ladies my name is jacksepticeye and
welcome back to will this be the last
episode I have no idea but I'm excited
to find out we have to make and do that
cuz I have a shock but basically that
means I can do whatever the hell I want
with it
hello torso please thank you
oh you guys oh such such lovely lads
okay if we playing a lot a half-wave
Alex in between this and all my reflexes
are playing it off Oh baby
Oh give me that tangerine you'll be my
little tangerine boy stop it stop just
get out of here yes smelly boss I am
here
see greenlight always tells you where to
go move fire one
I need one of these in my house
Manny's got one of these for my home
don't punch the wall grab the wall okay
this is going to get a little annoying
it's fine it's fine everything's normal
it's fine visitor kill all three but the
third guy
I didn't even torch him he must have
found out the good old Jack boys in town
at the doomed Slayers freedom [ __ ] [ __ ]
up
yay
what's up I am going to do a thing looks
a little bit like this not that did the
thing that I wanted it to do by person
up insufficient tell me I am
insufficient food don't you know who I
am and down there I actually did have
insufficient ammo so the games not wrong
Rizzy where is he
hey you survived a shotgun a super
shotgun blast at the face you know what
I have to commend you for that not bad
not bad at all at all wait it still have
low ammo I just picked up 30 jeepers so
I was complaining about the ammo so the
way this works is that I thought these
only activated when the thing here
happened I didn't realize it was just
increasing my ammo naturally I even got
the extra health and then was like Oh
extra holes from this thing did not even
realize that I could have grade my ammo
I'm such a dumb I guess I should get
this one I thought it's like oh I just
get more ammo from these things I don't
know how my brain works sometimes ok I'm
just too busy killing and too busy
slaying to even figure out how the game
works so now I have 225 ammo really wish
I had done that earlier process soon
the carmaker's world flashes this could
have been avoided
different
thank Samuel
to know what eat with low ammo still
plowing through the gates
that just means three even cooler than
we thought baby great what are we doing
Oh omit Gordon make love to my ears that
that sweet sweet sexy music ah oh it
feels good oh it feels good baby let me
swatch that hey whether I sound like
Macho Man Randy Savage be brother
Herbert you get sawed in half sorry I'm
being very annoying I'm just really
excited okay give me your neck give your
torso give me everything your toes 401k
actually don't know what a 401k is cuz I
that's like an American thing that I
always hear but it-it's just hard to be
funny cuz a lot of my audience are
American supercar be like Sean you're
hilarious
thanks guys thanks really appreciate the
chance [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] whoa get out of
the air and get onto the ground then
we'll get on down well I chopped in half
hey you survived a lot longer than I
thought you would I don't want
everything that I like using fun I know
I could get ammo and health out of dumb
but it's just a lot more hilarious to
kill them the way I want to hey dude
back here with ya you know what we're
doing this
no [ __ ] them up
well that's not the right thing to use
on him no it's not this is though okay
okay
I have no help I don't like that I'd
only ever know help that's the wrong one
what am i doing what are we doing what
are we doing that then go to [ __ ] die
I hit the wrong button I didn't get help
I just be a stupid
haha feels so good oh it feels good to
be a [ __ ] gangster I give me hope
have a lot of extra lives anyway you
know what we don't eat them for final
bosses we need to for medium enemies and
normal encounters why are you even alive
anymore don't you know the whole world's
on lockdown
you know what here England actually went
into lockdown today like five minutes
before this reporting crazy times I mean
there was a super swell actually I don't
like these it makes me too fast it's
like oh my aim is all over the place now
that's from those monkey bars but
lockdown well for me I'm always a
knocked down anyway because I record a
lot at home and I never really go out
but for anybody out there right now take
this [ __ ] seriously the worlds in a
tumultuous time and only we can make a
difference where is Justin going to kill
itself we have to make sure that it
hasn't got a chance to spread it's
already too late to stop it but you can
slow it down so we can figure it out
okay that's all I'm gonna say about that
necrovalley part two where's my cover
part one where you did I read it already
that's an opulent place this is one of
the soul spires identified in the argent
two texts built into the central columns
of neck Raval although most soul spires
were linked directly to Arrington or
through a hell priests create a
continuum gate this particular one is
linked to or dak the homeworld of the
makers there's no kin continuum gate I
guess I just say it that way presumably
due to the con makers natural distrust
of those under her charge
have we been to verdict cat remembers a
lot of different places we've been to
anyway the soul spires were designed by
the makers to accelerate the processing
of mortal victims into argent energy and
built in secret by central slaves under
the direction of the order dag this
force labor was a crucial step in
fulfilling the con makers desire for
argent as beings from Iraq are unable to
cross over to Hell's dimension interest
I cannot wait to pop up the con maker if
I miss anything back here nothing so mmm
something there there's no more Slayer
gates anyway those are the ones that I
felt bad about missing I really like
doing the Slayer gates
and this is wrong argent energy the
suffering on earth the bloodshed all for
this once the soul is extracted the husk
of the human body over time transformed
oh the extractives soul remains
damn so they bring humans down now what
did you get that [ __ ] thing god damn
it
normally when he punches a wall he kind
of goes through it as well let me just
get the lay of the land sorry
Hey [ __ ]
don't you go like a sack of taters
righty
nice one nice one there daddy Oh
oh there's something happening is there
an Eric's vial here somewhere
March file wolf bodom
what the [ __ ] is here I don't know
I'm gonna [ __ ] kill it all here yeah
yeah hairy sack and nappies would you go
oh I'm a big scary demon all I'm lorded
whatever all I killed things that's my
thing
oh I'm so strong number [ __ ]
[Music]
we're ATS a good one this is a good one
for you mm I can't fire twice and rapid
obsession no I have an idea
it's to get more ammo aha the greatest
idea I've had playing this game so far
I also need help
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] me ask the
constructor thinks an eHealth around
anywhere
there we go that'll do me
oh my god my tiny dick
[Music]
she's Christ we're on her suck come on
can I put it what I hear he Badgers ours
I'm just gonna leave it at that
[Music]
I'm slitting by slipping
it's a lie
thank you for the help I really
appreciate it
right what's my challenges put my blood
killed more than one enemy yeah
perform a black glory killin a tyrant
I've been Xena tyrant yet in this level
or if I have I killed him too quick all
we have wasn't in the last section that
I just played perform a left side glory
kill on the arch file damn it alright I
send the souls fire
[Music]
fuel the eternal flame the makers need
for the essence is prime without it they
must suffer the monstrous fate of
Transfiguration and see their wisdom and
faculties slither from their twisted
forms Oh so people come from earth die
go to hell their soul is sucked out to
give the makers essence the power their
world and then the bodies are turned
into the demons that we end up fighting
and so there's so many of them but they
need that essence to not transfigure but
the bidding of the con maker herself the
order of that dag has devised a method
to improve and accelerate the production
of the hell aura what once took eons for
the savage beast to attain can now be
accomplished in short order by argent
intellect and with greater efficiency
and consistency we constructed the soul
spires vast halls erected in the savage
lands by our slaves and under direction
of the order even though we raised a
monument on their ground demon Kane does
not hurry us during assembly of the soul
aspires for the Kon maker herself
bartered a deal with the Dark Lord
Sauron that rules over the shadow
walkers a bargain was struck the demons
would be given fresh world and souls to
consume bolstering their forces and
expanding the corrupting domain of Hell
and the makers would be granted access
to the flow of argent ah interesting the
procedure inside the soul spires is thus
the captives are tortured until no
semblance of humanity remains within
them a raft of hope the mortal soul is
vulnerable and can be easily extracted
this we achieve with a machine from the
enlightened mind of the con maker
herself the Eve ulcer
once the avulsed has done its deed and
the soul has been extracted the victim's
body is ejected into the wasteland
whereas before our cunning meddling that
becomes a demon over time there you have
it spelled out
interesting enough they have to use
machinery to do it um what was the full
order that I wanted to get yes kill 15
pinkies at the full-auto mine killing a
demon with the full automata will drop
shell Emer oh my god so killing them
gives you more ammo you can just keep it
going forever
I had a mastery token so I can overcome
it hell yes I'll be so strong everyone's
gonna want to come to my door it's hurt
someone
god this is a tiny little gap
that was close
ready
all righty okay a little bit hurt that's
fine you need a little bit of hurt every
now and then
[ __ ] okay that's a lot of hurts
that's not just a little bit of hurt
that was a lot of hurt I hate that a lot
of hurt socks
might literally just back to where I
came from yep cheek a flesh and metal
doom 2016 nights
eat
I'm gonna die eventually Shawn yes
everybody hosted I'm sorry all right um
nice nice not so bad yeah this I missed
I like the secret encounters cuz
normally when he punches through the
wall he goes into the gap but this time
when I approach the wall I was getting
ready to boost and everything
and created large wall weather
statements saved from extinction damn
heels
well is this a power that they did doom
Slayer got then oh my god that's unreal
looking that's so cool
twisty soul tornado alright there's
something over here see it
people are like check you know those are
light sentinels who have died and are
giving you out I'll just stand on top of
it that's fine
seeing so the demons can't go to them
and the makers can't come here or the
like vice versa you know what I mean we
gathered the volatile aura and store it
in a van in vast reservoirs there is
there it is coalesced with Wraith energy
and subjected to the infernal fires of
Hell itself in the heat of the primal
fire the essence is loosed and captured
for our game the final stage of the
process is divided of the gains Oh is
the dividend of the game sorry vast
quantities out the essence are fed
directly to Arrington or to power our
machine and drive our engine the rest is
reserved for the con maker though she
may never set foot in the dark realm
she has devised means to teleport
essence that the Holy Land that which
she calls or deck the domain of angels
her use of the essence is unchallenged
for it was she and her court that gave
us design to capture the essence and her
payment is just the payment is just what
ha ha very funny mean
thanks me and I'm my biggest fan pretty
lights it's control third Knorr yeah all
the guys giving me pancakes or
everyone's like Sean those are dead
sentinels and they're fighting very hard
to give you power a mic yeah I know
Freyja look messing with my boys one up
better than him is this going to get
even cooler at the top of the spire
he was pretty upset about it Oh Khan
maker
[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
nice [ __ ] them in the ass if you're ever
gonna Oh God oh good you're gonna [ __ ]
out any about eet ass is the way to do
it we know boosts what's happening
okay you kiss your breath please you're
insane
it's not fight it's not right my lord
evolve in heaven now I'm good punch what
the [ __ ] is even happening I didn't know
where I was I was stuck in the wall I
just saw you in half an hour your fight
what's happening
blood punch I didn't even do anything
games broken his fall called sudden
jeepers
well ow ow ow God suck my ginormous doom
balls but no boost cuz you need to land
to get a fact [ __ ] me up for a second
God see that's what I mean sometimes
it's [ __ ] little [ __ ] walkie
[Applause]
it's like let's just take it one day at
it's fine what am I going I miss
something
now whatever my claim knows
I see
if there was ever a sound that gold
would make it's that sound that is
happening right now
if you ever imagined what gold would
sound like it's bad okay
destroy eyeballs in
we're the next a ball that whoop
good rather than take so much more than
the last one
hate it how's it going Oh
Chompy boy stinky blinky I I dashed into
him and killed him whoops I assure you
that was not my dad the goal of my plan
and no secrets already got the thing
yeah blade that I map using time and
place everybody time and place save the
crucible save my
the toners help the law by to enslave
platelets break the chains drop it into
the well below okay you got it
let's do a challenge on you what was it
a back kill got it
dude one back hill right off
I'm gonna do it watch this hey maybe not
how much health do you have we would
like all of it back Hill
oh wait Thunder colors the back killers
okay that was the back I thought was
like a back leg kill or something I know
there's gonna be different versions you
need to talk and die a death
or what happens when you get covered in
missiles that don't blow up immediately
they blow up eventually and then you get
killed nice a blood upon shoe
everybody sucks and can eat my ass in
spectacular fashion
yeah you come here
go man
I need ammo on a soul-satisfying
that's so satisfying
don't mind if I yes okay
that works a [ __ ] treat
who's left alight do you even really
count as a lie even if you're that weak
that's deep also very insulting
[Music]
[Applause]
that's weary
I'm sorry could you go over that one
more time Robbin it by is held here oh
whoops you know I just like the
challenge
great the thing that showed up
okay
there's no time limit on this
that's awesome
and you too you want to join your friend
there you go you're released from your
prison your shackles
[Music]
these [ __ ] leaves you're saying we
must hurry but I I feel like I have time
whoa
joint Skype demon ritual symbol here I
come card maker yeah yeah yeah this
stuff doesn't matter no I have the on
maker I'm gonna use it on the con maker
to unmake them this is a whole new level
he'll fight maker drones of precision
bolt headshots
who killed 12 demons while in midair
acquire one collectible toy okay so
those things that I fought in the Slayer
gate our maker drones dude this place is
magnificent looking that just glitch the
environment just keep getting better
Wardak this is order the homeworld of
the makers a brief age analysis of the
structures and architecture here
indicates that this world is older than
any other in our databases similarities
can also be drawn to multiple
pangalactic region or religions
indicating that the makers influence was
not limited to urgent inure and that
over eons their influence has spread
across the galaxy and potentially the
universe some imagery is akin to
religious icons in the Orion Cygnus arm
of the Milky Way an area which includes
earth the name or deck is common tongue
in the maker language but can
approximately be translated to the word
for paradise or heaven in hundreds of
different languages oh so are the makers
I guess there would be angels so this
actually is heaven and then where all
the demons are is just literal hell
I guess that makes sense I don't know I
never put that together further
cementing the theory that the makers
have had a religious impact on mortal
beings for millions of years so that's
our like humanity's heaven stems from in
this game the sprite they're seeming
godliness the makers have a past at some
point in their ageless history there is
mention of the Father a logical alien
entity that endowed the makers with
their vast knowledge and technical
ability analysis of maker artifacts and
scripture indicate that the father may
have been a singular being that split to
form the maker race or instead
transferred the his incalculable power
into the vast structure known as or deck
who sent birthed the makers in
perpetuity it seems that the makers
though exceptionally long-lived
eventually suffer some form of
biological and mental degradation at
which point they undergo a process known
as the Transfiguration wherein they
allow a voluntary death and resurrection
somehow tied to the father this process
may have been complicated or damaged in
the recent past there are no records of
how the father came into the makers when
it was first discovered or if it had any
physical form before the makers the
first mention of the father is in regard
to a building named the Luminarium it
was a temple of sorts where makers would
go to seek answers the essence of the
father was stolen by one of their own by
a maker referred to as the Seraphim who
the Seraphim is or what he did with the
father's consciousness is unknown isn't
this er from the guy who made me am I
the father reincarnated records showed
that one day the Luminarium simply
simply ceased to communicate and that a
deep scan of its data banks revealed no
remaining trace of the entity or dock
itself exists in an anchor state
utilizing highly advanced dimensional
shift technology to allow a static
position at a sub quantum level you got
that is that all in your brains now this
essentially inverts their position in
relation to hell both planes of
existence are fixed outside the bounds
of the known universe a lower and higher
reality the con maker oversees all with
an or deck and now utilizes urgent
energy to prevent the Transfiguration
yeah I might be misinterpret
this but to me this sounds like they
took the essence of the father who was
stolen by a maker known as Seraphim and
that's the guy we saw in the flashback
and the Seraphim gave it to me I don't
know it could be wrong though wow this
is so pretty I love that there's an
actual halo here as well
because if the halo is a portal all
right
Oh heaven elevator nice this engine is
really damn powerful I love that these
these like space dust like have you ever
seen like the the nebulas the Horsehead
Nebula and the pillars of life
you can google them right now that's
what these look like so [ __ ] awesome
also this looks like slate now where are
we going okay I should go over there to
get the crucible I hope that there is a
cheap college somewhere that gives you
infinite crucible that just lets you
wield that all the time and it never
runs out you never have to replenish it
and you just get to saw through
everything all the time because that's
what video games should be is that you
play it normally and then just give you
cheat code so you can [ __ ] break it
and play it however you want at least
that's what I like okay cuz everything
so far
damn the coders are so nice can't make
your [ __ ]
wait musics so creepy oh I thought I was
just gonna put me in it whoops okay
I needed a dash from it I think wait
what oh I could just aim myself Oh
cuz I have the midair control this
sounds like an angelic choir version of
BFG division
[Music]
okay okay this is weird this is weird
okay all right what can you just send me
from there to here
no I feel sick no just close behind you
this is so spooky
[Music]
okay there's one thing here and I didn't
miss anything on there nice how do I get
up to yours I don't know
hi anything I can climb anything I can
shoot anything I can break his all this
stuff so I'm sort of like maker [ __ ] you
know sums are like we're crazy coupies I
know I get up to that one cuz it's turn
me right in the face oh there's that ah
figuring it out that make sense
bump bump bump bump
I love this futuristic [ __ ] lighting is
so good it's a mastery token to me hello
earth what do I not have yet how would I
like mastery over all right God Almighty
I have the mobile turret and I haven't
even been upgrading this either increase
movement speed well in the mobile turns
out what would hurt mode transformation
speed increase by 50%
I have been kicking ass at half capacity
only two more weapon points though as
music is so eerie
these are Sentinel don't look at mother
[ __ ] servant get those biceps
the icon of sin oh gods big you cannot
stop the procession
[Music]
where'd you get that heart who told you
that
stinky Oh
Oh
damn
oh he out here and Sochi dudes lair ow
Annie sticks the landing
Oh their face is their weak point ah got
it fun oh and I can get the other one
then by jumping in the air and shooting
in a [ __ ] teeth
okay hold on rarely nice
let's kill 12 dudes in the air
and those guys are prime real estate for
that okay let's just let's just do this
properly
our movement speed in that now is
awesome
you know that counts as midair too [ __ ]
downtown I wanted to get my challenge
hi you didn't die from that it's a super
shotgun usually seven dead times Hey
yeah listen to me
God can't do that
hey hey that's a that's a bigot oh
that's a bigot but look one chip I sure
do
did it [ __ ] do anything it sure didn't
I do this
that's a word feel good to get attacked
like this though what
where's the big lad that showed up
different they just showed up
fun fun fun fun fun anymore Sentinel
drones around us Sentinel drones maker
drones
let me get the western mastery for this
honey what I brute force it it's not
oh the best one you say that like oh
shoot in the rocket before you land and
then killing them still counts nice you
say he's gonna grow stronger and
everything but is he really or is it
just that thing where you're like hey go
do this thing [ __ ] I didn't check to see
if I missed anything
don't scare me like that
no mastery token um yeah this I thought
I got this but I'm gonna save it now for
the mobile turret to get what would hurt
no longer stalled it just goes forever
all right lovely place you guys have I
can I can honestly see why you'd want to
protect it you know as the the makers
and all that [ __ ] you know whatever you
guys are into nice I can see what you
want to keep this place thanks cuz it's
well this place this part of it kinda
sucks this is very HR Giger alien
looking to me it's not really feeling
this one the icon of sin looks like
[ __ ] Mechagodzilla or something so
awesome do I get to pay at this [ __ ]
big guy in the left as it is written in
the prophecies of ancient Sentinel
scripture the Titans towering elder
demons of the infernal age would return
on earth from their immortal slumber the
Titans are believed to be harbingers of
the end times primordial forces of chaos
and destruction this is very Nordic born
from well very doomed but very Nordic
you know I mean born from the tortured
spirit of the betrayer son it was by
Hell's unholy design that the icon of
sin was given flesh the fearsome Titan
forged from the essence of mortal
suffering once bore a human soul a soul
now transmogrified and entombed within
the still beating heart of its former
self the betrayer seeking to free his
son from eternal torment within the
depths of Hell made an agreement a pact
sealed by the black faith of darkness
that promised to grant his son the
chance to return from death the son
would live again but not as human in
Hell's endless cruelty the sunless dam
to become the icon an inhumane existence
bound only to its former humanity by the
now disembodied undying mortal hurt he's
just not he doesn't have any humanity
anymore so this is the dude that we met
earlier his son Jesus that day it was
just a betrayer he was a [ __ ]
numbnuts
he [ __ ] it up for everybody what a
dumb-dumb it's all I have to say so the
dudes there should've been there to say
tell him he was distinctly thank you for
all the armor perfect
who do this
nice Hey oh nice
Sergi
get back here
you're freaking pain elemental oh you
went down like last week's dinner
I don't know what that means but it
sounds epic this is for a secret yeah so
you could encounter biggie let me Adam
what do we got coach let me out
nice oh this place yeah by which I mean
hell yeah
oh this isn't hell this is heaven no
heaven yeah this take it over to that
this oh my god this music really sounds
like some of the soundtrack for
annihilation that movie there's this
there's a song in that that sounds a lot
like this is it anihilation I'm thinking
or a rival
I think it's annihilation they're
similar or soundtracks doing that you're
scaring me [ __ ] it up once and I want
to do it again
oh these tight little narrow corridors
both tolling nearby oh you guys afraid
to fight me on your own power and merits
Oh everyone you both Toro
meet Bob toda we're little [ __ ] I
think you're [ __ ] both coding now I am
the only wolf thing here pop goes the
weasel
there are another Sentinel or maker
thing here do they kill it
[Applause]
okay whatever I'll do that insufficient
fuel come on give it to me hey boy good
to see you good to see you too dizzy
unit is here good to see you good to see
you
not really dope terrible disease
because he was an [ __ ]
to use this one or not it's fight you
come on man I had you I had you wish you
were this close killing them but this
now just gives me more ammo
nice never gonna give you up never gonna
let you down never gonna run around and
algae great luck [ __ ] face hole
wherever that is actually
Oh huh I thought it would get both
where'd you go I love the little there's
a little poppy sound when you shoot
their head off normally you can't hear
it in the middle of destruction and
death and violence we're hearing that a
little yes in the middle is it's very
cute go up there then I guess come on
gravich the con maker herself the cool
design every 10,000 years the collective
maker consciousness known as the
singularity birds a con maker a Supreme
Being destiny bound to lead all of or
deque until the next con is born the
singular that's a lot of pressure
the singularity which contains the
conscious soul data for every maker that
has ever lived and died processes and
refines this data as a means of
selective evolution as hierarch of the
conscious neuron matrix to which each
maker is interconnected it is physically
impossible for a maker to refuse the
collective order of shared consciousness
and disobey a con this system has
functioned without error since the
creation of or deck until now with the
disappearance of the father the makers
are incapable of creating a successor to
the con lineage allowing the existing
con to hold her claim to the throne
indefinitely
it's Wow that sucks for them
let's see something else was just right
here
right oh hi
okay I II didn't mean to switch back to
this whatever if you [ __ ] work
Golden's are going as they say I don't
know who says that somebody won't say
that well that was very easy
how many weapon points for ya baby um
this one nice nice
that is exception oh my god it's so
quick she was like walking along now
it's like what up it's Jackie boy
yeah yeah yeah yeah more powerful longer
on earth I get it dude she's a [ __ ]
record
oops I thought you were closer
nice
the time in such extreme focus I'm not
even saying anything freaky oh good
let's lay Sean
remember that I like that Bertha less
way we're Sean didn't talk for a long
time
sure honey you completely miss with that
first one
[ __ ] [ __ ]
some health lights Thanks
[Music]
damnit
right trade [ __ ]
whoa hey gotten better at taking out
them at least man they really suck when
you first encounter them they feel so
overwhelming because they're so
aggressive constantly Omega system
acquired setting the course for the
earth dimension now Vegas the father
yeah I know I was just gonna say I know
wrong you set the three [ __ ] times
gonna have to take you back out
okay where to now buddies let me get
there found it they do put a blend who
use it very very well
you ever see one man turned a machine
gun into a shotgun in women whatever
I've never seen the man killed things I
have four I was that man are they going
all the way doesn't feel like the
direction I should be going
hi
I need health and other things
thank you oh right you're Okanagan Irish
while here somewhere
for him be there he there he am
holy [ __ ]
I mean don't get me wrong I knew this
thing was strong but Jesus Christ having
a picnic in the park
that's crazy straw
okay okay okay okay okay okay
help please thank you
Oh
[ __ ] like a punched in the middle of
that
need to be popping those domes though
cuz they damn it
they give off way more health than [ __ ]
that way still didn't [ __ ] kill him
God don't let me die here come on we're
are they though head poppers that yes
they give way more and you give some if
I do this
Thanks
and little maxy little all over the
place we got there in the end it's
important thing miss anything
that's awesome everything's awesome look
at those games awesome thanks thank you
thanks cheers cheers Cheers good see it
let's see make her angels man those
designs are dope that's off to the oh I
can't even do it cuz it's so short hats
off to the art department in this game
these revered figures serve as speakers
for the con maker earning positions of
leadership and high esteem within their
species angels of or Dec are gifted with
orator rings golden halos fused to their
armor as a symbol of their status and
rank these divine I would prefer if
something was fused to me for like
powers or whatever these divine beings
occasionally gather in Conclave are at
the summons of the cotton maker but
typically do not work together instead
being assigned as independent advisors
and overseers amongst maker control
rules this is very compact
I saw a thing
Oh a little maker drone toy let me get
the con maker as a toy I guessing either
of these are good good
I have no boost left hey now I'm over
here I don't like that bonus so
where is it oh here got it
goddamn it myself
that's damn oh yeah I want to do a
finisher on them
oh wait I did one before oh okay
lots of bad [ __ ] over there what is
happening to this game today
jeepers lads haha oh yeah crucible
that works
I've just been kind of storing the
energy you know saving it for a rainy
day from that this is that very rainy
[Music]
days points away haven't ate okay so
what do we want to get last rad sued
take summers don't need that now
- refilled and glory kills short and
then the last ones we can put it into
these thank you I need one more and then
I'm fully complete on my suit damn I
didn't realize I had that money all the
stuff that I have now though furred is
just like Oh bigger map radius oh now I
I can move faster after a glory kill
it's like all stuff that I didn't really
care about I'm not so here
how'd I get through please
now I don't need Vega for all of them
just the first one
that doesn't seem a line
[Music]
miss Susan wah I climbed jeepers like
get up to that hello how do i how do i
whatever i just want to [ __ ] [ __ ] up
I'll have to play by your rules and now
I go right
one is lined up from my perspective the
Jedi are evil
it's a from my perspective it didn't
look like that
what where the [ __ ] was I going
oh the double jump on that one
Oh
[Music]
their land on that Jesus that was a
massive failure NGO never Marisa preach
rope all the Amal win stick bag
weapon points Traven need weapon points
for much anymore I know you don't have
everything but I can't have all the
stuff that I want Oh secret encounter oh
there it is
this scheme just gonna drive me up the
[ __ ] wall sometime
just just do what you'd normally do what
are you my having all the issues with it
today things don't click the way they
normally do Oh God really think oh one
of these [ __ ] in that length of time
okay I'm gonna [ __ ] die
you know what that's fine you know what
I'm not
I'm nah nah nah I'm okay actually thanks
I'm not risking losing another [ __ ]
life all today just for just so I can
say yeah I did it
bets were after that's like new game
[ __ ] crucible Blade II it lasted
longer when he was like building a meter
and not just three slots might want you
not you you're the guy
Lord
Oh trouble 850 meters at the meathook
really grab out of that Lauren
okay you know what let's just pull this
bad boy out no wrong guy jack has super
powerful mega swords never using my face
win now over this side what do you think
about that [ __ ] hey I [ __ ] fell down
are you thinking about that huh
hey I see these skills [ __ ] epic
hey hey I'm having a conversation here
oh I got pushed into that [ __ ] up
one place
grabbing everything I'm all over the
shop let's just go
there we go there we go there we go
job's not done completely yet
Jesus Christ it never bite
stoking all the tiny little things [ __ ]
you
and also [ __ ] you
[ __ ] you and again doc [ __ ] you
charge this bad boy up
I don't that did anything
we're not killing these guys wait
they're mentally killed where did he
even go since to give me absolutely
everything I need
the mist
oh my god but the most fluid of arenas
but we did it that's we came out on top
and I didn't lose my ex-wife yeah yeah I
have it was I can hear birds ubers
Oh God the platforming is so [ __ ]
ridiculous now oh my god oh my hair
wasn't my mouth
all lined up I really want to shout it
out cool really cool with the race fully
aligned the dimensional does not have
much time left
dude I don't have my passport with me
though I think mine expired are the only
two programmers right I guess I lived
there so it's fine that's how you got a
lot of health and armor
[Music]
subcon maker i'ma [ __ ] your entire world
[Music]
- yeah it's amazing looking so cool I
think it'd bring it back
all right I got most things in this
stuff not everything but I get
everything you need to leave something
for later what the [ __ ] is that
is that a race it looks like an arch
mile do I have loan capacity art has
tentacle legs god it's so cool
everything else here
what are you some subnautica [ __ ] damn
wait hold on um demons demons can I see
a race anywhere here I don't know
it's all very confusing there was one
that had a picture of a race that I
wanted to see these are all the ones I
can fight though so they're not gonna be
there and you're awesome
maybe it's an old con maker without the
armor anything else I can break swim up
stupid
okay I feel like there's more to do with
this guy
I love this kind of stuff just big
creatures they're so creepy
you open
badass dude well have fun being in your
eternal slumber for diathermy now
whatever you're doing you're straight -
I am the other hand we'll see you later
I go back to her to save her she kind of
let you leave this place alive move the
orb got it
how do we do that though
made other sacrifice in the name of our
prosperity there so that they may in
turn by dreams
Wow so cool shootout the town maker de
temporarily disabled her shield and
refill your blood punch meter while
she's vulnerable use your meat hook to
get in close and then use the blood
punch to deal damage oh it's gonna
Sookie when there's a specific way oh
yeah that is an icon maker without the
the armor on you can see it there her
legs
okay so shootout urge a temporary to
save her shield and refill your blood
punch and a meat hook and blood punch
okay
did you come back
hey let's meet hook her oh wait yeah I
had these it disable her shield whoops I
thought I could just go straight in a
blood
who [ __ ] Santos Gauntlet in the
middle of the arena wait is that it gone
for good
okay I'm an I'm gonna use this oh god no
no no - ie
what is happening to this game today did
you see that I went through the floor
that works is that it is that it good
feel like that gun is and it designs for
her
[Applause]
you know what
oh [ __ ] sorting layers to get through
Jesus Christ I didn't realize the floor
was turning all that [ __ ]
Thanks I'll get out of here here
nice
you have a lot Jesus
mmm oh that just refills the blood punch
immediately got it oh God hi okay boo
works really [ __ ] hurts a lot though
right
[ __ ] die I hate arenas where the
[ __ ] floor is lava it's one of my
least favorite video game trolls
okay ice
chuckles guy they're grabbing [ __ ] that
they don't to grab
[Music]
ouch ooch ooch
oh it relays
no I miss it do you think I did
fine
struggling struggling and I don't want
to be struggling
there we go I don't think that's the end
but God what an annoying fight well your
chin
look so cool without the armor the
Powerball
yeah heaven turns into hell
eat [ __ ]
yeah get it tubes layer to blood punch
attacks can now be charged oh that's
awesome I miss a lot of exploration ones
all right time to go kill the icon of
sin
this is the level I was in before hahaha
I love it this is my kind of [ __ ] stuff
like this okay just big joint monsters
roaming around in the background get
that I've no I've no extra lives now
so I need them
[Music]
shut up lady I've always hated you
so much harmony
[Music]
[ __ ] music badass nice one nice one
bro
[Music]
God's sawing through enemies of this is
the most fun
this is slowdown now either until it
runs out of ammo
it's sinister damn
hate that that happens
I didn't lock on to the right guy but
you're standing in the way so
just a pain in my ass bro
bruises and [ __ ]
here you are
thank God grenade upgrades are really
good get them as soon as you can if
you're playing the game I waited way too
long to upgrade my ice ones
come on dance I want to use it it's so
cool
I know what I'm doing
okay I guess not that but take these
[ __ ] to church no no okay waving one
help
by
what a little ones around and
read head until you guys come on
but like it should have
but a tyrant
Oh
- you ever knew everybody show up I were
to save just improvable buddy
oh nice I knew it was gonna be one of
you was hoping it wasn't so good just
hit you immediately damn
where am i where am i right now it's
having cramming oh you guys hit me so
hard
you're like inconsequential
my god that just went on and on and on
didn't it you never you never stopped
didn't pull this bad boy out sooner you
upset the lights I can get some [ __ ]
what a dingle BAM
all right I was one of the crazier
little arenas that we've come up against
but that's so much fun just endlessly
firing rockets ways everyone supposed to
go yeah
the Greenshaw guides me sure that I
gonna send more
where's him fly through the level again
there
okay that was actually meant for these
guys down here
we let it slide one up man
we get to you one up man where's the way
in little man still life Oh God what is
happening
ie I stole my first name oh he's gonna
kill us all ever dude he is epic man how
I get over there
at this rate we're so close to the end
of the game then just like I just want
to see how it ends I always come back to
get all the other [ __ ] later
[Music]
cash money
Oh God Jesus I didn't even see you tried
to get around you I tried to do two
White's after that one I also realized
that I was wondering how much damage the
the chain did when I came out but I
realized that that's not the the point
of it being on fire the point of it
being on fire is that it gives you
shield when you use it so it's a lot
more versatile the icons presents warps
reality damaging the implicit order of
our dimension merely by existing within
it if the icon is allowed to remain
unchecked it would lead to the total
devastation of Earth followed by a
breakdown of space-time around the
planet the resultant black hole will
eventually drag our entire universe down
castigated at the mouth of hell as
conquest to be absorbed by the dark
realm neat the con maker had taken
measures to augment the Titan installing
maker technology throughout its
structure to ensure it could be
controlled with their ritual interrupted
the icon is now fully Unleashed raging
across earth until hell consumes all no
longer bound by the heart of the
betrayer son the icon of sin is free
from any measure of control that the
makers might have once conceived only
the Slayer prophesized an urgent a
legend to stand against the icon if the
prophecy of him coming to existence
existed and is happening you shall read
the prophecy of me destroying him and
killing everything is going to happen to
you paid for that
ow ow I'm stuck again [ __ ] me so many
little holes in gets stuck in in this
game you just buried me against this
corner and I couldn't move Oh God
thank sides
I hate those guys I
[Music]
you make it gonna flip that one
ah
I feel like that other guy just exited
reality no they're here to push me to a
[ __ ] another corner again
come on come on No Oh baby that was epic
epic to the max
get out
when I load up there mom and dad said so
put his head up and then kicks them
until his head is the only thing
standing it's awesome
okay shoot the wall Shawn that helps
on practicing
nice how do I get into it that [ __ ]
room oh I missed
BFG llamo oh yeah because I just came up
the stairs and everything back down I
mean that's good it's good that I did it
without it is now I have it for another
fight
all right
Oh
straight vibin bro
that's how I got what do they do this is
a punchy thing it was just from the
other side stinky
[Applause]
eat it eat it eat it eat it
it's so strong
nice God I seem nice a lot in this
playthrough everything is nice
everything's nice and dope and awesome
[Music]
more of you
that was it
so fun the fireworks
okay didn't think I was gonna get you
but I'll take it Hodder Oh God
just go
come on [ __ ] [ __ ]
and so I was this
[ __ ]
yes
he
we caught at this sword who wanted to
get in that's got any cool environmental
storytelling though I should be possible
on him I keep saving it yeah this game
is dope Arun
big lad
I saved the crucible for like a really
big fight
because this would nearly count
or I could just use this
that's also way more formal that didn't
just outright kill you props to you
buddy
those people ax hack with that go down
[ __ ] [ __ ] Hill subparts
where's this buff potent and who why
does he think he's so bought
Jesus man was fast
no probably cause of the both told him
[Music]
what is it
slight bastard
damnit
all right this is happening
yeah I like that a lot
wait you're still bought then our toys
you up
those [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
everyone's [ __ ] everyone that existed
is [ __ ] I'm almost dead
if I die to that thing bit of viruses
there's two left totems oh I didn't
actually destroy it
I thought I'd destroyed that in well I
killed them all anyway because I'm I'll
get your fixes Lester's fictions whew
that was really intense
I've got more
I make a nice
hell yeah somebody would punches
look Daisy this is a strong boy over
here oh it's a tough
for those toes meat wagons having one
hell of a day Oh yep that'll do it
we have ammo in this
I can fire rockets too
there was a lot of angry bastards
underneath all this help right here
there is all of that coming from
okay
Hey
and broken a lot today was above me all
along
my god
something just [ __ ] me up
TM o BM t mo which was beauty
[Music]
awesome holy [ __ ]
why my my we must be coming close to the
end now I mean well we already knew that
but so much of this is just ramping way
the [ __ ] off
okay
okay that's what we like to see gamers
[ __ ] sake I'm a Rotter hey these guys
suck
I think they're also immune to ice
creams which sucks to be almost not
these immune to ice grades
[Applause]
[ __ ] your dog dude
like Jesus Christ
doesn't work
ow ow
oh wait poseable
he's abusing Andrews abou rid of my boss
dizzy I need to be under that water suck
okay okay I am low health and I got no
[ __ ] do-overs
[ __ ] die please
[Music]
ah
your label totem your buyer something
this is one of the tougher areas I have
ever faced
in this entire game
whoa
I mean it's supposed to it's a dang
dirty demon
it never [ __ ] ends they are infinite
well not exactly
okay so there's an arch while someone
here you are [ __ ] Oh
okay okay
Oh
now do I have to do all of that again no
no no no no go again shall we
now that the Marauders dead stock up and
help there you go now have a lot of
money please these guys do that ever
Jesus Christ and just [ __ ] retail on
this God forsaken don't
I need a good shot this arena is not
conducive to good sight lights
frizzy see
okay don't get greedy okay greedy it's
fine it's fine
now did that work
that's your [ __ ] did y'all right
Jesus crisis is never-ending I have to
destroy the I kind of said I'm looking
if I can even [ __ ] get out of this
room
this room through like every [ __ ]
enemy
[Music]
[Applause]
nice
oh my god that was the most intense room
so far that kicked my ass man e times oh
[ __ ] where you go how do I get out of
this place
wait go back down
I guess sorry what I didn't catch that
oh oh I don't think that that was
supposed to happen I don't think I was
supposed to be able to do that epic what
salvation we looking forward my whole
life I'm checking to make sure I'm still
recording something recording for quite
a while
across that bridge hey you sure cuz I
can't see and he's kinda hard to miss
got him
okay
Oh
she got Amuro to you
I'm away from my ice to recharge
certain grinning the best 14 possible
I really just [ __ ] [ __ ] oh so nice
give me a no I don't actually have to
fight this thing it's party just gonna
be like a QTE sort of fight like go here
do this thing stand here do that could
be mistaken nice
here we go
yeah yeah
you had to go for a maneuver didn't you
you just had to do it making it harder
on all of us destroy all of the icon of
sins Armour pieces to disable okay where
was he shootin shooting the expose
energy shell does no damage okay exactly
that holy [ __ ]
he hits like a [ __ ] truck
okay he keeps walking
yeah
ooh I love that the blood punches can
look like Santos gauntlets and he's just
blood punch him I would I would love to
find out I would love to find him
no I can't
that's that is that Graham oh Jesus hey
how about we do this then
look at that house tore down look at
that health tore down that's what you
like to see your love to see it your
love does he
hi hi
there's bells right there how do they
[ __ ] dying I cleaved him in half and
took the help I guess not Oh wrong one I
did almost no [ __ ] down
keeps you in it you can own adventure
a pinch of saffron
well hey making a noise heats
there is [ __ ] chaos everywhere it's
so hard to see what
[Applause]
he's eight armor pieces
we seen that right
patience is a virtue as they say
walk-in up
Jesus Christ puts me back through the
Bourget only for
not doing very well
lots of fire in flames and dead
makeup that will reveal a titty
is it the first time I've done that to
one of them it was awesome
well things do a lot of damage out
I don't care who I get just get one
fire and flames everywhere see this
homes [ __ ] floor is lava [ __ ] I
hate that
it's designed to like keep you moving
around but it's annoying
get it yet can I get it be so
what do we have Emily no wrong button
travel time a nice little nauseous
oh I even get that thing that was up
there
Oh Maurice M oh thanks
get out of here
we need any [ __ ] shield bastards
everywhere
get back here
he's so close
yes I would
with me I have I have no idea how this
arena works yet
I've just been flying around on it this
entire time not even really knowing
where I'm going and what I'm doing I
don't know if that one
okay there's that one left
are you do it
that's the last thing today I have to
hit I didn't know I can saw you enough I
know what the last thing I'm supposed to
destroy is
something's happening took everybody's
diet nothing's happening nice
he's doing any damage anyway
what do we shoot what don't you I'm too
busy trying to figure out where the [ __ ]
I go to figure out what I killed oh he's
a para left
wait that's it I got eight of eight I'm
so confused
let me there hat
you know higher
there we go
is that it
hey he's leaving okay whether it's
already destroyed the body are you
kidding me oh [ __ ] off some reason on
this run I have barely even gotten hit
so I don't know what's going on
I need heaven know what armours left
though here ah
is that it
I mean it was it once before as well
with its owner fully destroyed the body
is now exposed forgot it finish this
fight got it
Darren's appalled you got it buddy oh
shoot and destroy eight Oh God let's do
this again Oh God oh Jesus oh he's so
mad he's every madman
we call it max
get one of this yeah the 60 count is a
[ __ ] one
yeah mess them up mess them up
[ __ ] help I mean no no he is so much
of that I don't
writer boy
Oh somebody come near me
thank you
thank you the sword really is the way
forward in this section but you ain't
against him
basically of incident sword in this
arena
and word punches
they do [ __ ] nothing against the big
boy
okay just show everything shoot
everything you see a lot of times that's
gonna be my plan for now
hey didn't mean to do that but I'll take
it
okay there's a lot of [ __ ] happening and
they don't know who's legs are what I
know it's my ep
this is an onslaught
I mean as a probably sharpie
I'm just trying to catch my [ __ ]
breath
yeah don't even do it half as healthy
yet he just saw some light [ __ ] in
half get some
the Regis set up shop [ __ ] them up
hey you guys not getting the way this is
me meeting a big black I'm trying my
best just to stay alive here and you're
all coming in like oh we're demons we go
we want to fight - this is suck
wait your turn
okay
No
[Music]
how am I suppose in a chance to [ __ ]
fight them if I'm constantly fighting
all these [ __ ]
let's just keep moving and take shots in
it right now
this works
that works a [ __ ] treat geez got a
giant laser face
Equipe [ __ ] anything I need to get
this
[Music]
whoa hi didn't realize you're here I'm
sorry
I'm sorry for everything I've done it or
anything I ever will do look at this
purple boy ruthless emotion I don't like
that
a purpley boy even really help
god he's attacked
please don't jump and get it
this
does that let me do more damage
I don't know
didn't really get a [ __ ] chance to
see hello
not really
he looks so cool though
Oh
nice okay any small lads around small
lads little tiny bites thank you
you're small but not small enough
these I can just do that to them now I
don't really have to worry about it
the focus happening
everyone's freaking out here we go
is that too
[ __ ] many of them
just give me a public break like in the
middle everything else is going on
ground
most part is is that if I feel this
after dude all over damn it so close
don't even know what part of them I have
left to kill I don't know what part of
them has Armour left or not
the chainsaw somebody's getting out here
we go
left his belly
[Applause]
I don't [ __ ] know I don't [ __ ]
know no health no goddamn
I cannot lose now not now
you could see easier what's left
nutus hands
now
thank God that regenerates
but most of this fight this time uses
less enemies showing I don't know why I
mean I'm happy about it
nothing's doing damage oh okay it is
something else
thank you
give me more help more help thank you no
more help why not everybody give me help
it's a [ __ ] party
come on come on Big Boy come on Big Boy
okay [ __ ] yeah oh my god I took a long
time
Oh chop me to bits
nice
we did it
holy [ __ ]
my god it's so cool
haha God you look so small next to the
doom flavor
holy [ __ ] it's so badass
Eddie who will be there Sylvia your
strength will be there as your will
there so you for your fight is
Wow
oh my god what a [ __ ] amazing video
game
god damn it was incredible from start to
finish
[Music]
holy [ __ ]
Oh No dedicated to our friend and
teammate Stephen Ashe oh god I need I
need a little any little break before we
launch into anything else holy crap get
to go back to the fortress
nice game complete congratulations
you've beaten doom eternal you cannot
continue exploring the forces of doom er
require any items you missed through
mission select you can also continue to
test your skills training events battle
mode master levels which are challenging
remixes of the campaign missions nice
new master levels are added regularly be
sure to check back up that's cool Samuel
we did it earth is free look it's all
normal there's no more hell all over it
you think people knew it was me see
people knew who helped them oh my god
we did it we finished it what a [ __ ]
awesome video game couple of the fights
near the end felt a little tedious I
don't know if that that final boss fight
just didn't really do it for me didn't
really click with me didn't really make
me feel like a badass beating them at
the very end
made me feel badass but it just felt
like here's just a [ __ ] ton of enemies
and there's it's just I don't know it
felt cumbersome and tedious to me and
then the second time I tried it that
very end it was just way less enemies so
I don't know maybe it was a management
thing I have no idea
and then the con maker fight was yeah I
feel like though I guess you can't
really do them normally if they're doing
normally then it just doesn't work
either because then it would just be too
normal and too easy so overall they
weren't bad it's just they didn't really
feel make me feel like I was
flying through it I know I was off today
the final episode of all things but I am
glad we beat it I'm glad we're doing I'm
glad that I got all day
Imperium keys I didn't get every single
item around cuz let's face it a lot of
it is just collectible stuff and it
doesn't really matter in the long run
I'll go off and do that in my spare time
I'm just glad that we got through it and
there's someone who didn't finish doom
2016 I'm really glad that I stuck with
this one this is so much better than
that game that game was like two hours
okay I kind of seen everything that you
have to offer this one just constantly
kept the tension and day the speed and
momentum and thrills going all the time
the levels were so well crafted the
sound design is awesome our direction
was amazing one of the best first-person
shooter video games I've ever played in
my entire life
I'm gonna come back and play this game
over and over and over again there the
developers should be immensely proud of
what they've put together I'm glad I got
delayed to put those final touches on it
and polish it up because it really shows
the game is so tightly tightly created
and tightly wound and works so goddamn
well and all its mechanics together just
really start clicking towards the end I
can't wait to go back and play some of
the earlier levels and just really start
[ __ ] dominating them with the the
skills I've learned towards the end of
the game I feel like I'm still nowhere
near just kind of mastering any of the
mechanics have seen some gifts and
videos of people just really string and
[ __ ] together and making the enemies
look like a joke and I want to get to
that level eventually one playthrough is
just not enough for that and again I I
play Doom 2016 for a very short amount
of time and that was kind of the only
doom game that I ever really played so
I'm still basically new to all of this
but I I could sing this games phrases
all [ __ ] day the graphics were
unbelievable as well some of those set
pieces and the level designs and how it
all looked just blew me away oh man I
immediately want to start this game
again and go back and play more and more
and more good but sadly
this is going to be it for the the let's
plays on doom eternal unless I do some
battle mode or something with some
friends I have no idea right now but for
the story side of things that's gonna be
it for doom eternal really really damn
good game really wraps up a lot of to do
mythos and lore he did say your your
fight is eternal so it kind of just
opens it up that oh they'll come back we
fight the I kind of sin again you'll
blah blah blah blah but I really like
how it tied back to a lot of the older
doom games and really feels like the
quintessential doom game out of all of
them this is it this physically from
working and building towards this for a
really long time and it really shows and
pays off and glad it's reviewing well I
hope that it's selling well all of you
should go out and buy this game I think
it really deserves it and is an immense
just contribution to video games in
general and it's gonna go down in
history as one of the best first-person
shooters of all time but that's gonna be
it from me thank you guys for watching
this series and sticking with me and
watching it every single day it was an
absolute riot I had so much fun doing it
and I can't wait for some of the other
series that we're doing right now and
for whatever's to come next love you
guys and I'm glad that we played this
game all together and I see in the next
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