Okay, dinner's ready!
I'm here!
Mom, you smell great!
Thanks.
Okay. Who's hungry for my food?
Eh...
At least I'm trying to find aliens.
All you did was make...
tuna casserole.
That's alien bait.
They like human brains,
so I made some from noodles and wet cat food.
Blech!
Ew noodles!
Mmm. This steak is good. Can I have another one?
Yeah, but that's not steak.
Oh. What is it?
Alligator.
Uh.
Barb, where are the sna...
What are those?
Egg themed finger foods.
You know what they say,
when life gives you eggs, make eggonaid.
You didn't really make eggonaid, did you?
Maybe.
Phoebe, order a pizza.
So! How does everybody like my tuna parmesan?
- Oh, it's so good. - It's great!
I'm loving it.
Yay! I'll go get more tuna sauce.
Here's more sauce!
Thank god!
[chattering]
Come on! You've all been so kind to me lately.
I wanted to make you dinner.
Wow, Mom, Colosso's learning from your example, too.
Yeah, I didn't expect this,
but maybe our efforts inspired change.
Nope. Old leaves and grass.
We're not eating this.
Really?
What kind of lesson are you teaching your children
if you won't even try it?
[sighing]
Mmm.
That's some good grass.
I can't believe we've been raking this up
and just throwing it away.
Come on, kids, eat up.
You don't want your parents to think you're being mean to me.
Mmm.
Tastes like that time I tripped in soccer.
This is delicious. Where'd you get it?
The Hiddenville Dog Park.
Hi, Paula Macchiato.
I wanna join your club so much,
I'm gonna eat a bowl of...
hair soup.
Come, family. See the feast I prepared.
I made all of Alison's favorites.
Kale tacos, cabbage dogs, and broccoli burgers.
Oh. No wonder she's so angry.
Alright. Don't worry, guys.
This is why I installed the emergency meat button.
That's why our house smells like a deli.
Piper.
You can't put this in there.
It's creamed possum.
You can put anything in soup.
It's just got to be wet.
See? It's fine.
Soup is served.
Oh. Good. I'm starved.
Nora, please don't tell me you put hot sauce in the soup.
It's more like their soup and the hot sauce.
Don't eat the soup!
Because it's...
a smelling soup.
A smelling soup?
Yeah, you just... smell it.
Like they do in a...
- Sweeden. - France.
- France. - Sweeden.
Nonsense.
Let's have a taste.
[screaming]
Sweet mother of minestrone!
[screaming]
Oh, that's worse!
I'm back.
[mumbling]
Dad, quit it! I'm trying to call Henry!
[mumbling]
You just had your wisdom teeth taken out
and you can't eat a nacho ball!
[mumbling]
Alright, fine, take it!
Ahh.
[mumbling]
Oh.
Moms and Dads,
you will all have to finish a plate
full of chocolate covered... bu.
Oh. No one said anything about eating bugs.
The eyeballs have a nice snap to them.
Mmm.
Stink beetles, like crunchy rotten cheese.
You know we started right?
Back off, Bradford!
Okay, Hank, oh you can do this.
Oh no! Can't do it!
Done!
Winner!
Oh. That's better.
Mmm.
I think I have leg in my teeth.
Not better. Not better!
Ugh. Where's my dumb phone?
Hey, have you seen my...
Schwoz!
Ray told you not to eat the worms!
Ah.
You already bashed my pants.
Now, just let me enjoy my worms.
I give you the meaturduckbolizza!
I say we order a pizza.
Pizza's in this!
Don't listen to them.
You're beautiful.
You need some time alone?
If you don't mind.
You got it!
You've got a one way ticket to Tummy Town.
Oh heck, who am I kidding?
[laughing]
Um.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Guy, what are you doing eating my stuff?
Oh yeah, I thought you left.
What do you mean, you thought I left?
What is that? What you do...? Oh, you opened my yogurt!
Why would you open my yogurt, man?
To dip the carrot.
What is that? What is that right there? Is that powdered sugar?
Di...
Did you eat my doughnut?
Yeah.
And your pear.
What?
Oh.
- Hey, Joey. - Hey, Neil.
- Bread? - Ah, sure.
Chewing sickens me.
Mmm.
Better get us some spoons.
Okay, sorry. Where were we?
Caesar salad for the lady.
And um, are you sure you want your steak raw?
Yeah, man. Just set it down, yeah.
Thanks. I don't need this.
Okay.
Enjoy.
Oh yeah. Smell that!
[laughing]
Hey, Mrs. Wong.
Are those for me?
They sure are.
Oh. What is on this?
Those are fish heads, Fish Head.
It's the only pizza you'll get
'till you admit you cheated at my contest!
I told you I did not cheat.
Really? Well, then get ready for a fish head tsunami!
What's wrong with Charlotte?
I think she has food poisoning.
I do have food poisoning!
Uhh. I feel like I'm about to throw up.
Okay, look at this.
Henry's father gave me some food to take home.
You want some Indian Seafood Chowder?
No!
Oh, look. Look at it.
- Get away from me! - It has oysters and...
Oh no.
Barb, she painted on a sacred rock!
We are gonna be cursed!
Oh. That's just a superstition.
Here are your lunches.
We were out of peanut butter and jelly,
so I brought you peanut butter and jellyfish.
Eww.
You were saying?
Oh! Oh!
There's gotta be something in the fridge
cold enough to get our freeze breath working.
Oh! Mine's chunky!
‘Cause it's spoiled!
Grandpa Giddy scratched out the expiration date
and just wrote no rules.
Gotta be something else cold enough.
[sighing]
Only thing in the freezer are these fish pops.
What's a fish pop?
This.
Oh.
- Mine's looking at me. - It's so scaley.
[mumbling]
There.
I think it's time for Captain Man and Kid Danger
to have a little snack.
Right, boys?
Yes.
We want to eat...
worm...
dip.
[laughing]
On toast points.
Uh.
[mumbling]
Oh!
Oh no.
Next.
Oh, hey.
Besides Phoebe, no one's gonna be looking at me.
Why not?
'Cause, they'd be looking at you,
Huh?
Chocolate, Max!
[laughing]
Next.
What? No, no, no! You have to let me take it again!
That can't be my school picture!
Fine.
Smile.
Wait. What? Now?
Don't forget to say cheese.
Cheese.
Next.