ANNIE, BEN & MANGO
You never know where they're gonna go
WELCOME TO TERRITORIO DE ZAGUATES!!!
HANG ON!!!
FETCH!!!
This is Costa Rica’s Territorio de Zaguates,
that’s Spanish for LAND OF THE STRAYS!
It’s like the biggest dog-adoption place in the world!
Here he comes!
VLAD!!!
It's so good to see you three
Ready to adopt a dog, Vlad?
I sure am!
The best dogs are rescue dogs!
These dogs need homes like I did when Annie got me
Hey, you want a dog?
You talk to Paco. That’s me.
I’ve helped thousands of people find the perfect dog for them!
Hey, you talk like me. I'm ben
I’m Ben --
That’s my Annie,
Hallo Paco
Mango’s the monkey,
and that’s our pal, Vlad.
Pleased to meet you.
So, what kind of dog are you looking for? We’ve got all kinds.
We’ve got your schnoodle -- that’s a cross between a schnauzer and a poodle.
There’s beegwahwah.
A BEEGWAHWAH!?
A beagle and a chihuahua.
Whoa, it’s a bullottie.
That’s a bulldog and scottie mix.
So what do you say? Can I put you together with with one of these exotic friends?
It’s hard to decide.
You need to spend some time with them, Vlad.
Annie’s right.
Take ‘em around the park! Pet ‘em! Let ‘em lick your face!
HEEL! STOP! HEEL!
I DON’T THINK THEY’VE BEEN TO OBEDIENCE SCHOOL!
OH, NO! IT’S A SQUIRREL!!!
HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS!!!
Wow! That was wild!
Great start! I feel a lot of puppy love here.
So, what do you say? Cock-a-poo? Schnauzhound?
They’d all love a home of their own. Who wouldn’t?
Could Vlad meet them one-by-one?
Sure, that works. C’mon, people, dog and monkey, LET’S DO THIS!!!
Be with you in a minute.
Our first candidate is Rolf.
Rolf, I’m going to ask you some questions and I want you to answer honestly
That’s dog for “okay.”
Rolf, you’ve been home alone aaaaalll day.
Waiting for your caregiver to come home.
The doorbell rings!
Uh... ding-dong?
HE’S HOME! WHAT DO YOU DO!?
HEEL! STOP! HEEL!
Guess Rolf decided Vlad needed walkies.
I think I see Vlad...
Good news. Rolf found a family that owns a big farm.
That’s great! By the way, I couldn’t help but notice you can change into a bat.
Vlad’s a vampire. All vampires can do that.
Okay, better cross bird dogs off our list.
Bird dogs will chase anything that flies.
Let's write something in a sub-compact
This is Bobby.
I’ve been training him to be my assistant.
Bobby’s a Papi-hua-hua.
That’s half papillon and half chihuahua.
Bobby, same question. The doorbell rings.
Bat-boy’s home! Whadayado!?
Come to Vlad-y, little...
HE RAN UP MY PANTS!!! YAAAAAA!!!
Toe nails! Get him out!
Here, Bobby! Come on, Bobby! Come out of Vlad’s pants!
This isn’t gonna work
Unless Vlad would like to switch to wearing shorts.
A 10?
Yeah, you're right. That was funny
We'll let you know
Meanwhile answer my emails
Picking a dog is hard work.
But soooo worth it --
these guys need homes!
Paco’s right. Dogs are great friends
And good for you! We can make you feel better. Calm you down.
Hear that? It’s a win-win!
Don’t you want to be a winner-winner?
Okay, you're right, and I know which dog I want
Fantastic, so who’s the lucky mutt?
YOU!
Me!? Nobody wants me! I’m pushy! I never stop talking!
You're also really nice. You only think about the other stray dogs
I’m not leaving without you!
Hey, the customer is always right!
Take me home, buddy. Uh... where IS home?
Where is home?
Transylvania, I live in a castle
WOW! A CASTLE!
Jaaaackpot!
You’re gonna have fun. Vlad gives the BEST parties.
Here. This is my best “fetch” stick
-- I want you to have it, so you always remember me.
I don't think we'll ever forget you Paco
Yo! Bobby!
I got a home, so you’re in charge from now on. Can you handle it?
Yeah, you can do it. But stay out of the pant legs, okay?
Let’s go home, Paco!!!
Good-bye, Vlad! Good-bye, Paco!
Isn't that wonderful?
Vlad has Paco and Paco has a home.
But who COULDN’T find a great dog here.
There’s every kind of dog in the world.
Hey, Annie, speaking of dogs --
what do you get when What you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
What Ben?
Cockerpoodledoo!
Oh Ben! Bad Joke!