hello everybody and welcome back to
youtube.com I am your host er Gooden and
I want to start off with a very exciting
announcement it's official now I'm
officially the first and only youtuber
so that's really cool but also like
could someone else upload something
anything I mean don't get me wrong I'm
happy and honored to be the only
youtuber but come on
anybody can upload on this website I
don't know why no one does it's a lot of
pressure
today's video is called why did you
think you could do this now I got the
idea for this video a few days ago when
I was scrolling through Instagram
there's obviously a lot of ads on
Instagram the most common ads I seem to
get on Instagram are for iPhone gain
just like the stupidest looking games
and they always say things like oh don't
even think about downloading this game
you'll be so addicted you won't be able
to sleep or get any work done and it's
like this weird reverse psychology thing
they're using that I guess they're
expecting people to see that and be like
oh I don't like to get work done or
sleep they think that I shouldn't
download this game but now I'm intrigued
and I will download this game but anyway
I saw one of these ads a few days ago
and I was for a game called scale which
I didn't click on at the time but I
remember thinking that game looks
exactly like Jays ball I don't know if
you guys are familiar with the game
called Jays ball I'm actually not even
sure if it really existed it's just one
of those weird memories I have from
childhood that if you told me that never
happened I'd just be like okay I guess I
dreamt it one day but anyway back when I
was like eight and the only thing you
could do on computers was play solitaire
or pinball or like do math on the
calculator because back then when you
had nothing else to do you know maybe
just type in some numbers see what see
what numbers you can come up with there
was not a lot to do in computers back
then and I remember this game we had all
Jays ball and the idea of the game was
you had these balls bouncing around a
square and you had to try to like cut
off part of the square that it was
bouncing in and it was a lot of fun for
some reason but I saw this game scale
and I was like oh that reminds me of
Jays ball I'm not gonna download it
because that's a ripoff I'm not gonna
support that but then like a day went by
and I was like you know what I think I
don't want to download that game so I
searched scale on the App Store and I
realized there were all these like
digital scale
all apps that you could download and
they all had like one or two stars
because obviously the iPhone isn't
designed to tell you how much something
weighs and you can't just download an
app that's going to change the hardware
within the phone like if the iPhone had
the ability to weigh things you'd think
they would like advertise that there
would be a built-in scale app it
wouldn't be something that they're just
like oh yeah if you just download some
third-party app then you can weigh
things like no [ __ ] it's not gonna work
the funniest thing about this to me is
the reviews is the people who are just
so angry and it's the kind of thing that
you see and it makes you ask a question
but not just any question specifically
the question why did you think this
video I keep forgetting I keep changing
the question basically I went through
the app store and I found all of the
apps like this that I could find and I
wanted to share with you guys some of my
favorite reviews and some of my favorite
apps cuz I tried to use a couple of them
now because contrary to the number of
subscribers I have I'm not actually a
good youtuber and I use my cell phone to
record these I can't record myself and
use it at the same time so i screen
recorded all of this earlier on my phone
and now I'm gonna be showing you some of
the highlights so in case you're
wondering why I'm looking at my computer
to see what's on my phone it's just a
video I've already seen all these things
I just full disclosure there before you
like how's he saying his phone on the
computer as you can see first result is
the game scale but then you've got all
these actual weight scales
you've got DBP weight scale drop scale
happy scale kitchen scale kitchen scale
intrigues me because it's $0.99 but I
don't think this one is actually
claiming to be a working scale it's
obviously got a misleading title but all
it is is like a conversion app so as
expected a lot of the reviews are like
it doesn't work review for this scale
app this app is very useless
it doesn't weigh out things I needed
weighed it out like drugs alright not
hiding anything over here jail of this
one's ratings are even worse 1.7 now
something you'll notice about all of
these apps is the the first review is
usually just positive worked perfectly I
don't see why these other people are
having so much
with this app it always works in a pinch
and I even took an actual kg weight to
see how accurate was down to the 0.1
great app Thanks I think the way to tell
when a review is done by like the
creator of the app is when their
reviewer name is just like a basic name
like Joe and then a bunch of numbers on
that's also like the only positive
review horrible doesn't work one bit
terrible
it don't work where the crap doesn't
work crap doesn't work that does not
work ripoff it's crap stuped yeah this
guy gots to
so obviously the scale app doesn't work
despite the fact that like dozens of
people thought it would um but it
doesn't stop at scales I tried to think
what else might people think that an app
could do and this one is even better to
me the idea that an iPhone app can tell
your body temperature now these ones at
least the ones I found aren't claiming
to be real they actually say in the
title that they're a prank and there's
quite a few of those specifically this
one I want to talk about fingerprint
body temperature scanner this one has a
solid 1.6 rating doesn't even work when
I put my finger on the scanner every
time it's pick a random temperature and
one time it's at 133 degrees and that
means I would probably be in the
hospital I think you can get rid of the
probably in that sentence a piece of
crap go to the dollar and buy a
thermometer okay I'll try that
hello hi I would just like one
thermometer please would you please shut
the [ __ ] up oh yeah this is where I was
scrolling through and I got distracted
by a thermal vision camera which also
obviously does not work horrible never
buy this not a really thermal camera go
buy a real wine at duck sporting there's
no ads for that and it's a hundred
percent real yeah I'd be pretty pissed
if I bought a thermal vision camera from
duck sporting goods and it had ads built
into it what a weird thing for a product
to have Plus this person for being so
self-aware which is more stupid a
non-functioning app or me for buying it
props to you me too much stupidity at
its height
why even people think about making such
useless apps informative entertaining
and motivational what does this motivate
you to do go to the doctor terrible this
app gave me a 108 temperature so I got
my real thermometer and it gave me a
ninety five point five that's not even
close wait you had a real thermometer
and why did you download this app this
review is so dumb I feel like it's a
parody this app is a lie it told me I
have a hundred and twenty-six degree
fever and then I checked a regular
thermometer who are these people
that they're just like on there like
they're on the App Store searching for a
thermometer when they have one in the
other route why this fake thermometer
doesn't work let me pull out my real
thermometer no I'm not saying this app
is funny I'm not trying to defend what
is obviously very stupid app but it's
like the one guy said I don't know
what's stupider this app or me for
buying it I was pretty intrigued by the
developers of this app apparently
they've got a lot of other apps you got
fingerprint heartbeat prank but what
really stuck out to me was pregnancy
test machine prank it looks like they
kind of just like copied and pasted the
interface from the other app and then
change the background-color terrible app
this app doesn't even work the first
time I used it it said I was pregnant
with twins then a girl than a boy I love
that the app gets that specific it's not
just yes you are pregnant or no you're
not it can also tell the cool
of babies that are inside you and their
gender which is something that you can't
even do with with the real pregnancy
test the only way this would be funnier
which I guess it's really not that funny
but I'm a little disappointed that the
app does the finger scan and it doesn't
try to get people to pee on it
because that now that's a prank now from
here Apple decided that I may also like
the love calc the free love calculator
which is perfect because this also fits
the theme of the video this app claims
that if you put in two names all they
need to know is the names two people's
names not even the last name just first
names in this example you have Tim and
Jane and then it uses all of the
information you've given it which is
nothing and then calculates how
compatible you guys are and there are
real people who exist who walk around
the earth among us living lives just as
we do who downloaded this thinking that
it would really tell them how compatible
they are with someone now this one is
just a disaster of a review by someone
named Lizzie 101 it's a very long
sentence absolutely no punctuation I put
my name and someone else's and then
change the name to other names and then
lastly changed it back to my name and
the other and the percentage I got first
changed the second time I put my name
and the other same name and don't
believe this and mostly all this
calculators are a lie and this is one of
them that's why I give this a 1-star
prompts to you detective Lizzie I think
you got to the bottom of this one oh
this one's kind of sad it's fun and all
but I put in my parents and it said only
28% this poor kid thinks his parents
aren't very compatible I hope he doesn't
bring it up to them and just suppresses
that forever and then eventually his
parents will get divorced it'll be like
ha I should have told them he'll this is
gonna this app is gonna change his
entire life it's kind of funny that
little worried about this reviewer they
said nice cheese go Moo a pig named
Leonard love moo moo cheese and eat me
and everyone loved onei God people's
standards are low for everything this
person says I've got to admit this app
is pretty great and I love how detailed
the percentages are like you'll get 62%
instead of just 60% why oh there's so
much detail
this out I can't tell if this one's a
joke or not I hope it is because it's
kind of sad depressed I put the name of
a girl I have loved and crushed for four
years in my name and said 37% I am so
sad I loved her and I get bullied
everyday and I don't even get the girl I
love I am heartbroken and having
thoughts of suicide and I have been so
heartbroken I could be famous one day
for my knowledge
longer story quick sidenote I could be
famous one day for my knowledge a long
story I don't have time to get into that
and now I'm a kid depressed bullied and
heartbroken I will always be sad I love
you Sara
I love you Sara see Andrew M loves you
Sara see sadly I may die from my sadness
I am so sad I am stopping my thinking
long story
again and dying if you know war I mean
yikes this was eight years ago I hope
he's doing better now and I hope that he
and Sara ended up together I don't know
poor kid here's another app that does is
that claim to do the same thing love
test calculator do not get this app I
don't even want to rate at one star um
and yet they did they rated at one star
okay and then finally the last app we're
gonna look at is a little bit different
than these others this one is called
hologram dog 3d simulator no based on
the pictures they use obviously the
prerequisite here being that you're an
idiot it would be easy to look at this
and think oh look it actually projects a
hologram off of your screen obviously it
doesn't do that oh look they just
updated it recently
I wonder what's new fix bug perfect now
I was curious what this actually was so
I decided to download it so I would have
a little bit of knowledge before reading
some of these reviews and lo and behold
it doesn't actually project a hologram
of a dog just as different pictures of a
dog you got like four to choose from but
the fun hasn't begun yet
like it's it's fun enough to pick your
dog right I went ahead and picked this
guy and then you're you're greeted with
this screen what do you do next
there's nothing on the screen except for
a button and then you touch the button
and a dot that dog
and then you touch the button again he
goes away so that's pretty fun app I got
to say pretty fun good time having it is
free app to do and then look at all the
fun ad so I'm good fun stuff on this app
let's see what people had to say about
it the top review here and one of the
only positive reviews his name is get
the app today but the review the title
of the review is just a bunch of letters
and it's 5 stars and then what they did
was they just hit the suggest button you
know when you're typing on your iPhone
and you just hit the middle button and
suggest words that's what they did and
then that's the top review I have a
great way of the day before I get a
follow back on my way home from work to
be the first half of the day before I
get a follow back on my way home from
work to be the first half of the year
and I don't think that I have a great
way of life and the other hand is the
only thing that would make it a lot of
the year than I don't not very fun it's
not very fun because the only thing you
can do is press a button and a dog shows
up I have to agree with this reviewer
who said great arcade virtual fun there
is a good thing that cool on this the
button is easy to use yeah I got to
agree with him on that the button is
pretty easy to use you just you just you
just touch it works great fools my mom
she thinks it's a real doll I give the
game a 4 and then he gave it 3 stars for
some reason this person said not worth
buy even though it's free no hate for
the game just add a little bit more
Holograms
alright guys I think that's gonna do it
for today's video I just wanted to share
some of the weirdness that I found on
the App Store and I hope you guys liked
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none of that [ __ ] that you
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that this is the good stuff this is the
real stuff
speaking of merch though real quick I do
want to give a shout-out to my dear
friend Rachel aka BB tamagotchi she is a
very talented artist and graphic
designer and she's currently selling
merch including this cute little banana
shirt which I love she's not paying me
for this I just wanted to shout her out
because I think she's very talented and
underappreciated so I'm gonna put a link
to her shop in the description and if
you want to buy something then do so
check that out if you want again I'm not
being paid okay if I was being paid I'd
let you know and I tell you exactly how
much I was being paid in this case zero
dollars and that's okay with me because
Rachel's my friend right anyway guys I'm
doing the thing again where I just talk
and talk and talk at the end of the
video for no reason so I'm gonna stop
doing that thank you guys so much for
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