(upbeat pop music)
- Can you believe this guy? - That makes total sense.
- He plays- (stammers)
- [TeacherPhilip] He does what? What does he do?
- [Nick] At least I can talk, Preston,
(Preston laughs) And not your (babbling).
I don't know how much more gratuitous I could've been.
- (whispering) Philip.
- [Nick] Gratuitous... is that a word?
TeacherPhilip, is that a word? - Seriously? Yes, Nick!
- (whispering) Philip. Philip, turn around.
- Philip turn around! - [TeacherPhilip] What?
- Look at your name. Press tab.
- [TeacherPhilip] Why am I following you?
You're supposed to be tagging me.
- I've already tagged you.
- [Nick] Oh, no. You already got tagged.
- [Nick] You've been a seeker for a while, TeacherPhilip.
- [TeacherPhilip] Seriously, why are you...
- How does this guy even teach at this school?
(upbeat dubstep music)
- Ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to
some more hide-and-seek on the channel.
And today we have a prime example of a teacher.
You know, he's been kind of berating me
lately with homework and stuff.
- [TeacherPhilip] Oh lately?
- Yeah. - Listen, buddy...
I don't know where Nick is,
but this isn't fun.
- Yeah, well you know what?
It's really not fun to continuously do homework
after I've been at school for all day!
- [TeacherPhilip] You don't even go here!
What are you talking about?
- Well, I mean, I..I..
- [TeacherPhilip] You have lava for a face.
- (shushing) I go here sometimes.
- [TeacherPhilip] (screams) You serious? Come on!
- Alright, that's it. That's it teach.
- [Philip] (screams) Are you serious? Come on.
- Yeah, thank you, teacher!
See, no more homework, guys.
And welcome to hide-and-seek.
Who will win: the teacher or the student?
- [Nick] Oh, hey, guys. Sorry I'm late.
- Oh, Nick, Not Nick's here. Okay, Nick's here.
No, no, no. We gotta start the video
soon before he gets here. Oh, no, no, start the video.
- [TeacherPhilip] Hey, Preston!
- Editor! Start the video!
- [TeacherPhilip] That's your friend, Preston.
- So much hostility. Nick is not my friend.
Nick never was my friend. (laughing)
- [Nick] I'm kind of your friend.
- Like what is going on here? (laughs)
How are you kind of my friend?
You're barely an acquaintance.
- [Nick] Well here's the thing, it's kind of one sided,
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah this is what he does, Preston.
- [Nick] but that being said,
I'm still pretty close to friendship status.
I feel like I'm just under the bar.
- [TeacherPhilip] I feel like he would know, just saying.
- Yeah, Nick. I think I would know who's in
my core friend group. Do you not get the core message here?
- [Nick] Alright, well, look TeacherPhilip,
If I'm not in his friend group,
then you're definitely not in his friend group
so I don't know why you're so excited about this.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah, I know. I never said
"Oh, hey. I'm Preston's friend. Ha Ha."
- Why are you being so rude to Teach, man? He'll expel you.
- [TeacherPhilip] That's what he does.
- I can't believe this. I can't believe this.
- [Nick] Well, I'm kind of a little bit upset
because he gave me an "F" in hide-and-seek school.
- What? - And that's the worst
because I'm the best at hide-and-seek. So I should get an A.
- Maybe you're just really bad, Nick. You know what I mean?
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah, no that's not a maybe there, buddy.
That's the real deal.
- Maybe you're just really bad.
- [Nick] Yeah, I'm terrible.
I probably...I will probably never find a single person.
That's the sad truth.
- Yeah, Nick. I think you're really bad.
- [Nick] Yeah, me too. I think I'm garbage.
(alert sounds)
- (shouts gibberish) Don't do this. Ahh! (laughs)
- Yeah, see? See, he turned on you didn't he?
I couldn't get out, Teach!
- I couldn't get out and he put the block!
- [TeacherPhilip] Nobody can get out when he's involved.
- He blocked it! He blocked it! I freaking hate this guy.
- [Nick] I'm just so bad
I didn't even know what I was doing, Preston.
- You barely saw me, if I was just-
- [TeacherPhilip] Now he's going to get cocky.
See? This is what he does!
- [Nick] It was an accident! I didn't even mean to tag you.
I didn't know where you were.
- [TeacherPhilip] There's no such thing as accidents
in hide-and-seek, buddy. Not with you.
- Yeah Nick.
- [Nick] That's 'cause I'm so smart.
- No, you're an enemy of the state of the union.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yikes.
TeacherPhilip and I are going to find a way
to get you expelled one of these days.
- [TeacherPhilip] Expelled or deported?
Geez Preston, come on.
- Both of them. Exported. That's what we're gonna do.
- [TeacherPhilip] Ex-? Whoa whoa whoa!
- (laughs) He's gonna get both of them, son.
Where are you at? So we can talk about
these plans to export Nick.
- [TeacherPhilip] No, no, no.
I know this game way too well, Preston.
- I'm not gonna fall for it. - Are you in there?
- You're not in the classroom.
You're not in room three, are you?
- [TeacherPhilip] I'm in my classroom right now.
- Which room is that? Do you know which room that is, Nick?
- [Nick] This is why I should have came to school one day.
- Yeah. Yeah, maybe. - Yeah, no, I don't.
- Yeah, Nick, you've been a bad boy man.
Don't be such a bad boy.
- I just- - If you were here more
you'd know things like where my class is.
- Or maybe one plus one.
- [Nick] I have better things to do
than go to school every single day.
- [TeacherPhilip] Oh yeah, no, no, totally. Totally.
That makes total sense. - Can you believe this guy?
He plays (splutters)
- [TeacherPhilip] He does what?
- [Nick] At least I can talk, Preston.
- [TeacherPhilip] What does he do?
- [Nick] And not (imitates baby talk)
- Look man, all I'm doing is playing Roblox
and drinking Mountain Dews, alright.
- [TeacherPhilip] That's too -
- [Nick] Um, it's actually milk.
- Okay.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah well milk shouldn't be green.
Throwing that out there.
- TeacherPhilip, look this is not science class.
You can't teach us how to make a green -
- [TeacherPhilip] I don't have to have science class
to explain that milk shouldn't be green, Preston.
- I think you do. I'm really confused.
Nick, are you not confused?
- [Nick] Well I'm always confused.
It's not really a good standard to go by me.
- No idea. TeacherPhilip, - Yeah.
- What kind of green stuff you been eating lately, man?
That you think milk should be green?
- [TeacherPhilip] No I don't think milk should be green.
- You just said you think milk should be green.
- [Nick] I heard him.
- I heard him.
- [Nick] Preston you're right.
- [TeacherPhilip] You know what? -
- [Nick] He said "milk should be green."
- I agree. - Great.
- What are you gonna do, expel us? Are you gonna expel us?
- [TeacherPhilip] I can't expel anybody.
- Why don't you come expel us?
So we can say hi, and you can write our papers.
- [Nick] He's not the principal.
He's not allowed to do anything except
give me F's which for some reason never actually affect me.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah.
- Nick, that's okay
'cause we'll give Teach an L how 'bout that.
- [TeacherPhilip] Catch you outside.
- [Nick] Clever little guy, aren't you Preston?
- [TeacherPhilip] Catch you outside. Okay.
- Won't you catch me outside, I'll-
- [Nick] Hey Preston,
you wanna play some basketball in the gym?
- Aw dude, let's go play some basketball in the gym, man.
- (laughs) - I'm so ready.
- [Nick] I'm not 100% sure,
but I think TeacherPhilip just walked right past me.
- [TeacherPhilip] No I did. No, no, I definitely did.
- I think TeacherPhilip might be trying
to run from something.
I think he might be trying to run
from all his failures and problems lately as a teacher.
- [TeacherPhilip] That's every day, Preston.
- Yeah, oh geez. Wow, wow, wow.
- [TeacherPhilip] It's every day, buddy.
- That's rough. You know, Teach.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah no, if running away
from your problems was an Olympic event, I'd have the gold.
- (sighs) I don't know if that's
something to be proud about.
- [TeacherPhilip] The Michael Phelps of denial.
- I don't know if that's something to be proud about.
- Hi, TeacherPhilip! - What? No! No No!
- (laughs) Nick! C'mon, dude. Take that, TeacherPhilip!
- [TeacherPhilip] Wow.
- Why don't you go back to Antarctica where you belong?
No, no, no, no, no! I told you to go to Africa,
not make me the seeker, TeacherPhilip!
- [Nick] Actually, you said Antarctica,
and I made you the seeker - Yeah you did.
- because I don't like seeking.
- Well TeacherPhilip, maybe if you taught me better
I wouldn't mix up Africa and Antarctica!
- I don't teach - - That is true,
- [Nick] That's a pretty big mix up too, TeacherPhilip.
That says a lot about your teaching abilities.
- Dadgummit, man.
- [TeacherPhilip] It doesn't because I don't teach history.
I don't teach history or geography.
- But you're a teacher. You're a teacher.
- [TeacherPhilip] I don't teach anything.
- I can see you guys!
- [Nick] Hi!
- What do you think you're doing there, mister Nick?
- [Nick] Um, I think you're not going
to be able to tag me from there.
- I am going to touch your butt, man. I will tell you -
- [Nick] I don't think so!
- [TeacherPhilip] That's a problem.
- Yeah don't report HR on us, Philip.
Alright? Don't do it, man.
- [TeacherPhilip] I don't work here. Why would I...okay.
- (laughs) Let's not talk (hiccups) about these things.
- [TeacherPhilip] You have hiccups? Are you okay, buddy?
- Ah yeah I think I ate my (hiccups) salad too fast.
Ate a salad real fast, ugh, and it's biting back.
- [TeacherPhilip] Nick, you need to help your friends,
buddy. This isn't just about hide and seek.
- This is why I can't be vegan. (hiccups)
- [TeacherPhilip] He sounds like he's suffering.
- Ugh, where's the meat?
- [Nick] I think he's fine, it might help, actually.
- [TeacherPhilip] That's not what sounds
like "fine" to me, buddy.
- [Nick] Well, I never took health class
- Okay. - so I'm not really 100% sure.
- [TeacherPhilip] Seriously? Seriously you can't tell?
- I gotta get some beef, guys. I gotta get some beef.
- [TeacherPhilip] He needs meat, STAT!
- I got it, I got it. - Do a floor steak.
- I got meat stat. Oh there we go, okay.
- [Nick] Ooooh. Floor steak!
- Ah, hello Nick. Oh this is the perfect trap.
Don't look up, man. Don't look up.
- [Nick] Oh that's okay, just keep throwing the-
- Are you sure about this Nick? I will count to ten.
- [Nick] No throw more, I see there's more in your hand.
- Five, twenty, seven, nine,
- [Nick] Are you counting down the amount of meat you have?
- And you're still there! And you're still there!
- [Nick] Keep throwing the meat! Where you going? Come back?
- Look, I don't want to give you my meat anymore.
You don't take it with gratitude.
So I refuse to give it to you anymore.
- [TeacherPhilip] That's Nick's M.O..
- No gratitude. - I don't know how much more
gratuitous I could have been.
- (whispering) Philip.
- Gratuitous. Is that a word? - Philip, turn around.
- [Nick] TeacherPhilip, is that a word?
- Philip, turn around! - Seriously? Yes!
- (whispering) Philip! Philip, turn around!
- [TeacherPhilip] What?
- Look at your name. Press tab.
- [TeacherPhilip] Why am I following you?
You're supposed to be tagging me.
- I've already tagged you!
- [Nick] Oh no you've already got tagged.
You've been a seeker for a while, TeacherPhilip.
- [TeacherPhilip] Seriously? Why did this-
- How does this guy even teach at this school?
- [TeacherPhilip] This has nothing to do with teaching, pal.
- Yes it does! It's a basic core concept of hearingology.
- [TeacherPhilip] If I can be honest though, Preston,
for a moment, I probably should be better at this.
'Cause he makes me do this.
- Oh my gosh Teacher you're so fat. Please.
- [Nick] Every single day.
- [TeacherPhilip] Fat?
- Yes you are fat. Now just come on.
- [TeacherPhilip] I'm not fat!
- Oh my gosh why are you so insecure about how fat you are?
- [TeacherPhilip] This is a story-
- Oh my gosh! I can't deal with you anymore.
- [TeacherPhilip] Why do you have the fact that I'm fat?
- Yep.
- [Nick] Hey TeacherPhilip,
I think there's floor steak in the auditorium.
- [TeacherPhilip] Apparently I don't need it
'cause I'm fat, Nick.
- Yeah you are fat, Teach.
- [TeacherPhilip] According to your friend.
- That's it, you're fat. - Oh, oh, ow!
- That's it, I can't deal with you anymore.
- Oh, come on! - I'm killing the teacher.
- Oh what? - Oh God! Sorry!
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah, no, enjoy that, buddy.
Prepare to be haunted.
- [Nick] Did you ever think about the fact that
if you kill the only person on your team, you're gonna lose?
- Okay, Nick, I would never lose to the likes of you.
You are a grade A bully.
- [Nick] Oh? Oh? You'll never lose to me?
- Yeah I'll never lose to you.
- [Nick] Okay, that's okay, no I'm fully fine.
- You think, you wanna go?
Do you wanna do the one-man tango?
- [TeacherPhilip] Whoa.
- [Nick] If that means you lose, then, yeah I think.
- Alright, sure, TeacherPhilip let's go ham. Let's show him-
- [TeacherPhilip] Wait, wait, do you have ham?
- I mean, closest thing, man you don't really get closer-
- [TeacherPhilip] Yes!
- Teach did you forget already?
Gosh dang it, man. I'm Jewish.
Alright, here we go. Let's go. Let's go.
- [Nick] You shouldn't have given him ham.
He really likes ham.
- Exactly! That's what I'm saying!
I want you to use that ham for justice.
- [Nick] Oh? Oh? What's this? Is this a god spot?
- Oh no.
- [Nick] I think it is!
- Oh my gosh.
- [Nick] This is such a good spot,
- [TeacherPhilip] Wait, what does that mean?
- [Nick] I honestly could guarantee you won't find me.
- (sighs) Okay.
- [Nick] What do you want if you find me?
I'll give you this highlighter I have on my desk.
That's probably worth at least two dollars.
- What am I gonna do with a highlighter?
- [TeacherPhilip] It's not. Nick, it's not even close.
- [Nick] You highlight things.
- Yeah but there's nothing-
- [Nick] What kind of a guy is this?
He doesn't know what a highlighter does?
- Okay, don't try to turn on me now.
- [TeacherPhilip] What kind of guy thinks a highlighter's
worth two bucks?
- Yeah, I agree TeacherPhilip.
Teach this guy some Home Ec. Alright?
- [Nick] Three at the most, TeacherPhilip.
It's not that special.
- [TeacherPhilip] Three? You're going up.
You're going up higher.
- Where is he going? Where is he- (hiccups)
- [Nick] Did you just say hiccup?
- Sometimes I (hiccups) sometimes I say it as I hiccup.
Okay?
- [Nick] (imitates hiccuping)
- Look, now they're making fun of my issues and-
Teacher! Teacher!
I need psychological help! Send me to the psych ward.
- [TeacherPhilip] I can't help you.
- Send me to the psych ward.
- [TeacherPhilip] I'm too fat. I'm too fat to help you.
- Alright, that's it. I'm about to make you fatter.
- [Nick] This might be physiologically impossible.
- Oh my gosh I'm triggered. It's a double standard, okay.
- It definitely is. - I can call you fat,
you just can't say anything bad
about me.
- [TeacherPhilip] It's a quadruple standard, honestly.
- Because it's quadruple like the burgers
you've been eating.
Know what I'm saying? (cheering sound effect)
(laughing)
- I got him good, didn't I, Nick?
- [TeacherPhilip] That was good, you're funny there,
Preston.
- [Nick] That was a good one, Preston. It almost
distracted me from the fact that you're going to lose.
- Aah! No I'm not! I'm gonna find you.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah you're not going to find him
in ten seconds, pal.
- Dadgummit, Nick.
- [TeacherPhilip] I've been doing this with him a lot.
- (door opening) There he is, Nick!
- [Nick] No, no.
- Oh my god he got away.
- [TeacherPhilip] (laughs)
- [Nick] Ah, this has been fun. We should do this again
except next time I win. Oh wait, I won this time too.
- Yep, okay Nick, we get it.
- [TeacherPhilip] Wow.
- We get it. But at least I am not getting an L
in elementary school. Yeah, Nick's getting an L.
- [TeacherPhilip] What does that even...why is he
getting an L?
- Because he... that is how-
Hold on, I'll explain why he's getting an L.
- [TeacherPhilip] No, I don't trust you.
- [Nick] He's gonna smite us! Run!
- No I'm not! I'm not smiting!
- [TeacherPhilip] Get ready to run! Run!
- Hey! I'm not smiting anybody. Don't you move a single -
- [TeacherPhilip] I'm gonna trust you.
- [Nick] That's a mistake, TeacherPhilip.
- [TeacherPhilip] The mistake is having you-
- [Nick] Oh, he's holding a little book!
- There. Take this. Take this. Take this.
There you go. There you go.
Do you see it?
- [Nick] Ooh, "You Win"
- Now I got him, TeacherPhilip! I got him! Yeah!
- You insulting my family- - Oh come on!
- (laughing) Got em! Oh nice job, Nick. Nice job.
We got that guy trapped. He'll never expect a thing.
- [Nick] I'm still gonna win though, you're not gonna hide
with me either.
- What are you talking about, dude? All these racist slurs.
Can you please remove him from the classroom, Teach?
- [TeacherPhilip] I'd love to, he doesn't show up.
Can't remove him-
- He's so rass-ist all the time.
- [Nick] I was gonna say, to remove me you would have had
to included me.
- [TeacherPhilip] Rass-ist?
- Yeah he's very rassist. Very frequently.
- [TeacherPhilip] Rassist. Where do you go to school,
Preston?
- Here! At Dumb High!
- [TeacherPhilip] It's not-
- [Nick] Wait, this is called Dumb High?
- Yes.
- [TeacherPhilip] It's French.
- (laughs) It's French, man.
- [Nick] (in French accent) Dumb High.
- I mean I do kind of see a board over here and
on the mathematic board it says two plus three equals fish
so I'm not going to say we go to Smart High.
- [Nick] That, you know-
- [TeacherPhilip] It's not called sma- (sighs) okay,
you know dude you're right, you're right-
- [Nick] Mister TeacherPhilip sir,
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah?
- [Nick] How do you remove a tree branch from your spleen?
- [TeacherPhilip] What?
- What? Nick what has happened to you?
- [TeacherPhilip] That's a good question.
- [Nick] I might have messed up a little bit.
- A little bit? Or a lotta bit?
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah a lot.
- Let's kind of get into it.
- [Nick] That depends, is a tree branch into one's spleen
considered a lot, or a little?
- [TeacherPhilip] Big problem. I'd go with big.
- Yeah, I would say that's pretty up there,
you know what I mean?
There's global warming, there's death, and then there's
tree branch that's in your spleen.
You know, actively poking you.
- [Nick] Okay then, in that case it might be a pretty big
problem that I have.
- Okay, okay well I think-
- [TeacherPhilip] Hiding isn't probably what you should be
doing right now.
- Yeah you should probably go up to TeacherPhilip.
He probably wants to help you. He knows first aid.
- [TeacherPhilip] Oh I do.
- You know he's probably- I think he's-
- [Nick] Oh no, I will bleed out before I give myself up.
- Oh my gosh
- [TeacherPhilip] Oh wow,
- This ain't the Walking Dead, Nick.
- [TeacherPhilip] You know what? I'm testing that theory.
- Oh no. He's gonna die.
- [Nick] This is hide and seek, TeacherPhilip.
You know how serious
I take this. - [TeacherPhilip] Too serious.
- You're gonna lose a student and you're gonna get impeached
- Yeah, yeah. - What?
- [Nick] The impeach process is pretty, yeah.
- Yeah you wanna get impeached?
- That's how it works here in America.
- [TeacherPhilip] Does it? Why don't you explain to me?
How I'm gonna get impeached.
- Well first of all, - It's pretty simple.
- There's two people that vote against your one,
democracy, and you're gone. There ya go.
And then the Big Bird comes in from the Sesame Street.
- [TeacherPhilip] But I have to be-
- [Nick] Wait, is this? No.
- Yes.
- [Nick] Oh my god.
- Yes.
- [Nick] No.
- We're in Africa.
- [Nick] This is another god spot, Preston.
- I can see you! - Another one!
TeacherPhilip look at his name tag!
He's unshifting. He's in the corner.
- [TeacherPhilip] It's another god spot.
- I will give you the coordinates. He is southwest.
He's southwest.
- [Nick] Those are not coordinates.
- He's outside the school.
- [Nick] Preston those are not the coordinates.
- He's southwest! I seen him Teach, you're going the wrong
fricking way, you're so stupid!
- [Nick] I don't believe you.
- [TeacherPhilip] So you're worried about, okay-
- If you don't go and tag mister Nick, you're fired.
(Donald Trump voice) You're fired. Go find him.
- [TeacherPhilip] You can't fire me, there buddy.
- (Trump voice) I could fire you. My dad's a principal.
- [Nick] Only Harrington can fire him, and he already
fires him a lot.
- My dad is the principal of the school and he will do
whatever I ask.
- [TeacherPhilip] Your dad is definitely not Harrington.
- Yeah he is. I got a birth certificate.
You want me to show it to you?
- [TeacherPhilip] No he has three kids, two of which
don't even talk to him,
- Yeah well I was recently adopted last week.
- [TeacherPhilip] And the other kid, Oh, okay.
- Yeah. Exactly.
- [TeacherPhilip] That's good, that's good.
- No, not for you it's not, buddy!
- [TeacherPhilip] I was adopted.
- Yeah?
- [TeacherPhilip] And I think you're making fun of
adopted kids so guess what?
- Okay, okay,
- [TeacherPhilip] I will find you.
- He's going there. Now he's triggered!
Oh TeacherPhilip gets triggered.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah I'm triggered!
- I called him fat,
- [Nick] Hey TeacherPhilip, look, I can see you
through this window!
- Oh no. - Can you?
- TeacherPhilip hasn't tagged either of us yet.
Philip is bad. This is why I killed you earlier.
- [TeacherPhilip] I didn't wanna play!
- How did you come back?
- [TeacherPhilip] If you remember correctly, I got hijacked.
- How did you live? I killed you twice.
- [Nick] Um, it's this magical thing called
real life versus Minecraft,
and when you die in Minecraft you don't die in real life.
It's this really cool concept.
- How did you survive, TeacherPhilip?
(shouting) No! Why would you check there?
- [TeacherPhilip] (laughs) Why would I check there?
- You are so fat. Yep.
- [TeacherPhilip] Your friends aren't nice, Nick.
- [Nick] We already established this,
We're not supposed to be nice.
- [Nick] I'm only at the best half of a friend to Preston.
(dramatic music) (loud breathing)
Preston, no. Don't do this.
Don't do this Preston, you don't need to do this.
- [TeacherPhilip] Do it Preston.
- Nick.
- [Nick] You don't need to do this, Preston.
- Don't move, Nick. Teach, come help me out I need backup.
Requiring assistance.
- [TeacherPhilip] Where are you?
- Oh my gosh Teacher you're so fat. I'm going in!
- [Nick] (loud mic sound)
- Got him!
That's what you get.
- [Nick] See, you know why he was able to get that,
TeacherPhilip?
- [TeacherPhilip] Tell me, Nick.
- [Nick] Because he's very in shape.
- (laughs)
- [TeacherPhilip] Okay. Wow.
- I knew we were gonna go there. Amazing, Nick. Amazing.
- [TeacherPhilip] Unbelievable.
- It's not really that unbelievable,
I mean when was the last time you went to P.E.
with Teacher Lewis?
- [TeacherPhilip] Never?
- Yeah exactly.
- [Nick] He doesn't exist.
- [TeacherPhilip] You can tell? You can tell?
- Yeah I can really tell! I mean look at your arms!
They're so blocky!
- [Nick] Wait! TeacherPhilip! TeacherPhilip, look.
I found a book and it's for you!
- Aw, Nick that's so nice of you.
- [Nick] I know.
- Oh, is it my L-Book? Is it my L-Book?
- [TeacherPhilip] Aw that's cute. That's cute.
- Wait, you gotta keep reading it, Teach. Keep reading it.
- [TeacherPhilip] (screams)
- (laughs) Yes! No more school, Nick! Ever!
- [Nick] But I like school. Alls I do is come here
and play hide-and-seek.
- Nick you just said you never go to school.
Make up your mind.
- [Nick] Well I never go to class.
I go to school all the time.
- That's it, that's it you're gone too.
I don't wanna deal with you.
- [Nick] Wait, what?
- I'm out of here. Later, guys.
- [TeacherPhilip] Yeah, yeah, see? He turned on you.
- I'm going to college!
(grunt sound effect)
(sigh sound effect)