- Well guys I think we did it.
I think we planned the perfect bachelor party for Shane.
We've got booze, we've got drugs,
we got all the stuff that we know Shane loves
from years of being friends with him.
Is there anything I'm forgetting?
- Well, I mean, no one's said it yet.
Someone has to say it.
So how about a strip club.
Strip club.
Strip Club.
- Oh yeah, I'd love to go to a strip club.
- Oh yeah, strip club, we have to go,
and now that you said it
I'll be a killjoy if I shoot it down.
- I mean why would you shoot it down?
- I wouldn't.
- There's nothing I love more
than being around my buds when I'm horny.
- Oh yeah, nothing like a night on the town
with a bunch of sexually frustrated guys
with distractingly persistent boners.
- Bink, bink, bink.
- Are you saying you don't wanna go?
- I wouldn't say that because then you'd think
I'm less of a man.
- Well I guess it's settled, we're going.
- Oh yeah, we're definitely going
cause people expect us to, you know,
and that's a good enough reason to go I guess.
- And make sure you have plenty of cash
because if money isn't leaving you hands every two minutes
they'll think you're scum.
- Fine by me, I love spending money in small forgettable
but collectively significant amounts.
- Then you're gonna love those ATM fees.
- I can't wait.
And hey, if I get sick of it I'm sure it'll be easy
to get a large group of people to leave at the same time.
- Why would you wanna leave?
- Do you not wanna go?
- No I wanna go.
It's a strip club and it's a bachelor party and I'm a man.
- Yeah me too.
I'm also a man and I love lookin at those women.
- I bet you do.
- Yeah I love lookin at em and wondering
how their life led them here and whether they're happy.
- Nothing makes me wonder if I'm a good person
quite like making somebody get down on all fours
and sweep their earnings off
the dirtiest floor in the world.
- That's why I spend all my time trying
to convince them that I'm not a creep.
Even though.
- You don't care.
I like to push those thoughts deep deep down
until I don't even consider the strippers
as people anymore, you know, like a monster.
- Nice way to justify your presence there.
- I don't have to justify it.
I love going to strip clubs.
- I'd go right now but I need time to get drunk.
- Oh right because they don't serve alcohol
at a California strip club.
- Oh yeah a place where it's too loud
to have a conversation and all the normal social rules
have fallen away completely.
That sounds like a place where I wanna be sober.
- You'll be glad you are when you're trying
to figure out how much a lap dance costs
while it's happening.
- Talk about a perfect combination, sex and math.
- Sex and math.
- And don't forget about the angry bouncer
who will be watching you the whole time.
- Hey, no touching.
- That doesn't make me uncomfortable.
The only people who will be uncomfortable
with this situation because I won't be
and the bouncer won't be, the strippers won't be,
will be our wives and girlfriends.
- The people we care the most about.
- Man, tell me about it, cause it's gonna be like,
hey calm down, we have to go, it's a bachelor party.
- We have to go.
- No we want to go.
- We have to go but we wanna go.
- Have to go want to go.
- We could spend all that time and money
like going out and exploring parts of the city
that we've never been to before
and buying all the expensive drinks
that we don't normally buy because it's not
a special occasion but this time it is
and gambling and playing games, cracking jokes,
til the sun comes up.
But we have to go to a strip club.
- Right.
We have to.
- We want to cause it's a bachelor party.
- Right, you gotta go to a strip club on a bachelor party.
- We have to and we want to.
- Oh we definitely want to.
- Yay.
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