welcome to the to view I'm gonna go
straight in with the big questions
Ashley what do you think is gonna happen
in the next four weeks
oh I mean I think the only way that
everyone's gonna be happy is if nobody's
happy then every will be happy because
no one's happy because that's fair yeah
so I think there's a high likelihood
that nobody's gonna be happy and so
everyone will be fine okay so no one's
left out yeah so no one's left out the
worst thing that can happen is when
someone else is having a good time
you're not so I really feel like there's
gonna be a real plus for Humanity where
everyone just coming really measure on
her like that's how it should be
[Laughter]
listen this the government was
malfunctioning they didn't have a
majority so we technically didn't have a
working government so we absolutely had
to have an election but this is very
much the colonoscopy of olay habit but
we know it's not gonna be any fun okay
here's a question because I mean no one
really knows what to call this election
I noticed some of the new users are
calling it the News's news I've been
watching the news is called a news in
Australia
you're watching the news is is the
storms ease what we'd like to see what
your future job is gonna be
it's been called the brexit election and
that does not excite anyone yeah so I
think our poll for tonight is what
should we call it let's come up with a
better name for it is anyone got any
suggestions I'm sticking with
colonoscopy but camera election this is
a camera up the anus of Britain with all
of us just looking at the shot
before Christmas I was okay to Jeremy
Corbyn is so toxic to some that a former
Labour Minister goes as far as promoting
Boris Johnson as the only potentially
acceptable PM yeah some senior Labour
figures this week said they won't be
supporting Jeremy Corbyn of the election
and even told people to vote Tory now a
lot of people are claiming this is just
part of an anti Corbin conspiracy but if
Josh and Alex did an interview in which
they called me a prick and then said you
should watch Mock the Week you'd pay
attention Graham Norton also I'd never
ever call you a prick in an interview
yeah may not I write it on the odd
what's happened stop it on a toilet roll
have even written it on the sole of your
shoe like Andy from Toy Story
you can't feel
[Laughter]
there's new jokes about you not having a
foot 200 episodes in I genuinely don't
know who to vote for of this election
I'm genuinely struggling especially out
of the two main parties do I vote for
the party accused of anti-semitism or
the party accused of neglecting
vulnerable people I'm kind of looking at
all with real selection boxes
option at the moment I kind of feel like
I'm in a restaurant and waiters come up
and go on right do you want the steak
that's been dropped on the floor or the
chicken that the chef sneezed on what
are the greens like the thing that I
find difficult to take is when people go
I can't vote for labor because the
concerns I have about racism so I'm
going to vote for Boris Johnson my
stepmother is a bit mean so I think I'm
gonna live with Darth Vader yeah the
whole thing does feel a bit like a
divorced couple even your mom go and I'm
insane vote for Boris like that's such a
thing to do you know until we
were like well we're breaking up but
everything's about the kids and we're
not gonna let it get nasty and it's all
gonna be fine and then like five months
they she's like you tell your father
that I was having sex with the neighbor
last night the noise and you tell him
that when he picks you up from the crash
knee
[Applause]
Oh Alex will you'd look like you were
gonna say something thinking about the
neighbor having sex
you