Get out
Sorry man
Get out!
So we're going to play a game
Great, that's perfect
Let's do it
This is called "Stay In or Get Out!"
Okay
I'm going to give you a scenario you tell me if you're going to stay in it or get out
Alright I love it
A hot tub full of electric eels?
Hmmmm get out
Okay
Get out
An escape room themed around the Keira Knightley version of Anna Karenina
Stay in
An escape room?
Do you know what they are?
Do you know what an escape room is?
Hm, stay in
They lock you in a room and you need to use...
Lock me in a room?
...and you need to use keys
Yeah, get out.
(laughter)
I ain't getting locked bro
(laughter)
A dinner party hosted by perverted Muppets?
Get out.
I can't deal with people under the table holding socks
Stay in
Uh, a summer camp run by super intelligent dogs
Stay in
Oh, stay in!
And by the way Moxie, my dog is a genius so she'd be like the lead counselor
A spa where they only exfoliate your butt?
Stay in
I'm out.
I feel weird that it took me that long to decide and that you're still thinking is very
strange
I don't exfoliate my face so, I'm thinking why would I exfoliate my butt?
Corpus Christi, Texas?
Get out
I can answer this for you?
Yeah I don't...what is that?
My friend....you're going to want to steer clear
I'm going English right now bro
Stay in it, I love that place
Do you really?
Yeah, I got relatives down there
Oh nice
Yeah, what is that like a condescending "Get out?"
Are there black people there?
There's some black people, there's a lot of Hispanics there probably
Yeaaah, the fact that you said "ehhhhh" and then you said there's Hispanics that means
I ain't supposed to be there my bro
I'm presenting this to you, you have to tell me
Do you have something against Corpus Christi?
No I mean, it doesn't seem like the greatest place
I love Corpus Christi
Okay.
The Selena monument is there, obviously
A world where you can only drink Crystal Clear Pepsi?
I never tried it, did you ever try it?
No
It tastes the same but it's clear
Oh so it's 7-Up?
Get out
Oooh stay in
Really?
You're a big fan?
Hey, I love that world
No, it tastes like Pepsi but there's no color, they didn't add the color
Why?
I don't know it was the 90s
People are really bored
It's not the Pepsi, it's everything else about that world that intrigues me
Right
Like why would that be?
(laughter)
Trapped in an elevator being serenaded by a Mariachi band?
Mmmm get out
I'm going to stay in.
I love Mariachis
Alright
I really do
So mariachi band and Corpus Christi
Yes.
You'd be fine with it?
What are you too cool in Austin?
No I'm not too cool!
A ten part documentary about the Irish Potato Famine narrated by Rhianna
Stay in
Really?
Absolutely.
Are you kidding me!?
That's the most "stay in" of all.
Like I would fascinated.
I'm like...first of all historical documentaries is my jam.
And Rhianna's voice is my jelly
(laughter)
I mean...