hi
I'm using my phone flashlight as a way for you to see my face, because it is currently 5:30 a.m.
in the morning - Black Friday
I just woke up and I also just got dressed
And I also just brushed my teeth and I also just put on my clothes. Just kidding, who am I kidding?
I didn't brush my teeth. That's for losers, and my hair is in a bun that's just disgusting like look at that
ThErE's LiTeRaLlY bUgS iN tHeRe
Today, me and my friend Grace are gonna go do a little *stutters*
We're gonna do a little bit of Black Friday shopping and personally, I don't need anything
But of course I always want things so that's gonna be fun after that
I don't know, but let's just think about the task at hand here texted her this morning
And I was like yo like you awake
And I was kind of hoping that she wouldn't respond and then I can go back to bed
I was kind of hoping that she like wouldn't respond and then I could go back to bed, but you know what she's up
I'm up. I know it's good for us. This is fun. This is an adventure
Let's gooo, and I'm also going absolutely so blind from this flash from my phone
Okay, b**ch I'm already up
Emma: Are you ready to die
Grace: YEESSS
How do you have this energy at like 5:30 am???
I don't know. I just don't know.
I wouldn't expect this enthusiasm from anybody else about shopping though.
I feel like we like both like f**ckin' love this sh*t Yeah, this is gonna be so fun
GOOD MORNING URBAN OUTFITERS, I"M HERE FOR ALL OF YOUR SALESSS
*teenage excitment*
There's no one in here, this is made for us. There's no one in here
She does not want to be working today, she had the morning shift she's like no I'm not going.
I kinda want a denim skirt
like I don't know oh, this is like low key. No, that's weird this these oh, what's this?
Are they trying to play like serene music this morning so that we like don't like panic
Oh, it's fanny pack central, but the worst thing about it
Is that these fanny packs are freaking huge Grace put your hand next to it like see how these compare to her hand see?
Real to scale girls is sweater weather guys is like fanny pack season
What do you meme?
Jay thieves is quaking because my vocals are just like I don't know we finished that urban and we've been driving around for the past
Like no joke 20 minutes. Also. My skin's super oily. I'm so sorry for your little bit sweaty out here
No, we out here running boy. Everything's freaking closed
There's nothing it's so upsetting so we literally we just drove to Brandi closed
We drove to North drop closed mind you they're all like five minutes away
So it's not like really good doing like a major detour
But now we're gonna go get pressed Free People and all that stuff opens at 8:00, and it's like 7:20
So like we're just gonna wait also the thing is like Grace you have like a
You have a brunch at what time 9:00?
So like we have to, we--- This is not like--- We don't have time to spare here. We have to shop
So I bought some stuff from urban, but I'll do a haul later, but grace would like pick something up
And she's like this reminds me of you, and I'm like grace. How do you know?
I'm like okay, put it in my cart
I got like really good because grace found all of it you actually did find all of it like every single item moral of the story
is Black Friday isn't what it used to be they don't open early like they owned evolution
No one gives a there's been no what there's no one here
but you know I think the whole thing was the whole point of it used to be that it was fun because it was the
hype, but now that the hypes dead, like, I'm dead.
Oh wait, this is getting awkward already
*Nope*
Okay, so just one disappointment after the other they didn't have any toppings so we had to just get juice like a literal pussy
So far we've had kind of a disappointing
So far we've had kind of a disappointing day everything has failed us
We just went to press and they didn't have any toppings ready. Press was our safe zone. We're like well Press opens at 7:00
Yeah, we got breakfast yeah
And I was like, "Do you guys always like not have toppings?" They're like, "No, just today."
It's like, do you know what? I had a rough start and I still have my toppings
If you don't know what a press freeze is I'll insert a picture. It's like basically I'll put it right here
It's gonna be funny. It's basically like vegan frozen yogurt
It's so good and like they just but yeah, they didn't have any toppings, so I just feel like topping-less now
Like I have I feel naked. I feel stripped of my dignity
All right, so I'm gonna start a new thing on my channel called. See you in the next clip. It's gonna go a little something like this
All right guys, see you in the next clip.
It is 8 o'clock
It is go time. It is go time. We're at free people to start well not even to start
This is our second store of the day
We saw a girl standing outside
And then we saw the lady like unlock the door and like let her in and so then we were like oh shit like they're
Open but no it was a staff member coming in we're just three minutes or three minutes away
Can they really just not open the door for us right now?
Wow, he will see you in like 3 minutes when free people actually opens so sucks
I
Like saw really cute shirt nose like oh, it's so cute, and then I looked at the price and $120
I'm like no no Black Friday sale can make that worth it for me. We're going to Bloomingdale
I just heard that they have some espresso machines here on sale
And you best believe we going in here to see hi We're the espresso machines
I'm a coffee addict, and I need to feed my addiction. Hi I drink coffee. What are you drinking?
Oh wait, I almost just ask somebody who's shopping here. I almost asked her. I was like hi. I'm where's the espresso machines
I'm a coffee addict. What are you addicted to cocaine? No. That's a joke. Where are the stairs that?
See yeah great, so let's just go up those um we're like the likeness frescoes and stuff like that
On this floor Oh perfect miss pres. Oh keep it warm for me. No nobody's here. Nobody's in the Bloomie's
I'll let you know okay, Juna. I need to focus. I need to focus
There oh there. She is Wow I am absolutely ecstatic about this purchase
It was on sale for 60% off. Yeah, you heard that right people say it louder for the people in the back
60% off so good luck trying to oh my god lies my only my nostrils are lit up now
We're going to brandy melville again to see if they're open now
I'm just praying that they're open if they're not I don't know what we're gonna do the holy
Purchasing the nespresso that hold like kind of thing was just so stressful, and it was just intense trustful
There's a really sweet woman in front of us who is buying two Nespresso. He's two of them
She was just taking forever to check out. I think her credit card was declining
I don't know. I mean my credit card would be declining true. I was buying two Nespresso recoop on like every percent every saving
ninety dollars
No
Way I got both them per night. He knows like how they know she basically got one for free because those were both $90
That's insane no wonder it took so long. Okay. I'm sorry. You know. I should never judge an extreme couponer by her coupons
I shouldn't of judged because guess what? I paid 150 bucks for mine
It's it's closed. It's closed. It's closed
It's fucking closed we are officially having the worst luck so basically that was a huge disappointment. Okay going home
Now okay, so I'm home now. I just got back from the mall
Obviously you know I'm no like fashion guru on the interwebs
but like I thought it'd be fun if I showed you anyways because like why not I don't know if you care probably not but
I'll show you anyways I went to urban and I did get a few things from urban
I think that's a place that I scored the best at as you know the lot of stores
Just weren't open so like I didn't even like we didn't get to go to Brandi so I probably would have bought stuff there
But like that wasn't open. There's no forever 21 at this mall. There's no H&M
There's no anything like that so like that wasn't really in the cards first thing. I got was this denim skirt
It's a little bit looks like something a mom would wear but I'm like kind of living for it it like fits really well
Has like a zipper in the back. Next we got this oh my god I am a huge lover of a turtleneck
We love turtlenecks
I got this freaking huge color blocking kind of like hoodie turtleneck
And I am just so excited about this because it's just super soft and cozy
And I feel like wow I just I want more stuff like that. Oh shit. I got some good deals
I saved like 30 bucks. That's pretty good. Then next they have like this kind of like vintage line or whatever
I've gotten like a few pairs like shorts and stuff from the vintage line
But I haven't like gotten that much from it
And so I got this like I don't know I love these kinds of tops like this just kind of like buttons
boyfriend shirt fit kind of looking shirt
I love them because I don't know I feel like they have like a really cool vibe
I just think of it like something about like the men's shirt look. I love it
Even though I already look like a 12 year old boy, and it just like emphasizes it last But not least another turtleneck because as I told you I literally love turtlenecks it's my favorite fall
Vegetable is a turtleneck my favorite fall. My favorite fall vegetable is a turtleneck. I got this nice little stripes
You can't really obviously can't feel it through the screen. It's not a scratch-and-sniff, but it's really soft
Just cute blue
Navy and red stripes supersoft have I said that enough I am a sucker for soft stuff last place
I went to is free people they weren't really having a good sale
But like whatever I got this like black basic cami boring no one cares, and I got this like kind of like sports bra
But like not it's like a top and it's like low in the back
I know I think it's kind of dope and it was like 15 bucks
And it was like originally like 40 and it was in like the sales section and the sales section was 25% off
I hate when like places like their Black Friday deal is like making the sale section on sale. I'm like okay
What's the point of that I missed the days when everything would open at 6 a.m.
And like we would all just like pile in the car, and just like go to the store
But like now everything opens at like 8:00 or like later
And I'm like what's the point of that and like the sales suck, so I don't know Black Friday
Is dead, but what can you do
Oh yeah Of course how can I forget my last thing my last thing that I bought is my favorite thing of all time an espresso now
Let's just talk about this for a second see I as you know. I'm a coffee connoisseur
I've been dreaming of getting an es--- I've been dreaming of getting an espresso machine for like months, okay
I've always I've wanted one for a very long time, but the other day
I was at my grandparents house, and they actually have an espresso
And I was like wow that is something else
I need to get me one of those so I talked to my mom and I'm like hey if I see one on Black Friday can
I snatch that and she's like yes
So I got that for like I think it was like 60% off or something, so it was only 150 bucks not too
Shabby after this I'm gonna go take a shit, and then we're gonna try to use it. Oh, I'm just so excited
I'm so excited. I could literally cry also
I'm not doing like a gift exchange in my family like my family is just not doing gifts this year me and my parents like
We're not really doing gifts cuz I just don't need anything and I just like don't feel like it's like worth it
I feel like everybody just gets stressed out over what they want to get one another and it just like becomes like a
Negative thing like it's not as fun and I think people enjoy the Christmas time more when gifts aren't involved
It makes you enjoy the gift of the holiday season more
Oh my god that noise oh god. Let's read the directions. By choosing espresso,
you join a passionate global community of coffee lovers
That's what I like to hear. There are many advantages to owning an espresso machine and delicious coffee every day is just one of them
Obey all safety messages that allow this symbol to avoid possible injury, or death. Okay, so I might die while setting this up
I have to pee so bad, but I want to do this, so I'm not gonna go pee. How do I fuckin do this
Okay, we have the water tank setup.This is pretty complex
So far I haven't died yet, so I think I'm doing pretty good
How do you, how do you turn it on? Oh it's on! Oh my god. It's cleaning itself. It's gonna clean itself
It's vibrating extremely
Okay, that was kind of scary
Okay, so I've successfully cleaned the machine internally, so now it's time to make a coffee the machine is completely setup
I am so ecstatic. Take some almond milk
This isn't normally the one I use, but we're using it today. Okay
That's maybe a little bit too much, but like what can you do? Look at this. Are you ready?
I have a mini little espresso cup. Look how cute this is no way I'm so excited
This is not sponsored by an espresso, but I wish it was now
Here's how you make the iced almond milk latte. Guys, keep your dicks in your pants, okay?
Take your nice espresso right and you pour it right over the top and you got a iced almond milk latte from home
Baby, you don't even know how excited I am right now. Look at this. Look at that beautiful
I can't believe that I'm doing this from the comfort of my own home
That was probably one of the best purchases in my life. I'm not kidding. I've never spent my money on something better.
Ah
It's that I heard like you know the bomb sound where it's like
I heard that and then the whole apartment shook. It could have been my imagination because I mean, I am---
I do have an active one so
Okay, that scared me. I literally thought we were getting bombed.
The bay area where I live has some bomb threats
But we won't talk about that because that's not appropriate. It's 9:45
a.m. that is so early. Normally I wake up at this time on the weekends, so like that's
Kind of wild. Um, it's been about five minutes already ready for another one
So I'm just--- I don't know. I'm--- this is a bad, this is bad for me. I can have espresso whenever I freakin'
Oh, oh no!
Ahh! Yes. NO! *lots of other incoherent screaming* I PRESSED THE BIG BUTTON! I MESSED IT UP! DANGIT!
uMMM, anyways...
So I meant to make like a little cup like this big
But I accidentally pressed the big cup button so it overflowed so I had to use this
But this actually looks so dope that was like one of the stupider (?) things that I've done
I like looked and I was like, "why is it like not stopping now?" Now I feel like the kitchen's a mess. Okay, I'll clean it
Ooh she thicc second coffee of the day baby oh
We have made a serious mess of ourselves here. How am I even gonna clean this?
This is like the bottom like thing. Look, it's completely filled with fucking coffee wait
That's actually filled with coffee that I could literally drink. I'm drinking it. I'm not wasting it. I---
Mm-hmm I don't know if that's sanitary
Since when have I ever cared about sanitary stuff. Bone apple tit