NOW, WHILE WE'RE BEING STONEWALLED FROM LEARNING
ANYTHING ABOUT OUR CURRENT PRESIDENT OR ANY OF THE STUFF
HE'S DONE, WE ARE GETTING A LOT OF NEW DOOETS ABOUT HIS
POTENTIAL SUCCESSOR.
I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT IN TONIGHT'S "DOIN' IT
"DONKEY STYLE."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
ZERO NAME RECOGNITION AND HAS HELD STEADY.
( LAUGHTER )
CANDIDATE ANDREW YANG, SEEN HERE WEARING A HAT LABELED WITH
THE THING THAT WILL COST HIM THE ELECTION.
( LAUGHTER )
POSITIONS.
FOR EXAMPLE, HE IS OPPOSED TO CIRCUMCISION, HE IS FOR
LEGALIZING MARIJUANA, HE SUPPORTS VERIGHTALIZES SHUTTERED
MALLS, AND WANT TO INSTATE A UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME
OF $1,000 A MONTH, WHICH IS WHY HIS CAMPAIGN SLOGAN IS "ANDREW
YANG 2020: GET HIGH, GO TO THE MALL, KEEP YOUR FORESKIN, I'LL
GIVE YOU MONEY."
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
HE MIGHT WIN.
STILL WITH ME?
ON FRIDAY, YANG GAVE A SPEECH IN SEATTLE AND TALKED ABOUT ANOTHER
UNUSUAL IDEA: HIS VOW TO BECOME THE FIRST PRESIDENT TO USE
POWERPOINT IN THE STATE OF THE UNION.
WELL, IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD STOOD
IN FRONT OF CONGRESS AND SAID, "MY FELLOW AMERICANS, DOES
ANYONE HAVE AN H.D.M.I. CABLE.
I'VE GOT IT HERE... AND I GOT THE-- AND I'M DOING THE... DO
YOU GUYS JUST WANT TO CROWD AROUND?"
BUT YANG'S PROMISE RESONATED WITH THE CROWD AND PROMPTED THIS
RESPONSE: >> POWERPOINT!
POWERPOINT!
>> Stephen: FINALLY, FINALLY, A CAMPAIGN CHANT THAT MAKES ME
EVEN MORE UNCOMFORTABLE THAN "LOCK HER UP."