brace yourself for impact
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he's Jonah statement show that we've
made it to America
LaRocco let's happen in here
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we've asked locals relate to what do you
do on your day off our taxi driver
literally said for the first they say
sleep or mice things okay right there
look at me being such a dummy like no
one we used to give you terrible tips
people come to Java I'm not your value
because there's this beautiful blue
architecture it's also easy ain't almost
like place where he lived but like how
you gonna get a pretty picture when
there are five million people in the
picture unless you want me in a picture
oh so hurry take a pretty picture before
someone else comes spray that one two
three the cameraman sneezes again oh you
got to get yourself a cup a nice fresh
Moroccan orange juice how much you're
paying a 40 cents Joe
can I try one of each and you can buy it
- y'all got a two-for-one I would pay to
wait for this one easier and I would pay
$2 I can't do any challenge or what is
this prize man almost your insidious
belies it's a serious price I'll take
this for two eating or just just one
give me five oh no no no that's too much
okay I'll do 350 400 I would take it for
400
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I told you not to be undeveloped at 460
well I would take over them for 500 625
96 way do we have ourselves a deal at
500 bender of course I only have 200
that's when you have you to pay them 600
damn it
okay well you know I wanted to buy gifts
for my family and if I give you 600 800
stop with the guilt I'm sick you guys I
was gonna buy you a gift but here it is
I'll give you I'll give you 600 and I
will buy anything for my family but I do
love these rings thank you my friend
how is this real I don't get it either
you know what else it'll get how I just
spent $60 on these rings I'll see em
let's see em but to my defense the
middle one alone would have cost me $60
in the States
I really like that guy whatever deal
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keep walking so we can speed it up you
would think she knows how to do YouTube
by now
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then there's a cat okay
oh it's a present okay look I just have
no more cash
yeah president goodbye you I have no
more money they with us
I have no year I have to go to an ATM
somewhere I said it was present in
Charlotte I actually think she said if
you buy it it's good luck if you don't
buy it no good luck she did not say that
I start of course he goes into the
shiniest surah Mohammed me me what she
gave everything we just found having a
whole mining outfit Aki that's the best
renunciation ever we've been invited to
sit down in a show we are you drinking
reberty we already said okay you gotta
be engaged we're here say Syed
this guy has everything loving the
lavenders my favorite I don't have
enough hands for this ha
they called me a burglar because I
bargain really well okay don't let it
get to your head
you're making me want to buy everything
then she really will I'm going to show
you not only that's the bility shukran
for me this morning
what was this again crystal may be
confused with one crystal one millimeter
a tiny tiny amount of course oil and
we're like all of a sudden I can breathe
again okay Jose ever you're getting high
okay
what is that Joe like a clearing of
every sinus infection I've ever had she
came to Markos sick and you're curing
her you know that's like the first sign
I don't need this but it is only $1 you
could put your like one earring in here
that could call me on until it comes up
Joe that's she does two dollars each
that's fine let me see they got me again
Joe's home hands oh and there's more
liquid oh my okay to supple van okay you
didn't even need hey Joe how many times
did you accept that I wear these
business that can day in a row how many
more days do I have
I've worn this I think three times not
washing it so how many more days I think
if you act like we have a freaking
washing machine
I read my spending limit
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oh my god it's okay okay thank you so
sad
second thing that man asked us what's
your religion interesting interesting
thing think about maroc was like they're
coming you're like oh yeah it's so cheap
all of a sudden you're on your second
withdrawal like this is exactly what I'm
saying like yes I bought nice what was
it what did I go so with 6:00 p.m. is
the composite I just took her jewelry
pause a jewelry pause I don't know if we
can put it here but we're gonna do this
until the Jewish Society of America your
Brazilian American everybody here knows
that I'm Brazilian somehow and missing
me and then they just said Justin Bieber
Lee my favorite activity is its shopping
for like clothes video editing and then
shopping no it's shopping and video
flash it over here yeah I'm comfortable
okay everybody things like this pillow
okay you buy it fake version in IKEA or
world market $20 $20 but let's do it's
still $20 you want to send me magazines
I'd now the magazine holder that's from
Marrakech so send me all your Arabic
magazines so I don't know what they say
like can the camera dies that we don't
turn it on again I hope one of the
vendors gave me I'm not turn it off I
want to click it but I don't I'm gonna
turn it off she's gonna say something
funny or I'm gonna say some funny and
then it's not gonna let Billy
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funky funky
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and screw who's every stuff now we're
sitting we're engaged you're gonna oh
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there's a lot of merchandise in here too
big too big my finger is really small
look she has a little gremlin thing I
have tiny little baby fingers okay
that's lemon by bite I don't want to but
nobody works here oh hi there comment
this is what we're looking for so much
of cause I don't know I'm a lonely man I
only need one but I should get you
should probably get four so when I throw
parties at your apartment or a
restaurant said ten each breath all
pieces if you want mm-hmm that's what we
make a clover price we make a global
price how much for this look I need to
know the values you know Joe these fit
Moroccan cups these don't fit those
big-ass American global price you not
going one more thing in this but I'm
gonna have to buy every day okay global
price here things I don't need anything
else we that was a moment of closure for
me they always do this global show
what's the global price my friend Joe
come on
miss please core Express Ibis 20 grams
is what it is okay see how they've
really changed quick they're all actors
you know I'm not a fan of the barter
system somebody needs to give someone
price that way nobody's wasting each
other's time I don't accept your price I
can leave I went broke in this country
and I'm as mad as that lady is well this
doll looks expensive if I go to him with
the exact object I want he's gonna amp
it up cuz he knows the best amount if
you want your like something yes I like
something 400 did a hooker if anybody
wants $40 coasters they might be real
gold like I don't know this brass prices
are actually absurd like if I wanted to
go to world market in Los Angeles and
waste all my money I would almost
probably the world and the markets here
are more expensive for us at least and
we come with the language and
gosh way effect Chaplin Vizier I am in
front of all of the future earrings
you'll see in every video integer
because 20 gems this is a good price and
I'm gonna mark here is this yours
okay okay I'm grabbing go away
nice
it's what's yours okay I don't know what
else nama Gome deep Hojo's over here
haggling well I've been told to watch
the floor for this guy while he goes and
gets an coasters past and how much the
coasters were and he said I'm gonna go
get them I said maybe I don't want to
buy them so you should tell me the
prices
he said no no I'm gonna get them you
watch the store I'm watching the store
how much are your coasters they're gonna
be $40 I took good care of your store
she gets who found didn't get through
that bit okay found my coasters
everybody three four six dollars that's
that's actually good considering they're
handmade one-of-a-kind pure gold
just kidding it'll turn black into say
it's copper and it was a pleasant
experience good like no tension in here
now you ain't got no more dude home left
it's time to watch me spend my last
hundred it's okay my friend it's okay
one ichijo not too much I don't know
would you Americans ramekins come here I
don't like paying no you know why
because then I have an obvious limit
like I have an obvious like I only have
this much cash left and that's the cash
so you like kind of confused like can I
cash or plastic I like but then you have
an unlimited row minute you said you
like paying with plastic and they like
because I have a limit I have I do
deliver a limit with cash cuz if I don't
have the cash I can't do anything about
it then I have to withdraw again so you
like pay with plastic so you draw a
little it correct see okay like you were
training dad yeah
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