To help celebrate our 11 years of shows at TBS,
we're putting together montages
of some of our favorite show highlights.
We've had some amazing guests on Conan
and here are just a few.
The whales are breaching.
Oh, no they're not breaching, they're lunging.
If they were to breach, actually 40% of them
would come out of the water.
It would be totally different.
(audience cheers)
This scene's intense, right?
Right we're having an intense scene
right now. And you're just stay...
Now stay with me.
I'm with you.
We're talking about something
and it's important.
It's really important. And it's important
that you feel the intensity in the eyes,
it's happening.
Happening. Okay now that's film
and television
Okay Now pan out.
Yeah and now we're going to see theater.
(audience laughs)
That's theater.
I just keep talking to you,
you're going to start crying at some point.
Mhm Okay
I just think to myself "my God Home Depot,
how do you do this? Yeah
How do you do this incredible thing?
You give so much and you get so little in return.
I know.
I mean, some people pay for this stuff.
Do they really pay you enough
for what it's worth? No
They're not really paying you.
No They really should have.
And I think that at some point,
people should actually give Home Depot
what they're due.
'cause it's not fair. Yeah
It's a company. I know.
It's a company I know.
that should be honest. I know.
(audience cheers)
This is an honest-to-goodness fan letter.
I am writing to you because I have been holed up
in my apartment for two days and nights
watching all seasons of your show.
I am in love with it all.
What this has all amounted to,
is that right now I am fantasizing
about having sex with Aaron Paul.
(laughing)
Yes.
And, for you to be there watching.
(laughing)
Swear to God.
It's true, yeah.
What are you doing
in this scenario? It says
It says I am not sure what your role would be.
(Laughing)
Nice, he's giving you some leeway.
Yeah Yeah. Yeah yeah.
It's up to you. You'll figure it out.
Did you say he's giving me some leeway?
[Andy] Yep. Yeah yeah.
Is it a he or a she?
It was a she.
Oh, I thought it was a he the whole time.
(laughing)
No, it's a she. It is a she.
You picture the letter however you want,
I'll picture it how I want.
(laughing)
My ninth grade grandmother, Elizabeth Banks,
she was a white woman and they think from Scotland,
and she came over here as an indentured servant.
And she got down with a slave.
But because she was free, the baby was free.
Because it's the condition of the mother,
so our whole line,
they stayed free. You were all free
as far back as 1560.
Freed Negroes. Yes.
So that explains why I'm so uppidy.
(laughing)
You think, Norm Macdonald, that in one minute
you can display all of the talk show skills.
Now here's Norm Macdonald.
(audience cheers)
Now, howdy? Howdy, Norm, How are you?
Now I understand that you had a little trouble
with your wife last night at dinner.
She's a sassy gal and yeah, and she's a
Well let's let's get to
our first guest. Alright.
(audience laughs)
Please welcome comedy legend, Fred Willard.
(audience cheers)
Hey, thanks for having me on. I love your show.
You're doing a great job. Oh
Wow I understand, Fred,
you brought a clip.
I did. On my show. Let's take a look.
Sure.
Yeah
(Indistinct)
(Audience cheers)
Now when you were in the hospital,
a lot of family visit you there?
Oh yeah my family came.
Everybody came, everybody showed up
just to tell me they love me.
Except for my grandmother.
She was there but she, just like every other
old black woman all does she cares about is education.
So I said "Grandma, I made it. I'm alive".
She said, "Good, now you can go back and get your GED".
(laughing)
I said "Grandma, I was on 30 Rock".
She said "If you had your GED you
would have been on 60 Rock".
I can do Jabba the Hutt dying.
[Conan] You can do Jabba the Hutt dying?
Yeah [Conan] Can we hear it?
(Huttese)
(Audience claps)
Yeah I want to hear a dying tauntaun, yeah.
Okay.
(Tauntaun sounds)
(audience claps)
I heard a rumor once, I don't know if it's true
that Johnny Carson had not started the tonight show,
I don't think he started his tonight show
until 1962 that he was considered
possibly for the role of Rob Petrie?
That's what they tell me.
I don't think he ever auditioned or anything,
but they were considering him.
Thank God it turned out the way it did,
'cause I would have been rotten on the tonight show.
(laughing)
That job's easy.
(laughing)
I lost my tail. I've lost my tail.
They can put a man on the moon,
but they cannot attach these things
so that I'm not Jackie Chan.
I haven't been running around here. It's fallen out.
(Audience laughs)
[Andy] Put it in your pocket.
Yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah
♪ Put it in my pocket, catch a falling star ♪
and put it in my pocket.
Never let me go.
(Audience claps)
(Indistinct)
What are you looking for?
I want to call the police.
(Laughing)
Let's take a look at the scene from Kickboxer.
(Upbeat music)
Can you still dance like that?
You still got those dance moves?
I still get the move.
(Upbeat music)
So I wanted to go to Indianapolis
and talk to the people there about how excited they are
to see Madonna and all the celebrities
that were there for the Super Bowl.
Sir are you excited about Madonna?
Madonna? Yeah.
No, absolutely not.
Why? She's a halftime show. She's an old hag.
Are you excited about Madonna?
I'm so excited. Yes, me too.
Can't wait to see what she has in store.
Great Yeah so
Do you know where I can get any coke?
Um Oh, okay. Sorry.
[Announcer] And the New York Giants
are the Super Bowl champs.
Oh my God, oh my God.
(Indistinct)
Did you guys see Madonna? Whoo
Hey did you see Madonna? No
Oh she's amazing. I was in the locker room.
Okay
The league's gonna be fine,
like what they would have to do,
I was talking to my buddy the other day,
like what we would have to do to get me to stop watching,
'Cause you love football. You watch football.
Yeah, the commissioner could literally punt a baby
across this office, with his Wingtips on.
(Laughing)
I'm still gonna watch on Sunday.
Let's take a look at this clip from Anchorman.
Anchorman 2.
(Audience cheers)
(Screams)
Listen up, Conan.
I wasn't kidding about shaving your beard, okay?
It's coming off ese.
I've been practicing all night.
And I'm gonna be real gentle.
That was your face.
You're going to feel the sting of my blade on May 2nd.
The razor sleeps for no one.
We're back I'm sitting here with Will Ferrell
and there's some aspects of the movie
we haven't discussed.
Would you shut the fuck up?
I'm gonna shave that beard, guys, bring it out.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
If you want a bib?
Yes I'd like the bib.
We got the blue stuff.
You got the blue stuff. Yeah okay.
You want a little hit of that?
(Laughing)
No, no. Oh God.
(Cheers)
These are vintage 1970s playboys.
Yeah. Take a look in there.
You're not going to find anything shaved in there,
my friend.
Oh yes. God.
I am rock hard right now.
Oh my God. It's perfect.
It's terrible. It's perfect.
It's better than that, though.
(Laughing)
How did this happen? If you can possibly
I wish that what you were plugging was really serious.
I tell you what, he's plugging.
(Laughing)
That's it.