Noah Sanders. Here for the job interview.
Please take a seat. Mr. Weinstein will see you next.
[lounge music]
♪ ♪
Job interviews, huh?
Never fun.
Okay, just...
I get it. Stay focused.
Cool.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool.
[clicks tongue]
[laughter]
Oh.
- Yeah. - Whoo-hoo!
That was a big laugh.
[exhales]
(Weinstein) Oh, no!
- I did it! - No, you didn't!
- I did it. - [laughter]
Jeez.
Is this a job interview or
- You know what I mean? - [laughter]
Oh, sir, sir, sir.
- Oh, my God, that is too rich. - Oh, well.
Thanks so much for coming in, Adam.
Of course, and you better stay away
from that Chinese food there.
Oh, my God, you got that right.
That's done--it's done a number on my stomach.
- [martial arts shouts] - [grunting]
Here's your fortune.
You're gonna be sick in a half hour.
[laughter]
Oh, my gosh, what an absolute delight, Adam.
It's been great, and--can I tell you something real quick?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't even care if I get this job
because I know I've made a friend for life.
What a terrific attitude.
What a great goddamn attitude.
Yup.
You son of a gun.
You know what?
Right quick, before you leave, I want to give you something.
No, sir, I can't take any more gifts.
This whole thing has been a gift.
My brother passed away.
[somber music]
21 years ago.
Wow.
We were estranged,
and he became ill,
and he gave this to me as a peace offering.
Ohh.
And then one day when we were on the ocean,
he fell overboard on a boat very much like this one
and died.
I saw him struggling all the way
as a riptide just pulled him down.
That bitch ocean.
Would you please accept this as a--as a token
of my gratitude for you bringing joy back into my life?
Under any other circumstance, I would refuse,
but I will accept this gift today
because I know how much it means to you.
So I will.
Thank you.
Ahoy, matey.
[both laugh]
Ahoy, matey.
[laughter]
How is that funny?
Bernadette.
- Are you hearing any of this? - Oh, my God.
This guy. How do you keep a straight face all day?
[laughter]
She's--isn't she sweet?
Sweeter than pie. Sweeter than pie.
Oh, my God.
God damn it, I love your fucking energy.
Well, what can I say, sir?
I am solar powered.
[screaming laughter]
[continues laughing]
Really?
You like-- you like that one, huh?
Oh, thanks so much, Adam.
Terrific. [laughs]
Best interview I've ever been a part of in my entire life.
Okay, who's next?
You? Ready? Let's go. Chop-chop.
Here we go. [clapping]
Come on, let's go.
Okay.
Hoo-hoo!
Hoo!
Requesting permission to come on board, sir.
Hi, Noah Sanders the name.
Sorry to hear about your brother.
Maybe we could get some Chinese food after this?
- [clicks tongue] - All right. All right.
Okay, take it easy.
Jeez, settle down, turbo.