Hows it going youtube I am Landon Dowlatsingh, and welcome back to another most amazing top
10 video.
Lets not waste any time with this one and lets just get right into it.
This is the top 10 dumbest text messages part 17.
Starting us off at number 10 we have this, $20 A GRAM.
THE WIFES OUTTA TOWN FOR THE WEEKEND.
STOP BY TODAY AND TOMORROW ONLY.
Dad you’ve got to fucking be kidding me.
SHIT ILL GIVE YOU 25% OF WHAT I MAKE IF YOU DON’T TELL MOM. 50% or ill hit the forward
button.
DEAL.
Pleasure doing business with you.
Is this real life right now.
This kid just found out his dad is a drug dealer and now he is an accessity to this
crime because you are taking half the profits.
Lets just hope that person your dad is selling to isn’t an undercover cop.
Number 9.
DUDE THAT PARTY WAS FUCKING AWESOME.
IM SO GLAD I SNEAKED OUT.
Ikr.
Fuck the world lol.
So did you hook up.
I HAVE NO IDEA I WAS O HIGH AND DRUNK.
LOL HAVING A HANGOVER NOW GLAD THAT MY PARENTS AINT HOME.
You sit your ass on the couch and don’t move I am coming home right now.
You need to start to check who your text.
ERROR: 42357 THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE.
PLEASE CALL YOUR OPERATOR.
You sit your ass on the couch and do not move and next time spell operator right.
This kid wrote Operatoer what the heck is that.
Also this guy is in a whole lot of trouble he accident told him mom hes high as shit
and drunk what an idiot.
Moving into number 8.
MOM I NEED A BIGGER ALLOWANCE NOW.
No way, honey, me and your father work hard fr the money we get to put food on the table.
$10 a week isn’t enough?
NO start making money yourself then.
HOW?
ANY IDEAS.
Prostitution.
Is this real life right now I really hope this mom is joking, and hopefully her kid
didn’t take that seriously?
What a parenting failure.
Alright number 7.
I FEEL SO GOOD.
GUESS WHAT.
Did you break up with that bitchy girlfriend yet?
I hope so cause she was a real bitch and im breaking this to you now, she cheated on you.
I JUT ASKED HER TO MARRY ME.
Shit sorry man.
What the heck just happened.
I feel so bad for this guy.
This was so stupid why didn’t you tell your buddy Tyler earlier and maybe in person that
hes being cheated on.
Touche is next up at number 6.
HEY MOM, IM PREGNANT.
SORRY.
You’re sixteen how could you do this.
You are so ireesponsible.
MOM YOU’RE FOURTEEN YEARS OLD THAN ME.
This conversation is over.
Well that was pretty dumb and I like how this teenager was like hey mom im pregnant sorry.
16 is pretty young to have a kid but this mom was 14 that is insane.
And I gues you cant really give a life lesson or a lecture to your kid if you did the same
thing as well.
A cheating father is caught at number 5.
WIFE AND KIDS ARE OUT.
YOURS IN 10.
Ahh dad?
OH MY GD.
DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER PLEASE.
NAME ANY PRICE.
You raised an honourable family.
No screw you.
You know what good for you, for standing up for your mom.
So many of these texts usually go the other way where there is a bribe and the kid actually
takes it.
Its time for this father to find couches to surf on.
A text to the wrong person couldn’t have gone horrible wrong.
This is at number 4.
HEY BABE.
CAN WAIT TO BANG WITH YOU TONIGHT.
WTH!
“What the heck” this is jodies dad.
You are never ever allowed to see her again.
I MEANT HANG.
Oh in that case have fun.
OH MY GOD JODIE.
YOUR DAD HAD YOUR PHONE AND I TOLD HIM WE WERE BANGING TONIGHT.
I PLAYED IT OFF AND SAID I MEANT HANG.
HAHA DICKHEAD.
What the fuck man.
This is super embrassesing.
This guy just told right to his girlfriends dad that he is a dickhead and he’s banging
her daughter.
This was just the worst time to text the wrong person.
Alright number 3.
I KNOW JEN IS UGLY, BUT SHE IS OUR DAUGHTER AND I DON’T THINK SHE IS UP FOR PLASTIC
SURGERY.
Mom?
THAT WA ABOUT YOUR SISTER IT AUTCORRECTED HER NAME.
wtf I don have a sister.
BROTHER.
Im moving out.
This mom is so dam rude, and she could’nt lied a lot better than that.
Say it autocorrected to someone you know at work or something.
Instead of saying it was your sister, in what world would she believe that.
She doesn’t even have a sister.
This mom just isn’t the sharpest.
This next one is pretty funny but scarring at the same time and this comes into number
2.
HI HONEY CAN YOU STOP BUY THE DRUGSTORE AND PICK UP CONDOMS FOR YOUR FATHER?
THANKS.
Lol mom check ur text auto correct sucks.
OH SORRY I MEANT STOP BY THE DRUG STORE TO BUY CONDOMS.
Kill me now please.
In the first text this mom spelt buy with buy but than changed it to BY.
But that wasn’t the thing Ashley is talking about in your text.
Why the heck are you making your daughter pick up condoms for you and her dad, that’s
something no kid wants to know about.
And finally, at number 1 I saved the dumbest one for last.
THERE WERE THREE BLONDES WALKING ON A TRAIL.
THE FIRST BLONDE SAID.
THOSE LOOK LIKE DEER TRACKS.
THE SECOND BLONDE SAID NO THOSE ARE TOTALLY MOOSE TRACKS.
THE THIRD SAID, NOPE THEY’RE GOAT TRACKS.
THEN THE TRAIN HIT THEM.
Hahaha.
So wait, what kind of tracks were they?
I don’t realy think I have to explain this one to you guys because I know all of you
are super smarts.
Well that’s It for this video thanks so much for watching.