this episode of death battle is made
possible by the amazon original series
the boys only on prime video
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hello and thank you for joining us in
this special program brought to you in
part by vaught industries the same
vaught family where the seven call home
and we're joined by one of those famous
superheroes black noir
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okay you know these guys have an amazon
original series
the boys only on prime video these
heroes are formidable but today we will
learn just how powerful they truly are
in a simulated battle royale he's wizard
and boomstick
and it's our job to analyze their
weapons armor and skills to find out who
would win
a death battle
a train queen maeve the deep translucent
starlight black noir homelander
earth's most mighty champions of the
innocent they are
the seven it's their job to end crime in
america and watch over the world
led by this country's righteous savior
homelander
now we already know he's far more
powerful than the others so his
participation in today's simulated
battle will be a bit different
he can survive every known weapon on the
planet
and most nukes these days reach 1.5
megatons of tnt
he can fly faster than an f-16 fighting
falcon
and throw a baseball into orbit but he
doesn't really need to do much when his
laser vision can slice up a whole room
of villains in seconds
some might say that's lazy but i call it
efficient
also he always makes time for selfies
with the fans that's a real american
hero
who's the real hero
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but our friends at vaught control over
200 other superheroes so you can bet
your dick the rest of the seven are the
cream of the crumb
and you obviously can't put a team like
this together without some massive
corporate conglomerate making all the
decisions
i know right i'm kind of jealous they're
raking it in with movies and have you
seen the action figures
there's more than one way they're making
a killing if you know what i mean
but i'm sure the real reward is all
those people you save
right black noir
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there's no better example of heroics
than queen maeve a longtime veteran of
the team
she's super strong and an expert fighter
she can power through a ton of pain
like when all the bones in her arms
shattered while saving a school bus full
of kids
she's bulletproof armored van proof and
ego proof
with the biggest heart on the team
she'll never leave an innocent person
behind
of course black noir here is the true
martial arts expert of the team
don't pass by his upcoming film
insurrection
and don't pass by a train because you
can't
you literally can't pass him he's way
faster than you
with a top recorded speed of 371 meters
per second well over the speed of sound
a train is fast enough to
instantly kill a person just by running
into them theoretically of course
too bad he's had a hard time with drug
abuse that compound v
stuff might boost his speed but i don't
know if a heart attack is worth it jesus
you're gonna clean that up and then
there's the deep
he can talk to fish breathe underwater
and that's
it he may have sexually assaulted the
new hire when she arrived
but like a true hero he apologized
publicly instead of to her
absolutely meant what he said naturally
changed his ways overnight
and was shipped off to ohio and hasn't
been seen
since man he sucks yeah he does
last but not least is starlight the
youngest member of the team
and maybe the girl you know next door ah
she's
so relatable starlight is quite
literally a new light amongst the
hard-end experienced veterans of the 7th
by absorbing electricity from nearby
sources she can emit beams of
light-emitting plasma
look too closely and you might be
blinded by her brilliance
she's skilled in taekwondo and like most
of the soups
except the douche over there she's super
tough like when she took
two straight shots to the chest from a
cereboo bfg50 rifle
and got right back up and you can pick
yourself up too with wish skincare by
starlight
wait what did i just read unfortunately
this rookie's early days with a seven
weren't the kindest as she found herself
among a bad crowd
the same people who murdered her shining
teammate
translucent billy butcher
mother's milk chemical
hugh campbell and this guy who's not yet
been identified
but we're pretty sure he's french
imagine
men on the run wanted across the world
their faces memorized by every officer
in every precinct
but most importantly hunted by the seven
themselves
these criminals aren't men they're boys
and girl and a girl they're they're
inclusive they aren't special they're
nobodies like huey
he's a normal everyday salesman at some
dinky electronic store who just took a
collateral incident a bit too personally
so what if a soup splattered your
girlfriend all across the pavement
but lawyers let us know he's not legally
responsible now
just to prove there's no bias on our
part mother's milk is a family man
frenchie is a victim of abuse looking
after others and kimiko is a refugee
hiding from terrorists
and yet these slums decided to assault
our country's finest
i mean the superheroes all thanks to
their leader the diabolical billy
butcher
he's a violent lunatic and he's not even
a real american
what's with the accent what's with yours
that must be why he
hates homelanders so much i mean it's
not like homelander is the bad guy
he's a perfect boy scout who grew up
playing catch with his father like a
normal totally sane person
he couldn't actually be the villain here
unless everyone is lying
but that's ridiculous please don't kill
me
the boys have made it their mission to
figure out the best way to kill
every soup in town got a starlight
problem
emp nearby electronics is a train coming
at you
stick him with some epinephrine got an
invisible man stalking you who also has
indestructible skin
damn some c4 up his butt
translucent's powers were fascinating
while on clothes his outer skin could
turn
invisible and unbreakable until the ass
bomb
but now that they have an open seat i
hear vods got eyes on a new addition to
the seven
makes sense they can't exactly go around
calling themselves the six right
that's that's actually a musical i don't
think they can trademark that and now
that the seven
are joining our heroes in camo i'm sure
they'll take care of butcher and the
boys sooner than later
to see how they handle such a rogue
first hand we will be including billy
butcher in today's battle royale
for however long he survives so let's
get to the fight simulation already
all right the combatants are set and
we've run the data through all
possibilities
and corporate guidelines it's time for a
dead battle
and here they are entering the arena the
seven
and other these apartment blocks were
sanctioned for the event
of course the residents have been
removed from their homes and fairly i
mean
fairly compensated
and there's homelander floating above
like a
guardian angel app description
homelander will act as referee
just in case anyone goes too far even
with this being a simulation
we wouldn't want anything severe to
happen fight
all right super cuts who's first isn't
it obvious [ __ ]
you there's no way us the seven
the heroes are gonna let you walk away
ah i think i swallowed a girl
please not even a threat i've got this
i'll screw this rubbish
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sorry about that that's fancy another
oh my god oh i thought this place was
evacuated
oh no we should probably call this off
oh
well hey you know what they say show
must go on
big mistake
oh [ __ ] [ __ ] kept me
you're dead
disgusting also you disgusting
huh [ __ ] you
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come on
[ __ ] diabolical wow what an
upset in a surprising turn of events the
winner
is
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all right keep calm everyone
everything's fine
after all i am the only hero america
needs
what can he do that black noir wait
where do argo
what's going on and where's that
cheering coming from
well thinking about it even in a
simulation queen maeve or butcher
winning does make
sense you can learn more about it in our
analysis video but i guess it doesn't
really matter when you have a pompous
narcissistic
[ __ ] like farmlander the winner is
homelander
he's great just great i have more limbs
than you now
don't worry buddy i'll lend you a hand
if you want to shine like the sun
hey nice flex
how about a second round
i love a good sequel
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wondering how and why each character won
or lost we have another video that dives
into the scientific analysis
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