that was a ton of jellyfish.
So, they have these long tentacles
that if you get touched by them, it freaking hurts.
Sting like hell, they cause swelling,
and don't pee on your friends.
- Shit. Oh, god.
- What the heck.
(Steve-O yelling)
So, typically to get them out of you
because they leave these little things in there, is vinegar.
It helps neutralize it.
If you guys are around jellyfish,
please don't pick them up.
Stay away from them.
They're not things to play with.
- So, we have a (beep) load of bees we're gonna put
through the sunroof. - Oh.
And we rigged the locks so they can't get out.
- And when they do get out,
we got a couple of marbles for them.
- I'm assuming they know that their buddies
don't have allergies to bee stings.
It can cause anaphylaxis.
Treatment for allergy to bee stings
ends up being epinephrin, an EpiPen.
If you do use an EpiPen,
go to the hospital and get monitored.
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.
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- We're locked in!
- Oh my gosh.
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No way, I hope they're not allergic to bees.
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(Dr. Wagner laughing)
- Nice, even the limo driver's out.
You can potentially die from getting so many bee stings.
It overwhelms your system so much.
So be really, really careful.
And it's even messed up that they opened the door
and they put marbles out,
so then now they're slipping on the floor.
Can cause potentially fractures, contusions, abrasions.
What nice friends they have.
- This is the Poo Cocktail Supreme.
- Oh my gosh.
What is this?
This is in a port-a-potty.
Oh, at least he had his nose clipped.
- No.
(Dr. Wagner laughing)
- Order up.
- You gotta be so careful you don't have any like
open wounds or it gets in your eyes.
Usually the urine is sterile,
but your poop is filled with bacteria.
You can really bad infection, Cellulitis,
that sort of thing.
This is disgusting.
(men yelling)
So Shigella, Norovirus, Hepatitis,
tons of different virus, bacteria, harbor in poop.
It's disgusting.
Don't do this.
Don't ever try this at your house.
- Aaron's walking in, and we're gonna have him
bring in the whole tray full of soup.
- Okay. But then the soup, if the soup's hot,
it can get like first or second degree burn,
or maybe even third degree burn.
- What up man?
- What's up dude
- He's got his soup.
- (mumbles), brother.
(loud bang)
- Oh! (laughs)
Oh my gosh.
Okay, one just got traumatic injury,
it's blunt trauma.
He should be okay.
We get so many people that come to the hospital,
where they spill super hot coffee on themselves.
And literally their skin's like sloughing off
on the areas where they've actually gotten burned.
Because if it's so bad, you have to get a skin graft.
You take the skin graph from typically your thigh
or your own buttocks and then have to put it
on the area where you've burned.
Oh, no.
(gasps)
Paintball!
This has going to hurt.
- Ready.
Aim.
Fire.
(paintball gun shoots)
- Oh, right into the solar plexus.
Right, you know, mid chest.
And then the bruise that there, it welts up.
Sometimes you can actually even break the skin.
I wonder which one hurt the most?
The thighs.
Oh yeah.
Oh the thighs.
Look at that.
All the tissue around his groin,
you see all those welts there. Oh my God.
You get these bad bruises.
You're actually having breaking of blood vessels
underneath the skin.
That's what's happening.
Take like a week or two to go away.
And they change color.
They go from these dark blue purple to like green, yellow.
And that just has to do with
the breakdown of the blood cells themselves.
Oh yes.
Give me some sushi.
Ah, he's mixing wasabi with soy sauce.
(gasps)
Wasabi in itself when you eat it right,
if anybody has had it before,
with their sushi or anything else,
it's just like weird heat burning sensation
that you already feel in your sinuses.
Don't do it, bro.
Oh, it's gonna burn!
(men cheering)
Don't snort things!
Look at this.
Don't snort things in your nose.
The tissue there is very sensitive.
You can cause a lot of injuries and bleeding.
(man throwing up)
Oh, he's doing it the other side.
(snorting sound)
Oh and he's vomiting. Awesome.
It's probably not going away anytime fast,
which then his bodies then reacting,
but then vomiting, cause it's so bad.
Do you guys know why they give you the ginger?
It's not just to clean your palette.
(skateboard scraping)
Oh, nice skills.
- Johnny Knoxville, and I'm going to grind this rail.
- At least he's wearing a helmet,
wearing a helmet when you're not good at something,
is excellent.
When you're really good at something,
you probably still should wear a helmet,
and you always have a risk of hitting your head.
And I don't want you to crack your skull open,
and visit me at the hospital.
- Ready, set, go.
Oh my gosh, balance kid.
Oh!
Landing on your side of your head,
he's got a helmet on,
but you got to really be worried about
the middle meningeal artery,
which is actually an artery on the side here,
which if you pop it open by accident,
due to like a skull fracture or traumatic head injury,
it can cause an epidural hematoma,
which then causes a,
almost like a lens tape bleeding in the head
and then potentially can cause a lucid interval,
and then cause herniation of your brain,
and you could potentially die.
(men laughing)
Oh!
(men laughing)
Oh my gosh.
His friends are so messed up.
- Yeah.
You got to be really careful.
He could fracture the head of his humerus.
If he rolled his ankle,
you could snap it pretty easily, versus a sprain.
We don't see him getting up,
but it looks like it hurts pretty bad.
- This is Treadmill (beep) Show.
- Treadmill (beep) Show, okay.
Any fall greater than three times your height
is super dangerous.
So maybe on average, maybe like about 15 feet.
Oh, actually it looked like kind of a lot of fun, actually.
We also see a lot of people who fall
and try to land on their two feet,
which then can cause calcaneal fractures,
which then could also cause vertebral fractures,
due to the energy going up.
And then obviously you can twist an ankle, roll an ankle.
Please, if you do fall from heights,
to try to like fall and roll.
So you take some of the energy off.
So you're not getting so compressed.
(skateboard rolling)
Oh, I don't think you can do that.
(bowling pins falling)
(Dr. Wagner laughing)
Nice. People are like, what the hell?
Oh my gosh.
Doing it again.
Nice.
Oh!
(bowling balls rolling)
Strike!
Oh my gosh. Okay.
So at least they're wearing a helmet,
but those pins are like solid wood.
That's not cool, his friends are messed up
by throwing bowling balls after him,
it looks like one hits the guy right in the butt,
potentially into his berries.
And now you could have like bruising of your testicles.
You gotta be really, really careful.
You know, you gotta worry about cervical injury, whiplash.
If your head's not straight, it can twist sideways.
So those are the biggest things I would worry about,
besides having like a little bit of traumatic brain injury,
concussion, those sorts of things.
I love Jackass.
I've seen Jackass before,
seen some of these clips before in the past.
They're hilarious.
These guys must go to the emergency department
after every filming, every episode that they do.
I bet they also have medics on scene.
They probably have doctors on scene, as well,
in these situations.
I do not recommend trying any of these things at home.
Don't put them on YouTube or your TikTok channel,
nothing like that.
But if you guys liked this video,
check out this video,
and as always,
thank you so much for watching and stay healthy my friends.
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