♪♪♪ >>> A 26-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN WHOSE
JOB IS EXERCISES, HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN 30 WOMEN WHO DIDN'T
VOTE. THIS SEASON ON "VIRGIN HUNK."
>> HI, I'M DALTON AND I'M FROM TURD RIVER, COLORADO.
THERE ARE A FEW REASONS THAT I COULD BE A VIRGIN SO JUST PICK
ONE AND GO WITH THAT. I'M READY TO FIND LOVE WITH ONE
OF THESE RANDOS. >> I MISSED YOU.
>> OH, TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
>> I'M HANNAH C., I'M 31 SO I'M ALMOST DEAD.
MY EX-BOYFRIEND IS DIRTY JOHN. BUT HE DUMPED ME BECAUSE I'M TOO
CLINGY. >> I HAVE SUCH A CONNECTION WITH
YOU. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? >> I MISSED YOU.
>> YEAH, I HAD SO MUCH FUN ON OUR DATE TODAY.
SKYDIVING WITH POST MALONE. TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU.
>> WELL, I'M FROM REST AREA, MISSOURI.
AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL YOU VISIT MY HOMETOWN WHERE YOU'LL SEE
THAT ALL MY BUSTED BROTHERS HAVE A CRUSH ON ME.
>> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
I MISSED YOU. >> OKAY.
TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> I'M JESSICA C. AND I DON'T
KNOW WHAT TO SAY, BECAUSE I'VE NEVER BEEN MYSELF EVEN ONCE.
>> WELL, I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE MISS VIRGINIA.
>> OH, ALMOST. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? I MISSED YOU.
I LOVED OUR DATE TODAY WHERE I DRY HUMPED YOU AT MEDIEVAL
TIMES. >> YEAH, I'M SORRY MY PANTS
EXPLODED, I'M SUPER BACKED UP SO TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF?
>> WELL, I'M 20-FRUNK YEARS OLD. AND I'M A CONTENT CREATOR.
AND THAT CONTENT IS PORN. >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? I MISSED YOU.
>> SO WHAT MAKES YOU? >> WELL, I MOSTLY DO P.R.,
PUERTO RICANS. >> OH, COOL.
SO HOW'S IT GOING IN THE HOUSE? >> ACTUALLY I DO HAVE SOMETHING
TO CONFESS. I GREW UP WITH KAITLYN S. AND
SHE'S A TOXIC LYING BITCH WITH NO TEETH.
DOES THAT MAKE YOU LIKE ME MORE? >> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A
SEC? >> I MISSED YOU.
>> TELL ME SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. >> YOU CAN PROBABLY TELL BECAUSE
I'M THE ONLY BRUNETTE HERE THAT MY FAMILY FLED FROM CUBA.
BUT DON'T WORRY, I'M ANTI-IMMIGRATION.
IF I COULD HAVE CLOSED THE DOOR BEHIND ME, I WOULD HAVE.
>> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
I MISSED YOU. DO YOU REMEMBER MY NAME?
>> YOU KNOW I DON'T. AND IF I GUESS, YOU'LL THINK I'M
RACIST. >> MY NAME IS ADOCKU.
>> I'M NEVER GOING TO SAY THAT. >> OKAY, I'M KATIE NOW.
>> HEY, I LIKE THAT. >> ANYWAY, I'M BLACK AND HAVE
SHORT HAIR, SO I JUST WANT TO SAY GOODBYE.
>> OKAY. VAN'S OUT FRONT.
>> HI. IT'S ME FROM BEFORE, BUT MORE
DRUNK. >> SO WE'RE ON A DATE.
TELL ME THE SADDEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.
>> WELL, IT'S TOUGH TO SAY. EITHER MY AWKWARD PHASE OR WHEN
MY MOM COMBUSTED IN FRONT OF ME. >> THAT SOUNDS REALLY HARD.
>> YEAH, SO, MOUTH STUFF NOW OR --
>> SORRY, CAN I STEAL HIM FOR A SEC?
>> I NEED MORE TIME. [ KEYS JINGLING ]
>> I'M GOING TO GET THAT. >> HI, I BROUGHT YOU THIS PEACH
BECAUSE I LIVE IN GEORGIA. AND THIS IS A BANANA.
IF YOU PICK ME -- >> THIS IS MAKING ME FALL FOR
YOU. I'M NOT SAVING MYSELF UNTIL
MARRIAGE. I'M SAVING MYSELF UNTIL THE
PRODUCERS SAY GO. >> I HAVE A SECRET.
I'M ALSO A VIRGIN. >> WHY, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
I'LL WALK YOU OUT.